I’ve mentioned before that I enjoy silly things.  The other day I was browsing through Amazon.com and came across adhesive bandages that cracked me up so bad I had to order some.  I’m glad I did because once they arrived I found them to be even funnier.

     I have mini handcuffs dangling from my purse.  I have a crime scene clean up company pen I carry all the time.  Now I have crime scene tape bandages.  They are hysterical.  On the tin, there’s a line, “For best results apply to body parts not already outlined in chalk.”  I should’ve bought a case.

     I ought to stay out of that place.  Not only can I buy any books I want but they also have silly stuff.  I think I need to lock up my credit card.  Is there an ‘I shop too much at Amazon’ anonymous?  “Hello, my name is M and I’m an Amazon shopaholic.”

     “Hello M.”

     Did you see the robot pencil sharpener?  I can see me with the barnyard flingers that make noises as they fly through the air…

     Oooo!  They have a winter scarf that looks like crime scene tape.  Where did I hide my card?