Return of the klutz

 

     I fell the other day.  Stepping off the back porch steps, I hit that uneven bit of sidewalk again, the same place where I sprained both ankles last summer.  Down I went, this time my ankles were spared, but not my right butt cheek, my hand, and shoulder.  I landed on my butt, broke a vein in the palm of my hand (it’s quite a lovely shade of purple now), and I jounced my shoulder.

     I’m certain I was quite a sight for my neighbors as I landed splat on my backside.  I was taking Gavin out at the time.  Delighted to have me on his level, he raced over, began to lick my face, and tried to crawl into my lap.  I went into a fit of the giggles.  Gavin took that as a good sign and he scoured my face with more enthusiasm.  By then I was so weak from the giggles I couldn’t push him off me so we ended up rolling around on the grass. 

     The neighbors are probably convinced that I’m certifiable.

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Posted on September 25, 2009, in Dog related, Misc, Writer, Writing and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Bullies are always glad to help by holding you down – i frequently am held down when i fall asleep in the couch and both wood and sweetie decide i must be cold and lay on top of me

    Woodrow – Sweetie – MJ

  2. And they do it with big smiles and such glee…

  3. The klutz bug struck here in July. Fell going outside, and I’ve been in PT for 2 weeks now. Saw ortho-doc x 4 and just got some meds to help with the knee pains at night. I did not have any of our four legged babies around…..but I had the giggles all by my self as I laid on the concret thinking…..I hope the post man, next door neighbors or anyone I know does not come by and see me out here!

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