I have friends who have a female Bulldog.  She is in heat and to prevent a mess in the house they put a pair of men’s bikini briefs on her.  They fit well and stay nicely in place with her tail sticking out—well, you know where. 

     The other day while the dog went out in the yard to do her business, my friend was busy talking to her next door neighbor.  A while later when she was ready to go inside, she called the dog.  Seems the dog was very slow to come, which for her isn’t normal.  This Bulldog will run to her ‘Mommy’ like a shot when called.  My friend called the dog a second time and the dog finally meandered up onto the deck.  Now, a Bulldog’s facial expression is often very difficult to judge because of all the wrinkles.  However, from what I heard, there was no problem telling that the look she shot her ‘Mom’ was one of utter disgust.

     It seems that ‘Mommy dearest’ had forgotten to remove the briefs.  The dog was not happy.  Like a kid in diapers she had a full load in hers and didn’t quite know what to think about it.  Once ‘Mom’ remedied the situation and the little darling got a cookie, all was forgiven.

MOM, do something... this is so NOT right!