Bingle jells, bingle jells!  Oh, how my diet has gone to hell. 

     Holiday treats delivered here have made my hips and boobs bigger dear. 

     Cookies here, candy there, someone help me to my chair.

     My goose is cooked.  I don’t mean for food.  Heart healthy please I’m not kidding you. 

     One more kiffle, a cookie or two, oh dear, what harm can they do?…