Category Archives: Misc

A few thoughts on flip-flops

 

     I am breaking in a new pair of flip-flops and it occurred to me that the manufacturers are not as concerned about women’s safety as they are men’s safety.  How can I tell this you ask?  The next time you are in a store pick up a pair of men’s flip-flops and a pair of women’s, turn them over and look at the soles.  You’ll notice that most men’s flip-flops have traction built into them.  Oh look, the women’s don’t!  In fact, the women’s flip-flops seem designed for slippage.

     Are women less apt to slip than men are?  I think not.  That’s the main reason I will buy a pair of men’s flip-flops rather than a pair of women’s.  The flip-flops I’m breaking in now are women’s and they are slippery.  I should’ve bought another pair of men’s.

     I’ll have to get out the Dremel tool and cut some traction lines into the soles before I slip and break my neck.  If anyone can do that, it will be me.  Chuck knows all about how easy I can do things like that, he was here the day two years ago when I sprained BOTH of my ankles.

They MADE me do it

 

     The expression heard often yesterday by my dear friends was, “Why did I let you drag me here?”   G, her husband, and I went off on a money-spending spree (for me, not for them).  They took me to a bulk goods store they love to go to and I went over board–there was so much there I wanted to bring home.  The spices alone (cheap!) made me go hog-wild.

     If that wasn’t bad enough we then stopped at our favorite garden shop where, once again, I managed to spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave.   As I piled more flowers on my cart, I said once again, “Why did you drag me here?”  As if, I went along with them kicking and screaming.  Yeah, sure I did.  They had to hog tie me to take me along.  Now about that swampland in Florida you wanted….

     Then we went to the pond shop.  (No, no, don’t make me go in there!)  Damn it, he had two black Koi…now he has one and so do I….  I found green frog tadpoles for the pond and yep, brought home a dozen of them.

     Next time they invite me to go along on a jaunt, DH should handcuff me to the desk.

He’s like an Energizer bunny

 

      Occasionally you meet a kid who makes you wonder what sort of magic formula his parents had.   The next-door neighbor at my MIL’s house has one of those kids.   He’s fifteen and a bundle of ‘willing to work his tail off for you’ energy.   He makes his mother proud.

     G and I had more or less butchered the giant lilac bush and honeysuckle mess at the front side of the house.  I got as much of that sucker trimmed as I could reach last Wednesday and Sunday.  (We had to do something to work off the frustration of no one showing up to buy things.)

     Today while we worked on the basement, the kid, worked on the remains of the lilac bush/honey suckle mess and had it down to a two-foot high cluster of stumps.  With the ‘help’ of his young brother, he hauled all the brush to the back yard and even raked around the stumps!

     I can’t believe how much brighter the living room is with that mess gone.  If only the MIL had let me trim it all these years, but she wouldn’t hear of it.

Its time to work on the basement

 

     I spent most of the day yesterday dozing in my chair.  Those meds are kicking my butt.  I somehow have to make it over to the MIL’s house today to begin the excavation of the basement.  We have now reached the part I’ve dreaded the most.

     Currently, we’ve put a halt to yard selling the stuff and will put an effort into making the garbage men hate us again.  I foresee many, many, many bags of garbage hitting the curb. 

     Anyone who wants to help or is in need of amusement can find G and me down in the horrifying basement with our masks and work gloves on sifting through the YUCK.  Just follow the screams….

My muddled brain

 

     I tried to write today, but after my visit to the doctor and all the medications he put me on, it seems that all my brain wanted to do was SLEEP!

     I guess that is what I need to do.  Even my poor muse was affected, heck, she was downright goofy and I hadn’t taken any of the cough medicine yet.

     The laryngitis was the least of my problems because it seems that I also have shingles.  Well, for crying out loud!

Thanks Mother Nature that was a nice gift

 

     After so many dreary days of rain, it was nice to see sunshine today.  I managed to get outside and plant a few of my cannas.  It’s amazing how many places I don’t have room to plant this year.  I guess this means I won’t spend as much at the nursery next week as I normally do.  My list has whittled down to veggies and (if I can find them) two more black iris plants.  Only one of mine made it from last year.

     Around six this evening I happened to be out on the front porch when we had another quick rainstorm pass through.  I grumbled and then looked off to the south and what should I see but a gorgeous double rainbow.  Who cares that it rained again.  The rainbow made up for it.  That’s what I call eye candy.

And again!

 

     I retrieved the mail from the mailbox yesterday afternoon and found a bill from the nursing home.  They sent us a bill for $912.00.  What?!  Yes, they are attempting to double-bill us for the last six days of my MIL’s life.  The life that their negligent (lack of) care ended. 

     I sputtered, I ranted, and I raved.  Once I calmed down, I went over there.  I was loaded for bear and made a lovely scene in front of patients and visitors alike.  I don’t care.  I don’t care how much I raise my voice, I don’t care who hears.  I demanded they call their superiors and wreck their day as they had wrecked mine.  Not one of those so called ‘skilled nurses’ was brave enough to do it.

     That’s okay because I made my point.  I will make my point again on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday…you get the idea.  I hope they are ready for a picket sign, bad publicity, and any number of things I can think of that might keep other people from placing a patient there.  I have all the free time in the world.  Who knows, after the conference, I may just camp out in their parking lot.

     I have the email address for the CEO of the parent company along with his staff’s email addresses.  They will get sick of hearing from me.  I also have the name of a great attorney who really loves to go after places like this. 

Screwed again!

 

     This time it is by the local electric company.  It seems that the MIL’s meter was broken—since 2009!  They just repaired it on 4/19/11.  Now they want US to pay for 10,599 KWHs of electricity!!!!  Blood from a stone time here folks. 

     I ask you, where were the meter readers?  Why didn’t someone notice there was a problem way back then?  Why did they leave it this long?  You would think that someone in the billing department might have had a vague idea that there was a problem wouldn’t you?

     According to the PUC, we will have to pay it too.  OMFG!  We haven’t even paid for her funeral yet, all they got from us was a $1500 down payment.  The nursing home (that killed her) soaked us for over $25,000 for three months.  We don’t have anything from her life insurance policies yet because John Hancock is playing hard to get.  Little Johnny had better stop playing coy soon. 

     I’ll be the first one in the bar at Pennwriters, see ya there.  Look for the redhead wearing the funny coat that buckles in the back.

Quick note today

 

     After going totally bonkers while setting up the new internet connections yesterday, I am not in the mood to do any writing here.  Instead, I’m going to wish you all a good day today, go crawl away into a corner, and curl up into a fetal position. 

     See you all tomorrow.

Never grocery shop when you are hungry

 

     Moreover, never grocery shop with your husband when you are both hungry!  Geez, I bought more than the usual snacks with him along with me.  I sent him off in his electric cart to find coffee and creamer.  He came back with that and a ton of cookies, blocks of cheese, salami, and various duplicates of things I already had in my cart.  I sent him away to ‘put some of that back.’  He did.

     Nevertheless, we spent much more than I’d planned to spend.  I’d gone in the store with a very small list and yet I came out of the store with five bags of groceries.  Next time I leave him at home and snack on something before I go.

My father always told me never to judge a book by its cover

 

     After my father in law died in 1998, my mother in law became more and more reclusive as time went by.  Try as we might we couldn’t get her to go anywhere or socialize with anyone.  She became the invisible woman in her neighborhood.  Yesterday I heard a lot more about her from her neighbors than I knew.

     The neighbor from across the street came over and during the course of our conversation; I found that the most he ever saw of her was her hand reaching into her mailbox.  (She had a lovely porch to sit on and never used it.)  Her next-door neighbors hardly knew she existed, they thought my husband lived there since they saw him more often than they saw his mother.

     The saddest thing is, I’ve met many of her neighbors over the last several months, and they are very sweet and kind people.  She never gave them a chance.  She constantly complained about them to my husband or called the police for many an imagined infraction. 

     Each neighbor that I’ve met from every house and apartment near her, no matter what their age, have all been wonderful.  The woman directly next door, in the apartments, has sent her kids over to help us move things outside and then back in each time we’ve been there.  Her kids are so nice.  I’m sure they would’ve run errands for my MIL at any time, but she never gave any of her neighbors a chance.

This could be the last sale day

 

     We had a lovely day yesterday and today is supposed to be even nicer.  I hope that means we’ll have many people stop at the MIL’s house for the yard sale.  G and I plan to set things up early, get signs out, and even have balloons to attract attention.  I’m hoping we sell a lot so this will be the end of it until we start working on the basement.  Whatever we don’t sell, we will begin hauling to Goodwill. 

     Most of the living room furniture is supposed to go today.  That will clear out a lot.  Now if only I can find someone who wants the organ….

     Wish us luck!