I had help with my blog tonight.  Good thing too since I was too tired to think straight.

     A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots.

     On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale.

     Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the spokesman replied, “Now, when you toss a coin you can simply call…. ‘Ted’s or Hale’s’.”

Thanks Jimjim, I needed the giggle.