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Welcome to electric massager addicts anonymous
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Our dog Gavin has a problem. He’s addicted to the Homedics back massager. We can’t turn the thing on without him leaping to attention and begging us to use it on him. I think he needs a support group. Poor boy, I think I’ll send him to one tonight…
“My name is Gavin and I’m an addict.”
“Hello, Gavin.”
“I’m addicted to the back massager. It’s my humans’ fault. They got me started. I can’t hear that thing turn on without turning into a drooling, rolling on the floor, whore for it. I must have it. I insist my humans use it on me first. Turn it on. NOW. I need it. It is MINE.”
“Whoa, whoa there boy.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it.”
“We understand.”
“It started when my Dad human brought the thing home from the pharmacy. He bought the wonderful thing for his back but then thought it would be funny to try it out on me. Oh, it felt soooooooo good! Later that night, I tried to turn it on myself, but couldn’t, and even if I could I have no thumbs and can’t hold it.”
“You poor boy.”
“Now they hide it behind the sofa where I can’t get at it. It’s no fair. I need it. I WANT IT.”
(Patty: Geez, he’s such an idiot.)
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Puppies and kittens for Christmas—not a good idea
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There’s nothing more stressful to a young animal than to arrive in a new home smack dab in the middle of the holiday confusion and excitement. For quite a few years, I managed a small pet store. We specialized in purebred kittens. Around Christmas, the owner would push the sale of them and offered to stay late on Christmas Eve so they could be picked up then. I protested his zeal the first year I worked there and managed to get him to change his policy a bit. We still sold the kittens but the new policy saved the babies from the stress of the holidays.
I talked my boss into holding the Christmas gift kittens until after Christmas. So what if they stayed with us a couple days longer? Instead of taking the new pet home for the holidays, our customers would present their gifts to the intended people in a different way. Some would buy all the needed supplies, wrap them, and put them under the tree with a note that the kitten would be theirs after the holidays. Others would give the intended giftee a picture of their new pet to be along with a collar, or toy, or bag of food. Most of our customers thought this a great idea when I explained how stressful arriving in a new home is on a normal day and was so much more so during the holidays. In fact, they took great pleasure in buying twice as many things for the new pet to put under the tree for the giftee than they would normally buy.
I managed to schedule pick up dates so we weren’t jammed with people on the same day too. All of this saved the kittens the stress of being in a new home when stress and activity levels are off the scale. They would enter their new homes when things were calm and they had time to acclimate to their new families.
I know several dog breeders who have done this for many years. Many of them refuse to allow a pet to leave their premises until after Christmas. Reputable breeders will gladly hold the pups (or kittens) until after the holidays.
If you plan to give someone a pet for the holidays, spare the animal the stress, present the person with the pet’s supplies or a picture, and a note that their new companion is waiting for them.
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Training the pup to use the ‘go out’ bells
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As I’ve said before, we were fortunate that the older dogs taught the younger ones about the ‘go out’ bells. I’ve only truly taught one dog how to use the bells.
Malcolm was ten months old when he entered our lives. He was also almost housebroken. In other words, he didn’t want to go in the house, but if you didn’t catch the signs that he needed to go out, he’d have accidents. We quickly became aware of his ‘need to go’ signs, and would walk him to the door. We’d say, “Want to go out?” ring the bells, and open the door. We did this EVERY time we took him out.
Within a few weeks, I heard the bells ring, ran to the kitchen to find him standing in front of the door. I praised the heck out of him as I took him out. Several more times that day, we’d hear a tentative jingle of the bells. With each ring, he got praise and an immediate trip outside. He never again had an accident and his bell ringing became more confident.
When Sadie arrived in household as a rescue, Malcolm taught her the secret of the bells. Each dog has taught the next since then. Gavin is the most accomplished of the bell ringers. He rings them loud, often, and long. There I times that I wish he hadn’t learned that trick.
As for Linda over at Crone and Bear it teaching her Devoted Spouse the trick…well, um…gee, do you think he might get the idea?
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Frozen ground and lots of rain equals a lake
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We now live lakeside and didn’t have to move or spend a fortune. It rained all day and with the ground frozen, the rain had no place to go. The yard is now a lake, and by this time of night, a frozen lake. It’s a good thing that the rain stopped earlier tonight or the Koi might have had a chance to explore the grounds. Knowing them, they would’ve camped out at the back door and waited for food.
Patty doesn’t like wet weather so she only asked to go outside today when she absolutely HAD to go. Gavin doesn’t mind rain, doesn’t like snow much, but the rain he tolerates. He always wants to go out and gives the ‘go out’ bells a good workout every day. Yes, there are days that I want to choke him with the bells.
Bells ring.
“You were out five minutes ago. You peed on everything that is upright. You don’t NEED to go out.”
Bells ring.
“You can’t possibly have to go.”
Bells ring.
“ARGH! All right I’ll take you out.” I put on boots, coat, hat, and we go out. Gavin tinkles on the Tulip Poplar, barks at nothing but the wind, and heads for the door. We go in.
I take off my coat, boots, hat, and settle in front of the computer to work again. I type one sentence.
Bells ring.
“You’ve got to be kidding.”
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That ain’t a bear!
Posted by doggonedmysteries
A neighbor near the cabin where Dear Hubby and his friend are hunting had a wildlife camera set up behind his place. You know, one of those out-door cameras with a motion sensor. Two weeks before they left to go hunting, the neighbor sent the above picture to DH’s friend.
Wow, we had no idea they had mountain lions in the area. DH’s friend takes his two dogs along with them, both are large, but I somehow picture them back pedaling when confronted by a kitty big enough to drag an eight-point buck out of the woods.
We know they have black bears up there. They had one on the back deck last year and the dogs barked at it through the door. The bear “Frankly, didn’t give a damn” and moseyed off after staring at them for a while. The two dogs would probably have to discuss the large kitty situation.
Male: “You go ahead. You’re bigger than I am.”
Female: “I dunno I’ve never seen a kitty that big. Hell, it’s bigger than you.”
Male: “You know, I think it might even be bigger than you.”
Female: “Did I hear the food dish rattle? I swear I heard Dad put some food in there.”
Male: “I think you’re right. Let’s go back inside. We can bark at it from there like we did that bear.”
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December thunderstorm
Posted by doggonedmysteries
First, I hate thunderstorms. Second, a December thunderstorm is a rare occurrence here. So not having watched the news tonight, I wasn’t prepared.
I’d taken one step out of the bedroom when there were two very loud BOOMS. You know those cartoons, where the cat is frightened, and the next thing you see is it hanging from the ceiling by its claws? Yep, if I were a cat, that would’ve been me.
I know I wasn’t the only who was startled too. The two little dogs next door were raising hell. What about my two, you ask. They were snoring. However, let someone walk by rattling keys or making some other trivial noise, and the pups will raise the roof.
Then there’s the rain. It has been pouring for hours. If this were snow, I’d be shoveling forever. I’m glad it’s rain.
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Do I have a magnet in my pocket?
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Ladies, when your Dear Hubby retires, pray he finds something to do. I can’t cook dinner without DH coming into the kitchen and getting under foot. He’s worse than the dogs! Five minutes earlier, when I was nowhere near the kitchen. Did he need to get into the cupboard then? Nope.
As soon as I begin to cook dinner, he needs something from the cupboard above or below where I’m working. Or, he blocks my access to the sink because he’s there fiddling with something. It’s as if I have a magnet in my back pocket.
Of course, the dogs compete with him over getting under foot, but at least I can chase them out of the kitchen and pull the baby gate across. It’s a shame the gate doesn’t work on him.
Don’t get me wrong I love DH dearly, I love the dogs too but geez, let me get dinner without having to trip over someone. Please. It’s an accident looking for a place to happen because I’ll be the first to admit it—I’m a KLUTZ!
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Bath day for the pups…Oh no!
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I dread it. Gavin and Patty are long over due for baths. Why? Because every time it’s a struggle to bathe them. Well, the bath itself isn’t the struggle. It’s getting them to the tub.
Take Gavin, he will do anything for a cookie except follow you upstairs. He hates baths. He knows all the signs that there’s a bath in his future. He knows that if you are on the stairs offering him a cookie this is not a good sign. If you’ve taken the dog towels from the basement laundry to the bathroom, he knows someone is getting a bath. He hopes it is Patty.
It isn’t, he goes first. I put a leash on him, fill my pocket with cookies, and spend 15 minutes coaxing him upstairs and into the tub. Once he’s in the tub, things go fast. He’ll sit in the middle of the tub with his ears flattened to his head but he doesn’t fight it. Once the bath is over with, he loves the drying part. Then he dashes downstairs to pounce on DH and show him how clean he is. I think he also tells Patty that she’s next. Neener neener neener.
Ah, Patty. Patty weighs 65 lbs, as does Gavin. She hates, hates, hates getting wet. She makes bathing Gavin easy. When she gets wind of a bath in her future, she hides in the back of her crate. There aren’t enough cookies in the world to convince her that a bath is a good thing.
Have you ever tried to pry a 65 lb, stiff legged, dead weight dog out of a crate? It isn’t easy. Nor is it easy to drag that stiff legged, dead weight dog up a steep flight of steps, into the bathroom, and lift her into the tub. Whereupon she goes into her ‘you hate me, poor pitiful me’ act as soon as the first drop of water hits her.
Meanwhile Gavin giggles downstairs because he’s already had his bath and has a tummy full of cookies.
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Gavin met Madison
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Madison, who always looks for me when they walk past the yard

The nose knows
Gavin finally met Madison today. I was so proud of him he was a perfect gentleman. He didn’t bark or show any of the hostility he has shown to many of the dogs people walk past our yard. Could it because she’s also a BT? I’m betting on it.
Madison wasn’t too sure of him at first since she’d only moments before met with a hostile Pit bull who had snapped and growled at her. Gavin was all tail wags and happy little whines of greeting. What a flirt he was, trying to get her to come closer for a smooch. He was thrilled when she eventually came to the fence to become acquainted. That boy certainly loves the girls.
Patty wouldn’t have been nice with Madison since she doesn’t like any other dogs. Gavin is her one and only dog pal. This all stems from the time a Pit bull attacked her through our back fence a few years ago. It’s a shame because Madison has the energy to keep up with her (not that Gavin doesn’t) but another playmate for her would be nice. However, she’d rather stick to her Gavin.
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Jingle bells out
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Yesterday Mari asked, “They ring bells?” Yes, Mari my dogs ring the above bells to go out. The bells are attached to the door that leads from the kitchen to the back porch.
We taught our old male, Malcolm to ring the bells when he wanted out. When we added our rescue girl Sadie to the household, he taught her how to ring them. After he died, Sadie was our only dog for a while. Then we got Gavin.
Sadie was old by then, but she passed on the lesson of the bells to Gavin before she died. Gavin became an expert bell ringer. He can ring those bells so well and loud that it will drive a person (usually me) up a wall—he likes to go out, often.
Gavin taught Patty how to ring the bells after she arrived on our doorstep as a rescue. She will ring them only when she really has to go out and she does it delicately. With Gavin it sounds like Santa’s entire sleigh is battering down the door, with Patty you will only hear a little jingle of the bells.
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It came from the north
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A cold front brought wind and rain mixed with snow. The storm didn’t last long. However, while it was here the rain and snow pelted sideways hard and fast. Gavin and Patty rang the bells to go out. I opened the door and they saw the rain. They beat a hasty retreat.
The pups no longer wanted to go out. I got those ‘are you insane?’ looks from them. They hadn’t been outside in hours and yet they decided they could wait.
Patty took the couch and Gavin, his chair. For several hours neither one moved. Dear Hubby went up for a nap. I worked on my book. All was quiet.
Gavin rang the bells to go out.
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Tons of leaves and two dogs
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Our yard has three trees, a large magnolia, a very tall tulip poplar, and a sweet gum tree. In the spring and summer, I love them. They shade our yard and house and keep us cool. In the fall, I’m not so fond of them. In the fall, they drop a ton of leaves.
I raked leaves today. Raked, and raked and raked them. I raked leaves until I thought my arms would fall off. I raked up enough leaves to hide several bodies in the piles if I wanted to. Each pile is waist high and at least twelve feet long.
Ah, yes the piles of leaves. If you have kids (I don’t), they are a magnet. You would think I’d have it easy without kids around. However, I have two dogs who think they are kids and—you guessed it, the leaf piles are magnets to them.
Our city will pick up the leaves if they are out on the street. I need to haul those two huge piles of leaves out there. Well, I will move them if I can keep the dogs out of them.
I raked leaves. Patty flew out the door and leapt into the nearest pile with great glee. I raked the leaves back into the pile. Gavin decided that she looked as though she was having fun so he followed suit and barreled into the other pile of leaves. I raked again. They both dashed through the first pile of leaves. I raked. With every trip outside—they played and I raked.
My work gloves didn’t prevent the blisters from appearing on my hands. I’m pooped. Tomorrow the pups will be going outside on leashes until I can move the leaves out of the yard.
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