Category Archives: Writer

Their there here hear…yes, another post on writing

 

     DON’T DEPEND ON YOUR SPELLCHECKER.  Do you write there (look over there) when you mean their (It belongs to those people)?  Here (It is here) for hear (my ears hear)?  Your (the possessive form of you) for you’re (you are)?  Do you make these mistakes so often that your critiquing group cringes when they have to read something you give them?  Are they so tired of marking the mistakes that they’ve adopted special shorthand notations to correct them?  Don’t whine to them that your spellchecker didn’t catch the words because it won’t.  You have spelled the words correctly but you have used the wrong words.

     MAKE A LIST.  If you know you repeatedly make the same mistakes make a list of the words you most often misuse.  Keep it in front of you when you write.

     I have a friend who made these spelling blunders to the point of driving me up a wall.  Then I suggested she keep a list of her most frequent and glaring errors in front of her while she is writing so she can double check them.  I am pleased to say that her writing has improved.

Where’s Waldo Owl?

 

There's Waldo!

There's Waldo!

    

Back in my post ’43 Days to Halloween,’ I wrote about the rubber owl I’d bought.  I named him Waldo.  Waldo has become a fixture in the house and an unending source of amusement.  Dear Hubby and I keep moving him.  I don’t think Waldo will be consigned to a box in the attic after Halloween.  We’re having too much fun.

     It’s amazing how many places we’ve found to put him.  We’ve become quite creative.  It took DH a while to find him when I stuck him in the glass fronted (stereo rack system) cabinet.  (We keep our DVD player in there now.)  For the many days, that Waldo stared out at DH from there, DH didn’t find him.  G did—yes, she’s also enjoying the game.  It took DH a week to locate Waldo. 

     Now I have to move him again—I’m thinking that inside the fridge might be fun.  I haven’t put Waldo in there yet.  Of course, that’s only if DH doesn’t move Waldo first.

Read the guidelines

 

     On a whim, I went online and located four magazines, then printed out their writers’ guidelines.  I found  most of the guidelines close to what I do out of habit.  Whew!  However, I wouldn’t dream of submitting anything to a publication without reading the guidelines first.  I made that mistake early on and learned from it.  No two are identical. 

     One publication states that they would prefer that the stories not be over 12,000 words.  The next one says 2,500 up to 25,000 words.  The third asks for 750 to 4,000 words and please do not break the rules.  If you do, we will return your submission unread.  The fourth wants no more than 6,000 but not less than 2,000 words.

     Two of the four will accept all submissions.  The other two request that you query them first.  GAH!  I haven’t written a query letter in so long, do I remember how?  Play it safe stick with the two who don’t require them.  That’s the ticket.

     Each publication has different rules on manuscript preparation.  Their pay scale varies as well. 

     If you want to submit a story to a magazine, take the time to read their guidelines and an issue or two.

Is that character TSTL?

 

     She’s too stupid to live.  Have you ever read a book or watched a movie or TV program and thought that?  I have.  Heaven help me, I hope I never hear that about my characters. 

     There are horror and mystery flicks where you can’t help but scream at the screen things like, “Don’t go in there!  Don’t open that door, stupid!  Are you nuts?  Don’t separate—stay together.  You don’t have a gun, you aren’t combat trained, so why the hell are you sneaking around looking in places you shouldn’t be?  How dumb can you get?”

     Sound familiar?  Okay, you might not do it, but I do that all the time.  Not surprising that Dear Hubby gets exasperated with me at times.  It’s also no wonder that I don’t go out to the movies often.

     If I’m reading a good mystery and the smart, sassy, strong, female character suddenly pulls a TSTL move, I want to throw the book at the wall.  Now you know why I have a couple of non-writing readers go over my books.  They are the ones who tell me if my character does something in the TSTL range.  My critiquing partners will too but sometimes they miss a TSTL moment because they are looking at other glaring mistakes.

I haven’t a clue

 

     Wait, I know.  It was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.  No, that’s not it. 

     When I sat down to my computer tonight, I had no clue what I was going to write about, but then I usually don’t.  I set a goal to write an average of two hundred words a day on this blog when I started it.  Some nights I write more, some less, but it does average out in the end.  Why did I set this goal?  I had to prove to myself that I could do it. 

     This blog is a journey, a discovery of who I am.  It is where I let off steam, play, and sometimes drive myself ‘round the bend.  Yes, I admit it.  It is a short drive—hardly a revolution of the wheels. 

     What I’ve found is that I can succeed at what I put my mind to.  Good news for me because I want my books finished, published, and enjoyed by all.  This is my mind set.

     In addition to writing this blog, I work on my books.  The writing of them isn’t easy because life often interferes but I will write them.

Procrastination or a necessity?

 

     I finally got around to clearing my desk of junk.  Papers, magazines, old bills, and various other piles of debris landed in the recycling bin.  Lo and behold, I found my desk. 

     Was this another delaying tactic on my part?  No, in truth, the desk was in dire need of cleaning.  I could’ve written my novel in the dust.  The heaps of crap stuff were beginning to block my computer monitor.  I can’t write if I can’t see the danged screen now can I.  When all that’s left sticking out of the detritus is a keyboard, mouse, and three quarters of a monitor screen, I think it’s time to clean.  I could call in Kim and Aggie and have them clean, but I don’t think my house is dirty enough to qualify.

     Have you seen those houses they clean on that show?  If mine looked that ghastly, I’d burn it down.  I certainly wouldn’t allow those two women and a camera crew to come in and film them screeching in horror at the filth.

     Does a clean and organized desk make you a better writer?  I’m not certain about that yet I’ll let you know.

My manuscript as a patchwork quilt

 

     As of right now, my manuscript reminds me of a patchwork quilt I tried to make years ago.  Some pieces aren’t quite right but others look perfectly stitched in.  I can’t say that the quilt ever looked good enough to show to anyone but it was warm and cozy.

     The manuscript will go on display one day as a completed work.  I still have several months, and many hours of work left to do.  As I’ve worked on it, I’ve mended tattered edges, cut out ragged pieces, and repaired some bad prose.  I killed off a character, changed another one, and transformed the book a bit.

     Unlike that failed quilt—I never was good at math and quilts require math to do them well—this manuscript is looking better.  Thank goodness, writing doesn’t require math skills.

     To my agent I say, don’t worry ‘tis a far, far better thing I do the book is better and when I send it to you I’m sure you will sell it.

How I critique a manuscript

 

     How I critique a manuscript.  Or, look out Dave, you asked for it.  If I haven’t read more than a chapter or two of a manuscript and I suddenly have several chapters in front of me to read, I will do a complete read through first.  After that, I go back to the beginning and do a line by line edit.  The third time through I make comments and suggestions.

     Now you know why it takes me a while.  Sometimes it takes longer if life interferes.  I don’t do critiques for just anyone because it does take a lot of time.  I happen to know Dave, we’ve been friends for quite a few years, and that’s why I’ll do them for him.  Not to mention the fact that he reciprocates by doing them for me.  We also have tough hides and know that a critique will only help to improve our writing.

     Why get a work in progress critiqued by someone knowledgeable?  Because fresh eyes on your subject will see things you’ve missed or taken for granted.  Those eyes will also spot continuity problems and places that may confuse a reader. 

     Dave, I’m on the third time through and although it looks as if I’ve bled all over the book, I do love your writing.  Give me another day or two and it should be on it’s way back to you.

Return of the klutz

 

     I fell the other day.  Stepping off the back porch steps, I hit that uneven bit of sidewalk again, the same place where I sprained both ankles last summer.  Down I went, this time my ankles were spared, but not my right butt cheek, my hand, and shoulder.  I landed on my butt, broke a vein in the palm of my hand (it’s quite a lovely shade of purple now), and I jounced my shoulder.

     I’m certain I was quite a sight for my neighbors as I landed splat on my backside.  I was taking Gavin out at the time.  Delighted to have me on his level, he raced over, began to lick my face, and tried to crawl into my lap.  I went into a fit of the giggles.  Gavin took that as a good sign and he scoured my face with more enthusiasm.  By then I was so weak from the giggles I couldn’t push him off me so we ended up rolling around on the grass. 

     The neighbors are probably convinced that I’m certifiable.

Gavin, Lee Lofland, Castle, and more

 

     Gavin’s face look less swollen today and he actually stole a Nylabone from Patty to chew on it for a bit.  She was very sweet and let him take it.  I think she’s as glad as we are that he’s feeling better.

     I adore Lee Lofland’s site, The Graveyard Shift.  Heck, I adore Lee.  I met him at a Pennwriters conference.  Last TV season Lee ran a critique of Castle every week—one of my favorite new shows.  He’s started doing a critique of it again this season.  I enjoy his insights and those of the others who comment there.  Having a retired cop in the house, I see (or have them pointed out to me) most of the blips in the crime shows.

     I’ve begun the fall cleaning cycle in my house.  I tackled my desk yesterday and cleared it of an over abundance of crap paper work, magazines, and reference books that I put back in their proper places in the bookcase.  I then dusted and cleaned the entire desk.  Wow, I can see under my monitor now and the glass desk top gleams.  Tomorrow I’ll work on the rest of the living room.

Weekend wrap

 

     I added two new pictures to the Bull Pen the other night.  They are of Madison a little Bull Terrier gal who walks her human past our house.  She’s not a mini bull she’s a very small standard, cute as a button and a real sweetie.  When she sees me out in the yard, she drags her human to the gate so she can have some water and cookies.  I always have some for her.  Today she met the little Papillion, Spot who lives next door to me.

     I ordered my Halloween costume.  It will be a change from the old one and might come in handy if they do another costume party at the writer’s conference.

     The night time temperatures have dropped from the mid sixties to the mid fifties and below.  We’ve been in the seventies during the day.  The pups do enjoy the cooler temperatures.  Both of them are becoming quite spunky.

     The rewrite on Doggoned Dead is going slow but I think the book is stronger and has a better flow.  I can’t believe how killing off a lackluster character causes so many small changes.

A little of this and that

 

     I received a lovely surprise in my mailbox today.  The prize package from Jennie arrived.  She’s such a dear.  She didn’t have to send the package all the way here from Cardiff, Wales.  She could’ve fibbed and sent it to someone closer.  I’m glad she did send it to me though because it’s a delightful little treasure trove. 

     The news that one of my favorite actors has died threw me for a loop.  I’ve always adored Patrick Swayze and kept hoping he’d beat that nasty pancreatic cancer. 

     We’ve had two sunny days in a row now—Hooray for the sun!  I managed to backwash the pond filters, pick five tomatoes and a dozen or so grape tomatoes.  There’s still more out there that aren’t ready yet.  The first hint of a frost around here and I’ll scrabble to pick all the green tomatoes—we do love fried green tomatoes.

     After I finished the yard work, I went straight to my computer and spent several hours reading and critiquing one of Dave’s books.  He’s truly an excellent writer.  In fact, I think I used ‘excellent’ more than once in my comments on his manuscript.  I’m telling you people, when his books are published, you have to read them.