I managed to fill two large trash cans with overgrown weeds and suckers from the sweet gum tree and barely put a dent in the mess in my gardens.

Meanwhile, my back decided it was time to quit before I was done.

I swear I’ll never get caught up with this freaking mess we call a yard.

Came in the house sweating my ass off and he had the nerve to ask me if it was hot outside.

“Fuck no, I always look like I just stepped from the shower when I come in from outside.”

I don’t even have my pots planted yet.

Last year…