I enjoy the “I can’t hear you” game when those annoying callers call me.

I’ve added crinkling cellophane and speaking partial words to them.

Somewhere around here, I have a few whistles that I had handed out tons of one Halloween in the distant past. They make a cartoonish Fwee! sound. If I can find the couple I had left over I’ll add them to my sound effects.

I also have an English bobby’s whistle to use.

Wish I had a train whistle…I can hear that now.

Sound of train whistle…”OMG! It’s gonna hit us!”

Any ideas for more easy to use sounds to annoy the annoying callers will be welcome.