Category Archives: Dog related

Miss Patty hides

 

     We crate the pups when we aren’t here to supervise during the day.  They enjoy getting into things too much to leave them to their own devices.  Today I thought Mr. Houdini dog taught baby sister Patty how to open her crate door.  It wasn’t so.  It seems that DH hadn’t latched her door properly. 

     DH had gone upstairs for a nap while I was outside working in the gardens.  He’d crated the dogs.  When I came in Gavin was snoozing in his crate but Patty was nowhere to be found.  Then I heard her thunder down the stairs.  She zoomed around the corner at the bottom of the steps and about jumped out of her skin to see me standing there.

     She dove into her crate and hid in the back.  Her guilt was so palpable I thought I’d better go see what she’d been doing upstairs.  She hadn’t touched anything in the bathroom.  DH had his room’s door closed.  The laundry basket waiting to have clothes unloaded had the back room door blocked.  That left the bedroom.

     Oh yeah, she’d been in there.  She had used the bed for a trampoline.  Pillows were scattered, some on the floor, and the bedspread was askew.

    

Maybe one of these nights I’ll get some non-stop writing in

 

     Finding a quiet time to write isn’t easy around here.  If I sit down to write when DH is taking his afternoon nap invariably both dogs decide it’s time to go out.  It’d be nice if I could open the door and let them go out on their own but around here, it isn’t a wise thing to do. 

     Then there are phone calls and people dropping by.  Therefore, I write late at night when the phone is quiet, no one drops by, and the dogs and DH are sound asleep…well, most of time they are.  For quite a while, DH was having trouble sleeping and would wander down about an hour after I’d get started on whatever writing I planned to do.  There’s no writing when DH wants to talk.  It looks as though a new mattress has that problem solved for now.

     However, Gavin has decided that he needs an extra out in the wee hours of the morning.  Patty, hearing that he has gone out, wants a turn too.  Out I schlep with the dogs. 

Gavin and the dreaded E-collar

   

You try sleeping in this thing!

 

     I am listening to a dog whining and shaking an E-collar against the sides of his crate as I sit here writing.  Yep, Gavin’s ear started to act up again.  He’s not happy with me right now.  I’m not happy with his ear.  I thought we’d finally beaten it.  We were in the process of weaning him off his prednisone.  Guess we won’t do that right away.   

     At last, he has settled down to sleep.  I hope he sleeps through the night.  Tomorrow I’ll make another appointment with the vet and once again, he won’t get his shots because his ear is causing problems that will require more antibiotics.  Sigh.  I swear he knows when we’re going to take him for shots and he starts digging his ears so he won’t get them.  He hates going to the vet.  He’s the first dog we ever had that hated going there.  

     We did have a cat who hated it.  My old Siamese played Jekyll and Hyde.  She was the sweetest cat in the world until she was on that exam table.  You’d swear the devil had taken possession of her as soon as the vet walked into the room.  

Dogs and cameras

 

     Did you ever sit there and think; “Now there are several minutes of my life that I won’t get back” I did tonight.  I wanted to put up a new picture of Patty but she wasn’t cooperating.  One of her best tricks is ‘stick ‘em up’ I wanted a shot of that.  Twenty minutes later and I still didn’t have a picture. 

     Did you know that it is impossible to take a picture and work a dog at the same time?  You also need to be quick on the button to catch the dog doing the trick.  I wasn’t.  Butt shots as she walked out of the picture didn’t work.

     Tomorrow, I’ll ask DH to have her do the trick while I attempt to snap a good picture.  I’m certain Patty will do better when she has her Daddy asking her to do her trick.  She’ll do anything for him.

     The next problem will be to keep Gavin from trying to hog the shutter time.  He likes the camera.  He never enjoyed the show ring but he certainly enjoys getting his picture taken.  I can’t pick it up without having him try to get my attention.  “Look at me, I’ll give my paw.”

Hot weather, painting, and a new houseguest

 

     The heat is back on.  Darn it, the past few days were wonderful.  The temperatures were perfect.  We had mid to upper 70’s during the day and mid 60’s at night.  With no humidity to speak of, what could be better.

     The neighbor’s son came through and the painting of the shed has begun.  It will be nice when it’s finished.  We did have to exchange most of the spray paint for brush on and change the color of the roof.  The hammered copper didn’t look nice.  How disappointing.  At least this will give the shed several more years of life.

     The rising heat has already started up Gavin’s itching.  He looks forward to his daily dose of Benadryl…of course that could be because he gets it with peanut butter.

     Somehow, we’ve acquired a new houseguest of the rodent type.  It probably got in one of the many times when DH left the back door opened while he had the dogs outside.  Both DH and Gavin saw it run under the couch yesterday.  The traps are set.  I’m hoping we’ll rid ourselves of it in quick order. 

The old dog needs a new trick

 

     DH points a finger gun at the dogs.  “Stick ‘em up.”

     Patty’s paws shoot for the ceiling and she balances perfectly.  She gets a cookie.  Gavin raises one paw and gives a bit of hop with the other.  That’s the best he’s going to give DH.  He’s not fond of the trick since he can’t sit up and hold his balance.  He gets a cookie anyway.

     DH is bored.  The dogs are bored.  The hot weather is keeping DH in the house.  TV sucks there’s nothing on worth watching during the day.  DH wants to teach them a new trick. 

     I told DH to try teaching them to roll over because Gavin excels at lying down.  He’s not getting any younger.  Gavin will be nine in November.  The poor dog is beginning to show his age a bit.  His bully runs are not as frequent nor do they last as long.  He not only takes naps but the dog goes to bed at seven in the evening.

     This should be interesting.  Patty is smart and quick on the uptake.  Gavin figures if it isn’t give paw, down, or kennel up, it’s not worth learning but then again there is that promise of a cookie…

Dog gone dog home

 

     Things were somewhat quiet at the MIL’s house today.  We should’ve figured it was too quiet and was the hush before the next squall.

     Five this afternoon I was out weeding the gardens when I saw DH hobbling to his truck.  “Where are you going?  It’s almost time for me to start dinner.”

     “My mom’s again.”  This would be trip number three for the day.  “The dog got out.”  His mother has an elderly Border terrier who, like most terriers, even at his old age is still fast on his feet.  She should have some old roly-poly dog that can’t get out of its own way. 

     “Want me to come along?  Drive you over?” 

     “No.  Go ahead and finish what you’re doing.”

     “I won’t start dinner until you get back.”

     “Okay.”

     Three hours later, he came dragging in the door.  He hadn’t found the dog.  His mother was in hysterics and we both knew she’d make his life hell if the dog never came home.  The poor man was distressed and beyond tired.  It was late, I made dinner, we ate, and soon afterwards, he went to bed.

     Around ten p.m. the phone rang, it was the MIL, some woman showed up at her door with the dog.  DH mustn’t have been sleeping well worrying about the dog, because as soon as I hung up the phone, he called downstairs and asked me what was up.  He knew it was his mother, she has a special ring on our phone, and it sounds as frantic as her constant calls. 

     “The dog is home.” 

     “Thank God.”  He went back to bed.

How to repair a hole in a wall

 

     There’s a hole in the wall behind Patty’s crate. 

     How did that get there? 

     The idiot dog put it there. 

     Sure, blame the dog.

     Really, she did it.  No, she didn’t use a hammer or put her paw through it, she used her crate.

     Patty is a high energy Bull Terrier.  Patty will run full tilt into her crate and slam into the back of it.  One of these days, I expect to find her unconscious in there with that I-meant-to-do-it look on her face.  The last time she ran full tilt into her crate, it hit the wall so hard that it knocked a hole in the plaster.  It’s not dry wall this is an old plaster and lath wall.

     I will clear away any loose dust and plaster and undercut the edges.  I’ll dampen the hole and edges, fill it with patching plaster, not quite even to the wall, and then score the surface of the patching plaster.  Let it dry for 24 hours.  Then I’ll apply joint compound even with the rest of the wall.  This doesn’t have to be perfect since I painted the wall with textured paint, which I’ll apply after the joint compound is dry.

     Have I done this before?  Oh, yeah.  Many times, between DH’s frequent falls and two high energy BTs I’ve become an expert.

DH and the dogs are air-conditioned couch potatoes

 

     I have one empty pot sitting out on the walk.  I’m trying to figure out what sort of vegetable I’d like to put in it.  Sure, I could do flowers but I so love fresh veggies.  Maybe I’ll pick up some beet seeds and try them in the pot.  I used to grow them in my garden when I had a huge veggie garden.  We’ll see.

     After the rains, we had yesterday and last night, all the veggies, whether in pots or by the back fence, have doubled in size.  I found it rather surprising since I’ve watered them every day.  Unfortunately, two of the patty-pan squash blossoms fell off…Sigh. 

     The southern flow of high heat and humidity has worn DH down to a nub.  He’s barely functioning after he goes outside.  The air conditioners are on and running for him.  Heck, even the dogs are happier inside.  They’ve become air-conditioned couch potatoes already. 

     We are both looking forward to the cooler temperatures and lower humidity heading our way from the north.  It will be nice to be able to weed the gardens without having to take a million water breaks.

Here we go again

 

     I have my hands full with Gavin tonight.  One of his ears is once again inflamed and he won’t leave it alone.  This means he’s back in ‘the collar of shame’ at least that is what he thinks about the E-collar.  I had to put it on him because he kept digging at his ear, not a good thing.  He only makes it worse that way.  At least with the E-collar on him I can try to break the itch scratch cycle. 

     This is a chronic problem with him.  It took him an hour to settle down in his crate after I put the collar on him because he was not thrilled.  Last time I put it on him he did a Houdini and got it off.  I found it in the back of the crate.  We were fortunate that he didn’t chew it up and eat the thing.

The pups are after the compost bin again

 

     I have a compost bin.  We do the coffee grounds, tea bags, any kitchen waste that’s not meat—all of it goes in the compost heap.  There’s one teensy problem though.  We put banana peels in there because they are great for the garden.  The problem is with the banana peels I have to keep the bin blocked off so the dogs can’t get near it. 

     You see my dogs adore bananas.  You could say they are bananas for bananas.  We can’t open a peel without having the two dogs plaster themselves to our side until they each get some.  Therefore, they would scavenge the peels from the compost pile if they could.

     Last year Gavin tried his darnedest to climb into the bin because he smelled his favorite treat in there.  In an instant he was stuck.  I then had to climb over obstacles to pry him out of there.  I need a better way to block the bin.

     Yesterday Patty attempted a raid on the bin.  With her long legs, she might have made it.  It’s a good thing she was on the retractable leash at the time.

Missed that photo op

 

     High jinks come on the heels of days of rain and chilly temperatures.  Both dogs and owners are bored.  Is there a better time to play games, then on a rainy day? 

     We played hide the cookies and do you remember this trick?  Gavin and Patty will do almost anything for a cookie.  I’d wind them up and put them through their paces.  Gavin is faster at doing a down than Patty is.  She’s not fond of that trick I think she has issues.  Patty does a pretty stick ‘em up.  Gavin hasn’t her balance but he beats her paws up on doing a down.

     Patty sense of smell is sharper than Gavin’s but I think his vision is better than hers is.  Gavin easily frustrates where Patty has patience.  Patty gets wild and hucklebutts on the couch while Gavin dashes from kitchen to living room and back again.

     Finally, tired out Gavin settled next to me in my chair and soon was snoring.  Patty hopped into her Daddy’s chair, rolled upside down with paws in the air and soft snores soon came from that direction.  Dang it the camera was in the kitchen and Gavin was asleep with his head on my shoulder.  I wasn’t getting that picture.