Category Archives: Dog related
It came! It came! It came!
“A special box came for ME today.”
“For whom?”
“Okay, for da stinky brudder Gavin and for me.” Lucy mutters under her breath, “It’s all mine! Not da brudder’s.”
*Giggles*
*It squeaks!*
Dere’s a tenny ball inside ob it.
*Giggles*
It habs two handles so I can pway wiff Dad!
*Giggles*
*It SQUEAKS!*
*Giggles*
Meh.
Hmmm, made by Kong.
Okay, one last nibble…I’m done.
Play with me
Lately, Gavin has been bugging The Curmudgeon to play throw the KONG Genius Leo Dog Toy for him at least twice a day. It looks like good exercise for The Curmudgeon since to get the toy from Gavin he has to work at it.
You go Gavin! Make your Daddy exercise!
Letters from the pups.
Dear Readers,
Dis winter weather is too much. I do not like it one bit. When are we going to hit dat lottery dat Momma says will give us a nice warm beach house? (Deep sigh)
Momma says at least I has been a good girl and pooped outside the last two times. But I’ll tell you what, it is so cold and windy I might not go out later. If I do, I might just pee on the top step or inside at the door.
Phooey on 18 degrees and forty-five MPH winds.
Can you all tell Old Man Winter to pack his bags and leave?
Dis be Lucy signing off.
Dear Readers,
My sister is such a wuss. I go out in the snow without a hoodie and hat.
You all take care and stay warm.
Gavin.
Laughing at Lucy.
Oh, this poor girl truly hates snow and cold. She is a creature after my heart. We heartily agree that the cold and snow can go away.
She protests every trip outside and is quick to dash back in. Then she insists on a warming period on the couch all wrapped up in her fuzzy blanket. Tonight she is sporting her grey one since the gold blanket is in the dryer at the moment.
She is so different from Gavin who doesn’t mind the snow in the least and hates to be covered up.
What a pair. We love them and they always manage to make us laugh.
Too too cold!
Dear Readers,
I would not go out last night for my last out without my hoodie and hat. It was too cold! I could’ve frost bited my ears, tail, and feeties!
I plunked my butt down in the kitchen and barked at Mommy when she tried to get me to go out nekkid. I would not let her take me to the back porch without my hoodie and hat.
I should have some warm booties. Momma and Daddy have warm booties. It’s not fair.
I protest this mistreatment of my princess self. I should not have to go pee and poop out in the cold, with that white stuff.
Sincerely,
Lucy, Princess extraordinaire.
Dear Readers,
My sister is an idiot. Yes, it was windy and cold but I went out without a coat and my hat.
Sincerely,
Gavin
This hat is ridiculous.
More cold and snow
I beg you please wish for the Momma to win the lottery. I do not like dis weather. She sez if we winz, we go lives on a warm beach.
Daddy took a little tumble on the porch this morning and I couldn’t wait for him and I didn’t want to go out in the cold and white stuff so I peed in front of the door before he could open it. Daddy sez I am a bad girl. I don’t like the white cold stuff, I’m not bad. You believes me don’t you?
*Whispers* I heard Momma tell Daddy that she was going to replace the rug runners there in the spring anyway.
Lubs you all!
Lucy
My sister is an idiot. She should just chew on these toys and go out when she’s supposed to.
*Gavin*
I will hold it til I ‘splode.
Are you kidding me? I not going out there.
Wait! You forgot my hat!
Is you sure about this?
Two steps into the yard. Momma, I need boots!
Monday
No! Da Momma sez more snow coming!
This cannot be true! Two more days of snow coming and making it deep. I don’t even like it deep enough to cover my toes!
I am going to hibernate until Spring.
*Spot the Bully expert level.*
The princess wouldn’t pee.
I told the Momma that I do not like that white stuff and she needs to take care of that.
When they took me outside without my hoodie and hat I balked and would not pee. The next time I had to go out I went to where they put my hoodie and hat and barked to have them put on me. They did. I still did not want to go into the white stuff so I peed on the sidewalk and ran back in.
The Momma said I am going to have to go out into the snow sooner or later. I don’t know what she means by that but I say I do not have to go into the cold white stuff no matter what she calls it.
I think I’ll stay right here.
Signed,
Lucy.
My sister is an idiot.
Signed,
Gavin
Hot dog…No, I really mean the dog is hot.
The two crate cushions I ordered arrived today. I put one in Gavin’s crate right away.
We soon discovered that Gavin prefers his crate without a cushion. He wants his fuzzy blankets that he can shove into a corner and lie on the bare crate bottom. He gets too warm otherwise.
This means Lucy has two crate cushions we can rotate them or save one until she destroys the other.
Knowing her, we probably should save one.
I dis da face ob sombuddy who ‘splodes soft beds?
You betcha!
I iz in deep doodoo
Daddy says the innocent look will not sabe me. I iz in berry berry deep doodoo. I twied to tellz him it waz one ob doze ebil kittehs but he did not beleeb me.
He sed dat no ebil kittehs could get in my cwate while I wabs sweeping an essplode my bed unner me.
Do youze beweevs me? I did not splode my soft soft bed in my cwate. I did not turn my cwate into a pile of foamy rubber, scwaps of materwial, an hairy stuffs.
Momma sez she wishes she had taken a picture ob da mess. I iz out a soft beddie and she sez I don’t get anudder one until da order comes fwom da Petco. She sez da new one won’t be anywhere near as luxyurious as my sploded, fancy one.
Doggone dat army ob ebil kittehs.
Duz dis wook wike da face ob a bed kilwer?
Picture Friday
Started off on my lap.
I had to get up and came back to this…
and this…
this…
this…
and this.
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