Monthly Archives: May 2009
Behind the scenes of my conference experience
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Dear Hubby and the dogs survived my time away at the conference. However, DH is exhausted from the extra work and I’ve pampered him a lot today. After all, he was the one who made sure that I could attend the conference. It isn’t easy for him to be alone and I did make certain that friends and neighbors kept an eye on him and were ready to lend him a hand when necessary. He can no longer stand long enough to cook a meal for himself. I offered to make and freeze some dinners for him so all he had to do was microwave them but he said, “It’s only 4 dinners, 4 lunches, and 4 breakfasts. We have dozens of places around here who deliver that I can choose from for my meals.”
Tonight DH and the pups were thrilled with the smells of cooking going on after four days of take out/delivered dinners. DH, Gavin, and Patty were doing a happy dance. “Oh, boy! Home cooking.”
Some of us had arranged to go to Pittsburgh on Thursday so we’d have a little time to recover from the looooong drive before the conference began. We went out to Joe’s Crab Shack for dinner. The food was good, the company great, and I do believe it set the mood for the weekend—FUN.
Tomorrow I’ll share some of the fun.
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I’m ba-ack!
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The PW conference was wonderful. Lisa Scottoline is a dynamic speaker. She had many of us all fired up and ready to work twice as hard as soon as we returned home.
I’ll touch on a few of the highlights tonight but due to complete exhaustion–I am not a Lark, I’m an Owl–I’ll be brief, this time. (More to come later.)
The weekend lived up to our high expectations. Pennwriters has never failed to send me home eager and ready to put my posterior into my chair and work.
Here are a two examples to whet your appetites…
John Lamb’s session, Homicide 101, fantastic. If you ever have a chance to hear this retired homicide detective speak, DO NOT HESITATE, GO!
Nancy Martin, always a firebrand and her sessions are never a disappointment. You can find her over on The Lipstick Chronicles.
If you’ve read my Doggoned Dead excerpt you will find that I’ve rewritten the first chapter. Yes, this may have been “my vacation” but you will see that it was a working vacation.
Now dear readers I’m going to pay some attention to Dear Hubby who made my conference trip a reality, give my happy-that-mom-is-home pups plenty of hugs, smooches, and cuddles, and then I’ll get some much needed sleep.
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This time tomorrow…
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I’ll be in Pittsburgh attending the Pennwriters conference. I’ll miss you all.
I will be back here on Sunday night or Monday depending how tired I am and how badly I crash. Watch for conference stories and maybe a few pictures.
Take care of yourselves!
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MIL update number whatever…
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This rehab hospital/nursing home my MIL is in sucks. In spite of this, she’ll soon be out of there. Yes, they are kicking her to curb on the 22nd because her Medicare will run out then. I’m glad we have the house ready for her.
I hate what they’ve done to her. They’ve made her a nervous wreck. She hears the staff fighting among themselves all the time. Their idea of care is to put a diaper on each patient and leave them to sit in a dirty one for hours on end. It’s much easier to do that rather than answer call bells and help the patients into the bathrooms. She’s petrified to use her call bell because the staff is so surly.
I’m no fan of lazy, negligent health care workers who haven’t a drop of compassion. I know too many of their ilk. People like that should find another career instead of making patients suffer their neglect. Once my MIL is safely out of this joint I will name it on my blog. However, for now, for her safety and security, I will remain mum on the name of the facility. This facility is a part of a large corporation that has many such facilities nation wide.
Their rating, which I discovered online, is 2 ½ stars. I won’t go to a movie that has less than a three star rating.
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Have a few for me…
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There’s nothing like having your agent tell you, “have a few drinks for me at the conference.”
“No problem, I can do that. I won’t be driving anywhere,” I said. (If you must know, my normal drink of choice is coffee. Nevertheless, this is a writers’ conference and my agent said I should have a few drinks. I have permission. Heck, I’m under orders.)
However, when I’m knee walking back to my room I may regret my answer. If later there are pictures circulated of me dancing on the tables, I may regret my answer. I’ll also emphatically deny that those pictures are of me.
Since several of us who are attending the conference have the same agent, maybe we can turn her request into a drinking game. One for us, one for her, one for us, one for…you get the idea. That way I won’t be the only one knee walking back to my room.
I need to finish packing. Where did I put that camera?
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Patty and Gavin do the Roomba rumba
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The pups think they have a new toy. They don’t. Amongst some of the clutter over at his mother’s house that Dear Hubby has sifted, sorted through, tossed out, or put away he discovered a Roomba. It was still in its box, had never been taken out, other then to have the CD of instructions lost forever. He asked his mother about it and she said it was too difficult for her to set up so she put it aside and bought another vacuum she could understand how to run. “Take it,” she said. He brought it home to me but the pups have gotten into their heads that it is for them.
It’s still in its little home charging, they haven’t seen it run yet. Still, it must be theirs. Gavin has sniffed the heck out of it, bowed at it, and is expecting it to play with him any time now. I don’t think so. Gavin will never see it run because I know him, he loves to chase and tackle RC cars. DH had three he bought for Gavin and Gavin destroyed them all.
I’m not too worried about Patty because the Roomba is just the sort of thing that’ll make her run and hide in the back of her crate. The RC cars did, they scared her to death. The fact that DH would chase her with them had nothing to do with that—yeah, right.

'Gavin's' radio contolled car...
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It’s not the last minute…yet
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A few days ago, Dave asked me why I hadn’t packed for the PW conference yet. Could it be that I didn’t have the clean clothes to pack? Why, that just might be the answer. I did the last of the laundry today. I have no excuse now, time to get packing. Which reminds me…I have to try my dress on gee, I hope it still fits and isn’t a wrinkled mess. Better check. GAH! Do I have panty hose? Crap another thing to check. The list keeps growing.
Don’t worry Dave. I’ll be packed and ready to go when my conference roommate arrives on Thursday morning. We’ll be loading not two but five baskets into her car for the auction. I did some shopping. Now all that crap I bought, stacks of paperbacks, and the five baskets are sitting on my kitchen table.
Several neighbors have offered to give Dear Hubby a hand with the dogs. One neighbor said he’d keep an eye on the pond filters. Patty has promised she won’t eat any towels while I’m gone and Gavin says he’ll take it easy on the helpers.
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Sharing the wealth from the garden
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We had sun today for most of the day. Didn’t last, the clouds began to roll in late in the afternoon. The rain held off until dusk. At least it wasn’t a monsoon. For once, it was a gentle rain. My question is, does this count as ten days of rain? If half of a twenty-four hour period has rain, is that considered another day of rain?
It wasn’t sunny enough for long enough to dry anything out. While there was sun, I went out to weed the gardens. I shouldn’t have looked at my rhubarb, but I did. It needed picking, now. There went the weeding idea. I picked rhubarb. I had a large quantity of fresh rhubarb. I cut and froze some. I baked a rhubarb custard pie. I gave my friend G enough for her to bake a pie. She had strawberries. She’s making a strawberry rhubarb pie tomorrow.
This happens to me all the time. I start out to do one thing and something else grabs my attention. AOADD strikes again. Oh, yeah I was going to do some weeding…
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Things my Bull Terriers have eaten that they shouldn’t have
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Patty’s towel incident prompted me to write this post. Our first BT, Danny had a taste for rocks, socks, and shoes. I had a lovely pair of suede boots that he chewed to bits in less than five minutes. Dear Hubby had a habit of leaving socks on the bedroom floor, a habit he soon broke after Danny pooped one out.
Our second BT, Joey liked to chew on wood. He redid the woodwork around the doors. He ate my bentwood rocker and redesigned the rungs on a couple of wooden stools. He also ate his Varikennel.
BT number three was Malcolm. Malcolm ate a Superball, which resulted in major surgery and a vet bill that’d make you faint. He would chew the covers off tennis balls in less than a minute. He too had a taste for wood and added his own touches to Joey’s artistic endeavors. Malcolm ate a four-foot section of lamp cord, which he, luckily for him, had pulled out of the wall socket first.
BT number four, Mercy is the one who ate the back off the sofa from her crate. No one has topped that feat of legerdemain.
BT number five, Sadie managed to eat a five foot by 4 foot square section of linoleum flooring one night. This is why I now have a ceramic tile floor in the kitchen.
BT number six, Gavin has been the least destructive BT we ever had. He’s stubborn, dominate, and demanding, but the least destructive. The only thing he wants to eat is food any sort of food at any time. Surprisingly, he is not over weight but then I do watch his diet carefully.
BT number five, Patty eats her bedding. She’s chewed blankets, fake lambskins, and the last thing was that towel, that $448.00 towel.
BT number six, our new rescue, Lucy loves to chew holes in blankets. Nibbles on the backs of The Curmudgeon’s slippers when she can snatch them away from the side of his chair. Who knows what else we’ll find out about her in the years to come.
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Be careful what you wish for
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My gardens were looking dry over a week ago and I was hoping for a little bit of rain. I said a little rain. I didn’t mean monsoon season. We are now into our ninth day of rain. It’s been pouring all night. The yard is turning into a swamp and the Koi are thinking of going exploring. Even the frogs seem depressed with all the rain, probably because the bugs are in hiding. I don’t think they make umbrellas for flies or galoshes for beetles.
Dear Hubby mowed the grass the day before the monsoon hit and the yard looks as though it’s grown several feet. If this keeps up much longer, I’m going need a machete to get from the back door to the pond. My flowers are thrilled with all the moisture, but then so are all the weeds. The weeds are like an army of rampaging hookers attempting to take over the garden beds.
We thought we’d fixed the leak in the basement. It hadn’t leaked for over a year. However, tonight it has sprung forth anew. It looks like it’s back to the drawing board on that repair. I think Gibbs from NCIS has the right idea. Maybe I should be building a boat down there.
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Why you shouldn’t eat a towel
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A few days ago, Patty decided to snack on her bedding, a towel. Towels aren’t digested quickly or easily even by Bull Terriers. By Sunday, she was quite ill and so we took the run to the only available weekend emergency vet. When he couldn’t tell what organs he was looking at on her x-rays, we decided against the $4400.00 barium test of which they wanted half right then. We also decided against their $7800.00 exploratory surgery where they wanted half of that, and signed Patty out AMA.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my dogs and will do anything for them, but I had no confidence in this man. After we sat there for four hours and he harangued us several times about what irresponsible pet owners we’d be if we left, I figured we’d better leave before I decked him. By that time, my vet would be in his office in only a matter of a couple of hours and he knows my dogs. Patty was not showing any real signs of pain she was more stressed out by the vet than by anything else. Every time he’d walk back into the room, she’d dive and hide under Dear Hubby’s chair. She doesn’t do that with our vet.
The emergency vet’s office faxed everything over to my vet’s. I called my vet the instant his office opened. They know me, they know my experience as a former vet tech, and as I said before, they know my dogs. My vet’s opinion was to keep an eye on her and if she showed any distress bring her in. Poor Patty, all she wanted to do was sleep by then.
She and I spent the rest of the day dozing together on my chair and checking in periodically with my vet’s office. I coaxed some beef broth down her a few times to keep her hydrated and allowed her stomach to settle. She ate a very light dinner of hamburger and rice. This morning she was hungry and ate a light breakfast. Then she wanted dinner around five this evening. Soon after that, she passed the offending piece of towel. Then she raced about the yard back to her old self.
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Patty’s update
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She started trying to mooch our food today so I take that as a good sign. We are not certain that all is well yet. She hadn’t eaten since Saturday morning and so far, today she did keep down beef broth and some hamburger and rice. However, the night isn’t over yet and I’m staying up again to keep and eye on her.
Our vet talked to me this morning and wasn’t overly concerned. I do trust our vet more than the emergency vet we saw Sunday night. Who, when he was showing us her x-rays, said, “I think that’s her stomach…” Saying something like that to me doesn’t instill a great deal of confidence on my part.
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