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Dust bunnies from hell
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Okay, I admit it. I didn’t clean the house for Christmas. I didn’t even give the floors a lick and a promise with a dust mop. Why? We had no company coming to visit. We two, and the pups were all who was to be here. Why fuss and clean like a maniac when there was no need?
Today I noticed a fuzzy bit sticking out from under my desk. When I reached to pick it up there came a great gnashing of teeth and slashing of claws-I’d grabbed the tail of a killer dust bunny from hell. It was only one of many. The dogs retreated to their crates to hide from the vicious creatures.
I seized the mighty and magical vacuum, unleashed the awful power, and waged battle upon the creatures of fuzz and dust. I emerged victorious. The dirty fiends will grow, multiply, and before too long a new battle will begin.
Tomorrow, I shall wage war on the muddy paw print monsters, they are the sneaky invisible creatures that slink into the house and finger-paint on my floors trying to get the pups into trouble.
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The chair shark
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Gavin loves to sit in my lounge chair with me. He’ll stretch out alongside me and chew his favorite Nylabone on the footrest. He’s contented, he’s happy, but he’s bait for the chair shark.
Patty is the resident chair shark. She will stalk Gavin for his bone. She will circle behind my chair and hide under Dear Hubby’s footrest. She will crawl under mine and from underneath will POKE Gavin with her nose a few times. Patty waits and watches for a paw to flop over the edge of the chair. She nips at the dangling appendage. Gavin leans over the edge and nips back. The two jaw wrestle for a bit until she retreats under DH’s footrest.
Gavin goes back to chewing his bone. The chair shark begins to circle her prey again. She doesn’t want any of the bones in their toy box she wants what Gavin has. She MUST have it.
Gavin stops chewing his bone, sighs, and rests his chin on my shins. The chair shark pounces, steals the bone, and leaps for her lair, the couch. She does her victory dance, shaking the Nylabone, and bouncing back and forth on the couch. Buried behind the seat cushions you can scarcely see the three other bones she stole from Gavin today.
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A day without sunshine is, um, night?
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When I woke up today, thick clouds covered the sky and it was dark enough to make me take a second look at my alarm clock. It didn’t get any lighter as the afternoon wore on. I expected it to storm any minute-it didn’t. The sky brooded all day.
There wasn’t much difference in the light when the sun (what sun?) went down. It’s after two a.m. now and the clouds are still there-thick, heavy clouds. The forecast says we could get as much as six inches of snow. That’s okay. I cleaned all that icy junk off my car and Dear Hubby’s truck today, so I’m ready for the next snow dump.
The pups would be happier with a snow covering over that icy stuff in the yard. Both of them could make do with some doggie snow cleats-do they make them? The next question would be how funny would that look?
Patty manages fine but poor Gavin reminds me of Bambi in the ice skating scene with Thumper. He scrabbles his way out a few feet and back. The relief of making it to the steps is quite evident on his face. Yes, we could do with a bit of a snow coating over the ice if only to give the poor dog some traction.
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“Oh the weather outside is frightful…”
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Is how the song begins. Tonight the weather is not as frightful as it is icy. Gavin looked as if he wished for extra toes and claws as we slipped and slid on our trip outside. Patty, who is a bit lighter footed and coordinated, had less trouble with the yard.
Right before the sun set a crash of snow landed on the porch roof. It shook the entire house and sent the two dogs into fits of barking. It also drove me outside with more salt for the walk.
Much to our delight early today, we had an elf come by and shovel our walk. For years, we were the neighborhood elves who cleared the walks for everyone and it does my heart good to see someone returning the favor. Dear Hubby can no longer do it and having it done before I got out there with a snow shovel pleased me no end. I don’t mind shoveling snow but my muscles do a lot more complaining these days when I do it. Thank you dear elf whoever you are.
Tomorrow I’ll go start my car, crank the heat on high, drag out the ice scraper, and hope I can scrape and melt the icy snow off. The weather report says there’s more on the way so I’d best get that stuff off before Saturday night when the next wave of storms comes through.
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Malcolm’s Mayhem 13
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We hadn’t planned to own more than one Bull Terrier again. The last female we’d brought into our home hated Malcolm. The whole eight months she lived here, the merciless Mercy tried to kill him. Although Malcolm took her murder attempts with good humor, we couldn’t handle it in our small house. Mercy is the dog who pulled the entire back off our sofa from the inside of her crate, a feat we never did figure out, but my theory is that Malcolm helped her. I’m sure he gave her an end of the material to tug, egged her on, and then sat back waiting for her to catch hell. Fortunately, she was a young, pretty girl. Her breeder was glad to take her back and find her a home without another dog in it.
Then Sadie came into our lives. Dear Hubby had never shown an interest in colored Bull Terriers but this one stole his heart. When I rescued her from a shelter, she showed obvious signs of abuse and neglect. I keep the rescue dogs at a distance while they are with us. Early on when I began rescuing Bull Terriers, I learned not to become too attached to them the hard way. It hurt too much to give them up to a home if I did, and I didn’t have room for more than two permanent dogs.
Sadie was shy where Malcolm was outgoing they were suited to each other. She grew more outgoing and loving over the years. This was good. On the other hand, Malcolm did introduce her to monkey business and she became a real pro. Not good.
Sadie was the dog who ate the five-foot square area of vinyl floor in my kitchen. These days, I’m smarter, now I have a ceramic tile floor in my kitchen.
Malcolm adored Sadie, she adored DH and Malcolm, and I wasn’t surprised the day DH came home with a new collar for her along with her own shiny, new dog license.
“I guess she’s staying,” I said when he showed them to me.
“She loves us.”
“And, she hasn’t tried to bump off Malcolm.” I looked at the two dogs curled up together on the sofa. “It looks like we’re a two dog family again.”
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Don’t want to go out in the snow
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I took the dogs out before they went to bed, it wasn’t too cold, and the ground was almost dry. The dogs were snoozing for hours when I figured it was time for their late night trip outside.
Gavin came out of his warm and cozy crate still sleepy. When I opened the back door to let him out, he gave me a look of disgust. “You got me out of my nice warm bed for this?”
Snow had covered the ground with thin blanket and large flakes were dancing down from the sky. A few years ago, he would’ve been bouncing out the door, racing around in the snow, and snatching up large bites. Tonight he took as few steps out into the yard as possible to do his business. I hope it was the late hour and not that he’s beginning to grow up.
Patty’s reaction was almost identical except she walked a bit further into the yard.
It’s raining now and getting warmer so by morning most of the snow will be gone. I almost wish it would remain long enough to see if their reactions were only due to the late hour and not to them outgrowing the puppy joys of snow.
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All I needed was dog food…
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I had to go to the pet store for dog food today. I knew there was no way I could put it off any longer. Horror of horrors, Gavin and Patty had the last of their kibble for breakfast this morning. If I didn’t have dog food in time for their dinner, my life would be a living hell. Gavin scolds me enough when it hits five o’clock and I haven’t begun to fix their dinners. Imagine the screaming I’d be in for if I didn’t have dog food. Bull Terriers can and will scream at you.
Once there, I drove around the large parking lot at the strip mall for quite a while before I could find a place to park. I’m always willing to park in the boondocks but even the remote never-used-except-at-this-time-of-year parking spaces had no openings. At last, a spot opened up, I parked, and dashed from the car to the store.
Once in the door, I grabbed a cart and instead of heading directly back to where their food resides I picked up two bags of their favorite cookies, ear cleaner (won’t Patty be pleased? NOT!) And two large Nylabones.
We haven’t bought the pups new bones in a while and their toy box is looking a bit empty. Yes, they are spoiled. There was also a method to my madness. I hate crowds and I don’t want to go back there until after the holidays.
Arriving home, I dragged the huge bag of food inside. I went back out to the car for the other stuff, and when I returned to the kitchen, the dogs mugged me. The pups had caught the scent and couldn’t wait for me to open the Nylabone packages. They danced about and jumped on me, each wanting to be the first one to have a new bone. We spent the rest of the afternoon and evening watching the two of them alternately steal each other’s new bone and celebrate each theft with couch bounces, headshakes, and wagging tails.
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Cold remedies
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Gavin here, Mom is sick. She has a bad case of the creeping cruds, or what you humans call ‘a nasty cold’ so Patty and I are standing in for her tonight. We’re both curious about what she calls cold remedies. We know she’s tried a few that some friends recommended.
Elena suggested to Mom that she should drink some thyme tea and even told her how to make it. You should’ve seen Mom’s face when she drank that. Patty says to tell you that Mom also said a few colorful words when she tasted it. (None of which I’m allowed to type here.)
Oh, excuse me a minute Mom is over in her chair coughing I must go jump on her chest and lick her face.
Now where was I? Ah, yes. Cold cures. A green tea and honey cure came from a neighbor. There’s another one Mom swears by, hot and sour soup. Dad got it for her from the Chinese restaurant. It smelled good, we tried begging for some but she wouldn’t share.
Do you have a special cold cure for our Mom? We sure would like her up, around, and ready to play with us again.
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Our rescue girl
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In an earlier post, I mentioned how Patty came into our lives. Her owner, who’d decided that she was too much to handle, dumped her here five years ago. The man said he had purchased her (for an exorbitant sum) from a breeder in Bucharest, Romania. He promised to bring or send us her shot records, registration papers, and other necessaries. It was no surprise to us when none of it ever arrived. In fact, once he dumped her here we never heard from him again. I left a ton of voice-mail messages on his phone and he never called back.
The former owner had named our girl Cleopatra, which in no way suited her, in our house she quickly became Patty. Peppermint Patty, Miss Patty, Patty cakes, our little Romanian princess…can you tell she’s loved? We got a sweet outgoing girl who balances Gavin’s shyness. She is Dear Hubby’s baby girl, Gavin’s baby sister and best friend, and when she can’t have DH, she comes to me (the Boss) for loving.
When she arrived, along with an ear infection, Patty was going into her first heat. At the time, Gavin was not neutered. Poor Gavin, we made the decision that since he hated the show ring he might as well be neutered and there was no better time like then to do it.
Before spaying Patty, we had to wait for her to go out of heat. After her incision healed, we let the two of them meet each other without gates or crate doors in between them. They immediately took to each other, which is somewhat surprising since Patty doesn’t like any other dogs.
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Dogs, writing, and bananas
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Gavin isn’t happy with my habit of turning on my computer as soon as I come downstairs. In his dogged opinion, I should pour my coffee and sit in my lounge chair. Then I should put up the footrest and let him hop up to snuggle next to me while I leisurely read the paper.
He doesn’t understand that I am trying to finish writing two books and do a daily blog. The poor dog mopes at my feet and, if given the chance, I think he’d pull the plug on my computer.
Lately when I get up, I write for a couple of hours and then take a break with him and the newspaper. He’ll get used to it.
“In a pig’s eye I will!”
“Shush, Gavin. I’m trying to write my post.”
“C’mon, chair, let’s go sit in the chair. You know you want to.”
“I’m almost finished.”
“Sigh. You don’t love me anymore.”
“I do too. Be good and I’ll make a smoothie. You and Patty can have some banana.”
“Don’t wanna share with her. Want you and the banana all to myself.”
“Banana?”
“Oh, crap SHE heard.”
“Be nice to your baby sister.”
“Are we gonna have some banana?”
“Yes, we will if you silly pups will let me finish this.”
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Malcolm’s Mayhem 12
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Bull Terriers will eat almost anything. I worked in a vet’s office for a while which, more than once, turned out to be fortunate for us. When he was young, Malcolm had the typical Bull Terrier habit of chewing on and eating things he shouldn’t.
One day Malcolm managed to unplug a lamp from the outlet and eat four feet of cord. (Lucky for him he unplugged it first) He did it without pulling the lamp from the table. Furthermore, he did it the five minutes before I was to leave for work. In a panic, I called the office and told them what had happened, they told me to bring him in to work with me.
When I arrived, the vet decided to take x-rays. Malcolm never needed sedation for x-rays he was such a ham he’d stay still for the pictures. Once my boss got a look at the x-rays he called me away from my microscope to tell me that he thought with a little help from medication that by the end of the day the problem would resolve itself.
For the rest of the day while I worked Malcolm enjoyed the attention of all the vets and technicians and the luxury of a fancy run in the kennels. An hour before my shift was over one of the techs came running in to tell me all was great and Malcolm could go home with me.
Vet bill: 200.00
New lamp cord and rewiring: 12.00
Malcolm healthy and into more mischief: Priceless
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An intervention
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I emptied the last bag and walked into the living room. “Hon, do you realize that this is the fifth one I bought this month?”
“Are you sure?” He said.
“Yes. We’re going through it like crazy.”
“That does seem like a lot.”
I motioned for him to follow me back into the kitchen. “You’re sure it’s not you?”
“Yeah. I only use it once a day and not every day.”
“I guess we need to talk to him.”
We walked into the living room and sat down in the chairs facing the couch. He was on the couch eagerly looking from my face to Dear Hubby’s. This wasn’t going to be easy.
I began, “This is an intervention”
DH added, “We need to discuss your addiction.”
“We understand and we love you. But Gavin, you are peanut butter addicted.”
With the words peanut butter Gavin’s ears moved forward, and his tail wagged. He leapt from the couch and ran to stand by the cupboard.
“I blame the vet,” I told DH as I scooped some peanut butter from the jar, popped an allergy pill on the top, and had Gavin lick his medicine from the spoon.
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