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Isn’t Spring yet?

     The cold has come upon us with a vengeance.   We’ve dropped into the negative degrees over the weekend.  We are not pleased say the dogs.  I agree.

     Funny, as much as the pups hate the cold, they hate sweaters, jackets, or anything else we might put on them to keep them warm.  My two dogs aren’t the brightest bulbs on the chandelier.

     I am already looking forward to spring.  Flowers blooming, warm gentle breezes, naps in my hammock.

     You all have a good one!

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Yikes!

     The Curmudgeon woke me in a bit of a panic.  “There’s a suitcase on the front porch, did you order one?”

     Dazed and startled from a sound sleep all I could do was mumble, “Huh?”

     “There’s a large briefcase, roll on, carry-on type piece of luggage on the front porch.  Did you order one?”

     My caffeine deprived brain tried to sort through what he said.  “Are there mailing labels on it?  It’s not in a box?”

     “No.”

     “Then it didn’t come by mail.” 

     “Get up.  I need you to look at it before I call the police.”

     “Police?”  My foggy brain was not catching on well.  I got dressed, grumbling all the time.  I went downstairs, stepped out the front door.  “Yes, that’s a briefcase alright.  Can’t say I have any idea where it came from.” 

     “I’m calling the police about a suspicious package.  Better to be safe…”

     I trudged to the kitchen for a cup of coffee.  Once I had one in hand, I sat down in front of my computer, pulled up my FB page, and saw I had a message there from an old friend.  I read it and began to laugh. 

     “Call the police back, I know where it came from.”

     Right about then I see a fire department vehicle pull in front of the house.  I went outside and told them we’d just called to cancel, we found out where it came from.  I also invited them in to see why they were called.

     Both firemen said they would’ve called it in too.  They had a good laugh over it.

     I messaged my friend and told her.  We both got a good laugh.  The briefcase was one she’d told me about a while back.  I’d forgotten.  Yes, my short term memory sucks.

     The lesson here my friends is, don’t depend on messages or texting to get an important message through.  Use a phone and speak to the person, there’s less confusion that way.

I’ve heard The Curmudgeon imitating Jeff Dunham’s Achmed the dead terrorist all day.  One more I keel you and I will keel him.

     You all have a good one!

 

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You all have a good one.

Is my coffee ready?

     Some days you wonder why you bothered to get out of bed and other days you know why…for the coffee.

     The Curmudgeon is well-trained after all these years, and there’s always a full pot of coffee waiting for me when I get up.  Smart man.  I am very crabby without coffee.

     I can tell he’s having a good day by if he pours a cup for me or not when he knows I’m up.  If there’s a cup on the counter top all fixed and waiting for me, he’s having a good day.  If there isn’t, he’s having a bad day.

     Not that I mind fixing my own coffee but I do have to admit I find it very sweet when he has a cup ready for me.  Got to love the man!

     You all have a good one!

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If they can’t teach good sportsmanship, maybe they should get rid of sports.

     After game violence again.  I find this revolting.

     I for one think there is too much emphasis on sports and too little on the sciences, maths, literature, the arts and music.  Maybe if top science,  math, and literature students were treated more like the premium students they really are we’d have more nerds, fewer jocks, and an incredible number of intelligent people walking about.

     Please, please, please let there be more emphasis put on learning than playing games.

     Wouldn’t it be wonderful if a child’s hero was a scientist, mathematician, literati, Artist, or a musician rather than some clown who makes millions running around playing with a ball?

     Please, hand your child a book instead of sports equipment…we need smarter kids.

     You all have a good one.

Mish mosh of subjects.

     The vitamin D seems to have done some good for The Curmudgeon.  I did have him take extra on Tuesday and Wednesday he seemed to do very well.  I’m looking forward to seeing if we get the same or better results next week.

     Gavin has decided that it’s okay to yank my arm out of the socket when I take him out on the retractable leash.  I put him back on a six-foot long training lead again.  He’s not thrilled but at least the rest of the day he didn’t yank my arm off.

     Patty didn’t want to play with Gavin today, she wanted to cuddle with her Daddy instead.

     You all have a good one!

A little piece of heaven in NY

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     I do love these girls.  I have great hopes of going to visit them next summer if all goes well here.  This is one my favorite places in all the world. 

I often think of how nice it would be to have a little cottage not far from Newfane or another nearby town.   Maybe even on the lake in Olcott.

     The only thing that holds me back is that The Curmudgeon’s doctors are all here and he doesn’t adapt to change well anymore. 

It sure would be nice to live near all my cousins and their families.

     You all have a good one!

 

Another day another loopy tangent

     I had one of those days.  A day where nothing went right.  I got side-tracked at every turn of the path and all plans were immediately shot to hell upon waking.

     Did I manage to call the vet to make an appointment for Gavin, no.  Why was this?

     The Curmudgeon was having a bad day.  This means that as soon as I got downstairs, even before my coffee, I was listening to a litany of complaints.  Uppermost in my mind, next to having a cup of coffee, was were the dogs taken care of?

     Turns out they were ‘mostly’ taken care of and I only needed to take them out immediately.  That done, I headed for my coffee.  I actually had a cup poured when another hoop landed in front of me.   Oh!  Need to follow that tangent.

     Ten minutes later, I sipped my coffee  ick, icy cold,  I had to reheat it.  Seems I reheated that cup of coffee about ten times before I finally got to drink it.

     You all have a good one.

New shower.

 
     Our new shower head.  The Curmudgeon actually was able to install the contraption the other day.  I did buy a longer hose for his ease of use. 
     It is a nice product made by Moen, but I do have one complaint.
    
     The darned thing is not made for someone who has limited eyesight.  Without my glasses I am as blind as a bat.  I don’t shower with my glasses on so I have trouble seeing the controls, and, of course, The Curmudgeon has them set weird so I have to change them for my shower.
     You all have a good one.

Time to cut back on Facebook

     I was scrolling down my Facebook page thinking about what to post here tonight, when suddenly the page was not there.  All I had, was an error message from Facebook, and I sort of panicked.  That’s when I realized that I spend entirely too much time on Facebook.

     It is time for me to drastically cut back on the time I spend online and mostly the time I spend on Facebook.  I do not need another time drain in my life.  To all my dear Facebook friends, I will be around but not nearly as much as I have been, I hope, if I have any sort of self-control that is…

     You all have a good one!

 

A squirrelly sort of day.

     They are taking over!  The tree rats are invading the yard again.  Everywhere you look there’s another one.  Gavin and Patty are beside themselves over the numbers they are seeing outside.

     These are brazen squirrels who stand their ground and only run from the dogs when they are almost upon them.  Cheeky boogers.

Thanks, Annie. I needed a little retail therapy.

     My cardiologist appointment yesterday went very well and I can stop another medication now.  I don’t go back to see him for another six months.

     Afterwards, I had entirely too much fun.   Annie and I went out for the day.  We drove about looking at Halloween decorations on houses, then we went to several stores.  Bad that Halloween stuff is on sale everywhere.  Good that Halloween stuff is on sale everywhere.

     Yes, I bought a lot of stuff.  I finally bought a huge cauldron, I’d eyed those up for years.  I found a light up scary pumpkin that I may turn into a great large prop later.  12 Ft. of fake chain managed to follow me home.  A bouquet of black roses, 6 goth hair clips to keep my hair out of my eyes, two bags of mini bones for use with the Voodoo dolls next year, a black leather spike and skull wrist band, spooky skull earrings, a skull and fang bracelet, 3 Sparky T-shirts (one for The Curmudgeon), and a pair of PJs that have bull terriers and other dogs on them.  Whew!

     Then we stopped for a an appetizer, water, and a drink.  We won’t go into that.  Suffice it to say, I had them take my drink off the bill, it was that bad.  Okay, we weren’t spending a fortune on food but we still deserved service as well as any other customer.  Our food, a simple appetizer, took forever and our drinks took even longer to get to the table.

     A little window shopping after that and we were ready to head home.

     You all have a good one.  I certainly did!