The psycho Target lady is back

 

     I hated those commercials last year and this year’s are worse.  In general, I’m not fond of Christmas commercials but psycho lady must go.  She completely creeps me out.  If she lived in my neighborhood, I’d probably suffer with nightmares or rather, in my case, daymares.  I’d lock my doors when she was active and never offer her coffee—she’s very hyperactive as it is.

     Other commercials that bug me are those car commercials.  Tell me, how often do people give each other cars for Christmas? 

     Gentlemen, the push is on to have you buy the little woman jewelry.  Hang on to those receipts so she can return whatever you bought.  DH doesn’t buy me jewelry unless I’m with him because he knows I am very fussy about it.

     Lest we forget, there are the little kiddies to remember.  All the commercials are screaming buy them expensive electronics.  They even have pricey electronics for toddlers.  Oh, come on!  Toddlers are happiest with the box the electronics come in or with a kitchen pot and a spoon to bang it.  Save yourselves some bucks people.

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Posted on November 25, 2010, in Favorite TV shows, Misc and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Target perpetually has some of the weirdest commercials ever. They’re so bizarre, they have totally turned me off to the company. I have never shopped there and never will.
    And speaking of Christmas shopping, what, for Pete’s sake, is the rationale behind these stores opening at Oh-dark-thirty tomorrow? I would love–absolutely love–to see not a single soul show up at any of them before their normal opening time.

    You know that’ll never happen. Black Friday shoppers have been known to trample people to death you think they won’t show up at o dark thirty?

  2. For me, the horrible fascination of the season is just how early stores are willing to open to attract customers. Around here it seemed that 4am was the winner – but yesterday there was an ad for 3am.

    By this gauge the economy is not as bad as it got in the 80’s when KMart stayed open 24 hours, and then with egg on their faces had to do all nighters again to accommodate the lengthy lines of returns.

    Oh that psycho Target lady – it finally hit me. Don’t worry, they just borrowed her from a carnival shooting game, she was the target. hee, hee, hee

    If not the target she’s at least a side show escapee.

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