Category Archives: My books
Preparing for a novelectomy
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Last night I spent a couple of hours online with a fellow mystery writer. We had a brainstorming/critiquing session, something we haven’t done for a while. At the end of the session, I sent him my current manuscript. He got back to me today.
It looks like I’ll be surgically removing a few scenes. I keep a file for each book where I stash rejected scenes, characters, dialogue. One never knows if something from one book will work better in another one.
Unlike some of my readers, my dear friend always kicks my ass. He knows I can do better. I do the same for him. We don’t want the warm fuzzies from each other. We want better writing. We DEMAND better writing.
Tonight I’ll tighten, tweak, slash and burn my book. Odds-on I will bang my head on the keyboard more than a few times and shake my fist at my friend. When I’m finished, I hope I can sail through to the end and produce an exceptional book that you all will enjoy.
While I’m groaning, whining, screaming in frustration, and performing the needed surgery Dear Hubby will be watching TV pretending he doesn’t hear my complaints. The pups will snooze in their favorite spots waiting for the tempest to pass.
Dogs, writing, and bananas
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Gavin isn’t happy with my habit of turning on my computer as soon as I come downstairs. In his dogged opinion, I should pour my coffee and sit in my lounge chair. Then I should put up the footrest and let him hop up to snuggle next to me while I leisurely read the paper.
He doesn’t understand that I am trying to finish writing two books and do a daily blog. The poor dog mopes at my feet and, if given the chance, I think he’d pull the plug on my computer.
Lately when I get up, I write for a couple of hours and then take a break with him and the newspaper. He’ll get used to it.
“In a pig’s eye I will!”
“Shush, Gavin. I’m trying to write my post.”
“C’mon, chair, let’s go sit in the chair. You know you want to.”
“I’m almost finished.”
“Sigh. You don’t love me anymore.”
“I do too. Be good and I’ll make a smoothie. You and Patty can have some banana.”
“Don’t wanna share with her. Want you and the banana all to myself.”
“Banana?”
“Oh, crap SHE heard.”
“Be nice to your baby sister.”
“Are we gonna have some banana?”
“Yes, we will if you silly pups will let me finish this.”
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There is a reason to use grammar and spellchecker.
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I know I am not the best grammarian in the world. My grammar checker proves that to me all the time. Hell, it screamed at me for that first sentence. However, I do use it and my spellchecker. I would be embarrassed to post something I hadn’t at least run through both checkers once. Granted, on occasion, I have missed things.
That’s what I have proofreaders for (and you know who you are.) They will read what I plan to post before I publish it. Fortunately, few mistakes sneak past them. Mind you, I say few. Occasionally, I have found some errors we all missed and have gone back to edit them out of a post.
All of which brings me back to the title of this post. I can’t understand why anyone would post something out here in cyber land for the entire world to see and not want it to be his or her best writing. I not only try to put my best out here, but I continue to improve it whenever I can.
More and more, I find articles in newspapers, works of fiction, advertisements, and blogs full of blatant spelling and grammar mistakes that by simply running the spell and grammar checkers will disappear. Yes, there are words the spell check will miss. Those words are the ones that if you find you consistently mix them up you should keep a list in front of you as a reminder.
The editor is back
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I thought I’d silenced my resident editor for a while and was tooling along on one of the books today. The editor on my shoulder was very quiet which made me think that things were going along smoothly, but I’m not that lucky.
After several hours of working on a dialogue in Doggoned Dead, he shot off my shoulder and kicked me in the buttocks.
“Hey, that was uncalled for,” I said.
“No, it wasn’t. You aren’t paying attention.”
I stared at the evil little guy. “What do you mean I wasn’t paying attention?”
“Helloooo. You have your main character speaking to someone who is in Doggoned Bones not Doggoned Dead.”
“I do not-” I reread the dialogue. “Oh, crap.” I scrolled back and spent the next few minutes changing the name every place I’d used it.
“There, you @#$%!#* happy now?”
“Yeah, that works for me.” The evil little editor grinned at me and then said, “One more question, are you going to change the setting to fit the scene?”
“What?” I reread the entire scene. “Son of a-”
“Don’t say it.”
“#$*$! Why did you let me write the entire scene in the wrong setting?”
“You have to ask?”
The air around me turned a repulsive shade of blue while I reworked the scene.
Posted in My blog, My books, Writer, Writing
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Diamonds are forever…
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Every commercial on TV is screaming, “Buy me! Buy me!” Half of these are the ‘Diamonds Are Forever’ commercials. Handsome men present necklaces that are dripping in glittering stones to attractive wives or girlfriends whose eyes light up with love. They flash these gorgeous nothing-less-than-a-carat diamond rings with breathtaking settings onto the TV screen and tell you, if you love her, you’ll buy her one.
A few years ago, my friend almost lost her diamond because the prongs holding it in the setting had worn down to nothing. Her diamond popped out and, lucky for her, it landed on her keyboard.
Which brings me to the conversation Dear Hubby and I got into about my engagement ring. After watching a trillion of those commercials, I’d taken my ring off to check the setting. We’d had the prongs checked right after my friend’s ring incident but I hadn’t really looked at them in while. The prongs were fine but wow the band sure is thinning. You see I’ve worn it for thirty-five years.
I said, “Hey Hon, look at this.” I showed him the ring.
He examined the ring and said, “Yes, you are wearing a bit thin after all these years.”
“You’d best smile when you say that, boy. I write murder mysteries.”
Lucky for him he was grinning.
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The editor on my shoulder
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I was taught that a writer does not compose a single sentence, do a cut and paste of another person’s work, and then set it in quotes.
Writing is, if behind all you’ve written, you exposed your soul. You are a writer, if you’ve sweated each word and shed tears over scenes that you thought were great. You are a writer if, as in my case, you’ve mumbled every cuss word in existence while you ripped those same crappy scenes out.
I have conversations with that little editor on my shoulder. Most of them are laced with words my mother would have washed my mouth out with soap for uttering.
Editor: “That scene sucks.”
Me: “Shut the #%&* up I need to finish this chapter.”
Editor: “But the scene-”
Me: “Bite me. I’ll rewrite it later.” I change the font to red so I remember to do it later.
Editor: “Shouldn’t that be a comma?”
Me: “I’m not friggin’ running grammar check every blankety blank paragraph. It can wait until the end of the chapter.”
Editor: “Would she really say that?”
Me: “Shut the #%&* up! No, you’re right she wouldn’t.” Delete, delete, delete.
And so it goes, scene after scene, chapter after chapter until the air above me is smoldering. No wonder Dear Hubby absconds when I sit down to work.
My Snoopy card.
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Above my desk sits a card sent to me by my wonderful Aunties. It has Snoopy and Woodstock on the front. Above the picture are the words, “Here’s the world-famous author at work.” Snoopy is typing; It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shout rang out. When you open the card, the center pops up and there are Snoopy and Woodstock in silly hats. Surprise! Happy Birthday! They sent it to me a few birthdays ago. I keep it on my desk to remind me that these amazing ladies have always been supportive of my writing. They have faith that they will see my books published one day.
It’s heartwarming to have a cheering section-people who believe in you and who don’t belittle what you are doing. To all those people (related and not related to me) who cheer me on, keep me encouraged, and don’t call my writing a ‘nice little hobby’ I say thank you and I won’t let you down.
Then there’s Dear Hubby who will proudly tell everyone that I’m a writer. He’s my rock. On those days where I’m groping for words to write and they won’t come, he is willing to listen to me and offer ideas. To him I say, thank you for believing in me, for loving me (even when I’m going crazy with my writing), for being there for me when I need you, for letting me sleep in a little later when I’ve been up all night writing, and most of all, thank you for 35 years of laughter and love.
Welcome to my blog and sneak peek pages!
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If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
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I’m a mystery writer–read my ‘about me’ page to find out more. Feel free to check out the excerpts from my Doggoned Mystery series and take a look at my favorite pictures of our garden and what was once our pond. The Bull Pen page has pictures of our bullies past and present and friends.


