(In my best Desi Arnez voice.) “Lucy, what you doing?”

Lucy backs away from the computer. “Nuffing.”

I check the history.

“You added more toys to my Amazon wish list!”

Lucy, “NOOOOO, Wasn’t me! I did not do that!”

“Yeah sure.”

Sigh.

“I promise, when we know there’s no money problems, I will buy them for you. Just stop putting them on the wish list for now. OKAY?”

Lucy sighs, “Okay.”

Grumbles under her breath, “There better be tons of dem.”