Flu shots, DH, and miscellaneous questions

 

     Dear Hubby hasn’t felt well for the last couple of days and tonight he thinks he’s figured out why.  It seems that every time he’s with his Mother, when or right after she gets a flu shot, he gets ill.  Could it be that she sheds just enough of the virus/antiviris that his contact with her gives him a mild case of the flu?

     Why does my inner child play with matches when I’m already warm but refuses to when I’m cold?

     If you’re the only person to show up for a meeting, is it a meeting?

     Why is it that when you decide to have a quiet night reading, the phone that has been silent for weeks begins to ring every five minutes?

     Why is it that if one dog is quiet, the other one decides to cut up?

     If the damned squirrels can’t remember where the heck they’ve buried their nuts, why do they bury them in the first place.  (You should see the holes in my yard and gardens.)

     If you know someone is always late, do you tell him/her to come at an earlier time so he/she will arrives on time?  (I do.)

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Posted on March 13, 2009, in Misc and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. 1, Yes, your hubby with his compromised immune system could pick up the flu from his mother having the shot. Don’t know why, but my doc has advised me to not be around the shot for just that reason.
    2. Perversity!
    3. I don’t know, how many of you are you? I can hold a meeting all by myself, but none of us would ever admit to it.
    4. See #2
    5. Excellent managerial skills.
    6. It’s the same principle as people putting something important in a safe place and never seeing it again.
    7. My parents did it regularly with one couple – they were always told a time 1:20 earlier and then made it within ten minutes. However, my folks once showed up for a Halloween costume party in a third floor apartment dressed as a horse an entire week early. My mother never forgave my father since she was the rear end all the way up the three flights.

    Thank you, I love answering questions.

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