Yep, you heard me right.

I had a large order from Amazon arrive today. When I opened the box it reeked of lemon. Not a light, soft lemon. A strong, chemical, headache producing lemon fragrance embalmed each item in the box.

Touching said items resulted in my hands smelling of lemon.

It was a case of HOLY CRAP THAT’S LEMON!

Fortunately an Amazon customer service person was very sweet and sympathetic. I returned all but the clothing items (they could be washed and were in plastic bags.)

I had Kamika in the giggles as I described the offensive package.

“Man, I opened the box and was punched in the nose by a lemon bomb. (giggle) Why would someone think it was okay to send it out like that? Holy crap. My entire downstairs now smells like we were invaded by the lemon drop kid in triplicate. You have to picture my dog taking one sniff of the box and running to hide in her crate. She’s still there with her head buried in her stinky blanket.”

Kamika expedited the return pick up and replacement. Like next day delivery even.

I probably wouldn’t have worried except most of the items in the box were edible items–vitamins etc.

10 points to Gryffindor–I mean Kamika!

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