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They may act dumb but these dogs can spell
Posted by doggonedmysteries
After dinner tonight I asked Dear Hubby, “Do you want some I c e c r e a m?”
“Ice cream?” Gavin ran to sit in front of the counter. “Hey sis, she said ice cream!”
“For real?” Patty woke up from her nap on the couch and joined him at my feet. “Oh, boy!”
“No one’s getting anything if you two don’t move and let me dish it up.” I pushed the two sixty pound door stops out of my way. They started to boogie and bark.
I dished up our ice cream and put a small scoop in each of the dog’s dishes. Then I waded through what seemed like a dozen dogs. Two excited Bull Terriers can magically multiply their number.
Gavin and Patty danced around the kitchen. “We’re getting ice cream, we’re getting ice cream!”
I took DH his bowl dodging the two fur balls of energy on my way.
“Us! Us! Give it to us!”
“Wait your turn.”
Two noses poked DH’s bare legs.
“Yow! Give them theirs so they get these cold noses away from my legs.”
I went back to the kitchen and rattled their dishes. Two rockets hit warp speed. Patty sat in front of her dish holder her tail wagged furiously.
Gavin stood in front of his, looked at me, and barked. “Now?”
I gave them their treats, picked up my bowl, and went to sit in my chair. I hadn’t taken two bites when one cold nose hit my elbow and another one nudged my foot.
“You had yours. This is MINE.”
Posted in Dog related, My blog
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Life uncomplicated
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Wouldn’t it be great to have an uncomplicated life? People write about it, talk about it, I hear friends wishing for it all the time. What makes one’s life complicated? If you could, what would you do to make your life uncomplicated? What changes would be required?
When Dear Hubby was forced into retirement because of his MS, many people commented on how nice our lives would be, how uncomplicated. Not so. With his retirement came different complications. His MS worsened, we think that was due to the stress of losing the job he loved so much. We tried to keep in touch with his friends from work but as it so often happens those people began to be uncomfortable around him and we heard from them less frequently.
After a couple of years, we began to rid ourselves of a few obstacles. We paid off the credit cards and we trimmed our budget. We gave ourselves permission to take time to do things we enjoyed and not to sweat the small stuff. When you stop worrying about what people think of you, when you do what you enjoy, when you keep your life simple and take pleasure in those down-to-earth things, life becomes uncomplicated.
We don’t worry about keeping up with the Joneses, whoever they are. We don’t spend money we don’t have. We don’t have to worry about seeing the light at the end of the tunnel because we are out of the tunnel and enjoying the sunshine.
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Weeds, rain, Koi, and worms
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Whew. It’s a good thing we had another sunny day. When I said that all that rain made the plants happy, I should’ve said the weeds were the happiest. I spent all afternoon and most of the evening (while there was still enough light) pulling weeds. I’ve only managed to clear the garden against the back fence and the backside of the pond garden.
Unfortunately, the weather report predicts rain for tomorrow and Tuesday so all my work might’ve been for nothing. Two more rainy days and those weeds will be shooting up like sky rockets. I hate to think about the growth spurts the weeds I didn’t pull will go through.
While I pulled weeds, I found a bunch of worms and as I found them, I tossed them into the pond. My Koi were going crazy—they sure do love worms. If I take the time, they’ll take them right out of my hands. Tiki and Yang are real pigs about worms and will fight for the chance to get first grab.
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MIL update home and happy
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Though getting around for her is not as easy as it was before her fall, my MIL is happy to be home. Her stay at Liberty Nursing and Rehabilitation had turned her into a nervous wreck. My MIL is a shy woman who isn’t used to hearing people bicker constantly. She certainly wasn’t used to the potted geranium treatment—talking over her as if she wasn’t there. Now she’s lavishing attention on her elderly Border terrier (who missed her something awful) and she’s happy. You can’t beat that.
Dear Hubby goes over every morning and they have breakfast together. He then insists she do her exercises. That doesn’t thrill her but she does them while grumbling the whole time. Happily, she’s getting stronger every day.
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Taking joy in a bad night of writing
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I look forward to sitting down in front of the computer, taking an idea from my notes and running with it. I spend hours painting pictures with words. I indulge myself in murder, suspense, and fantasy. I relish creating characters, scenery, dialogue, and plot. On a good night, ideas flow in torrents from my fingers to the keyboard, to the page.
My allotted time passes by in a flash. I long to delete the tiny clock in the corner of my screen that shows me my interlude is nearly over. “Just five more minutes,” I whisper. A line used on my parents when they caught me reading a book, under the covers by flashlight, long after bedtime.
On a bad night, my Ideas come in fits dragged from the depths, screaming in agony the words struggle to be born. Those are usually my best works. At that point, I realize again that the best things that come to us in life come through struggle and pain. Therefore, a bad night is the best time to take joy in my writing.
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Royal Pains a royal flush
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’ve been very pleased with the USA and TNT Networks the past several years. They offer a number of original and enchanting shows, most of which I find better entertainment than what the major networks hurl at us. These USA and TNT shows have clever writers who seem to enjoy entertaining the public.
I watched the season premiere of USA’s newest show, Royal Pains tonight. They’ve hooked me once again. I must say, Royal Pains is different, clever, and so far, entertaining. They hooked me with Monk, In Plain Sight, Burn Notice, and Psych, when they came out. I watch them regularly. TNT has me hooked on Saving Grace and Leverage.
Hey, CBS, NBC, and ABC take a lesson from USA and TNT, hire some good writers, buy some good books, and give us back real entertainment. We don’t want the reality crap shows you seem to want to palm off on us.
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Rainy night rainy day…
Posted by doggonedmysteries
My plants are happy. We’ve had rain, rain, and more rain. The dogs aren’t happy they don’t like wet. I’m not happy because I’m typing this up in between thunderstorms—not my favorite weather.
We did need the rain, if only so I didn’t have to water the gardens. It was beginning to look as though I might before the rain began last night, and has continued throughout the day and into the night again.
I took the pups out for their last chance for the night out a few minutes ago. Patty went out first, she hates rain, and she thinks she’ll melt in the stuff. She cringed out the door, her tail tucked under, and clamped so tightly against her belly, I wondered if she’d actually untuck it long enough to pee.
Then Gavin had his turn although he’s not as theatrical as Patty he does show some disdain for the rain. Rather than dawdle he was done quickly and back in the door like a shot.
Earlier in the week, I’d thought about penciling in cleaning the kitchen floor on Thursday—not going to happen with the pups tracking in. I’ll wait until the mud is gone.
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Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Gardening, Gardens, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
Frog songs and gardening
Posted by doggonedmysteries
It was such a lovely night tonight that instead of watching TV Dear Hubby and I sat out by the pond listening to our bullfrogs sing. No, they didn’t sing The Michigan Rag. Gosh darn it, we could’ve made a fortune if they had—no, wait they’d only sing for us and everyone else would think we were crazy. Think? Heck, I know we are.
I spent most of the day pulling weeds, dead heading flowers, cleaning algae off the waterfall and rocks, backwashing the filters, and cutting back overgrown plants. DH spent the morning with his mother and then rode the mower around our yard. I think I got the better part of that deal.
We have a ground cover growing near the waterfall. I spent several hours thinning it out. I have no idea what its name is. What I do know, is that it hides the wild strawberries and those, ever so devious, hummingbird vines until they are well established and difficult to remove. I thought I liked hummingbird vine, well I did actually, until I planted it in my yard. Now it is a curse. It’s invasive as hell, as difficult to control as a fresh from the wilds mustang, and a real pain in the aster to pull out.
Posted in my garden
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Never a dull moment
Posted by doggonedmysteries
There are days when I swear I own two baby elephants and not two Bull Terriers. When they decide to tear around the house, they rock the joint. Two wooden camels, Don Quixote, William Shakespeare, and a few other carvings on the top shelf of the curio cabinet walk from one side to the other. On the top of my desk, my computer speakers do a square dance with pictures. Ganesh swings his partner gargoyles and they promenade left and right.
Patty loves to dive onto the couch and race from end to end slamming her butt against the arms to stop and turn. Sometimes she races along the back of it—my poor, worn out couch. I don’t care, she’s having fun, and that’s what matters. Gavin’s favorite dash takes him from the living room to the kitchen where he uses the cupboard to stop and make his turn to run headlong back into the living room. Yes, this can be a lively house.
What I don’t understand is why they wait until I get up to expend all this energy. When they are alone downstairs with Dear Hubby, Gavin is asleep in a chair and Patty is unconscious on the couch. At least that’s what DH tells me.
Posted in Dog related
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Keep medication lists handy.
Posted by doggonedmysteries
If you live with an elderly parent, someone who is chronically ill, or have a medical condition of your own, keep a list of their/your medications handy at all times. Dear hubby is on so many medications for his MS that I keep a list on my computer so I can print it out right before a doctor’s appointment. If we had to sit there and write them all down, it would take an hour so under ‘list medications’ we always put see attached. I also keep a print out in my purse, another taped inside a kitchen cupboard door, and one in each car.
The one inside the cupboard is in case of emergency—say needing EMS, then I can hand them the list of medications as soon as they come through the door. I keep his medication list updated monthly or as prescriptions change.
On more than one occasion, having a print out has saved us from forgetting some important medication that a doctor needs to know he takes. The last thing you want to do is forget to tell them about one. With our luck, that one interacts with whatever they decide to prescribe.
Posted in Misc, MS related
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Elder Care, Family, Healthcare, Home, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Writer, Writing
A klutz’s guide to yard work
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Dear Hubby finally listened to me and bought a weed whacker that isn’t too heavy for me to handle. I really like this one. It is battery powered. There’s no electric cord to drag around or heavy gas tank to struggle with or refill.
Today was sunny and warm. I decided to trim around the yard and gardens. I was blithely trimming away then I stepped backwards and tripped over a couple of bricks. As I looked at the sky, I pondered. Why was I seeing the sky? Gee, the hummingbird vine on the arbor needs trimming. I hoped none of the neighbors saw me do that double deluxe flip. Maybe I could tell them I was trying some new gymnastic move. Yeah, sure. They’d believe that.
Time to take inventory. Hey feet, you okay? Yeah, we’re fine. Ankles? Still here. Legs and knees? We’re a go. Hips? Not a problem. Back? Spry as ever. Shoulders, arms, and head? Ready. Whew.
Okay, the human was fine, but how was the machinery? I stood, picked up the weed whacker, turned it on and it worked too. What a relief. I shut it off. Then I heard my neighbor yell from her bedroom window, “Glad you got up. I was ready to send my husband over to check on you.”
Rats.
Posted in Misc, my garden, Writer, Writing
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High Fashion, high heels, a klutz, and Bull Terriers
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’m no fashion plate. I wear jeans and T-shirts all the time. When you have dogs, fashionable clothes shred easily if worn anywhere near them. I own a few dresses but they seldom see the light of day or moonlight for that matter. One of my dresses almost killed me. I caught the heel of my shoe in the hem and went ass over tin cups. It was a good thing that I was outside and had a soft landing on a nice, thick lawn. The shoes didn’t have much of a heel and still I fell. Okay, so I’m a klutz. I admit it. I have the T-shirt that says so.
I can’t wear high heels. Hell, I don’t even own a pair for fear of falling off them. That’s why I live in flip flops or, when I have to wear shoes, sneakers. The highest pair of heels I have are about two inches and I’ve only worn the shoes twice—I don’t get out much.
I have two Bull Terriers—not the best choice of dogs for a klutz to have. My dogs are walking road blocks. Occasionally, they seem to take great delight in tripping either Dear Hubby or me. Gavin’s paws often aim for my feet when I’m not wearing sneakers. Lately, since it is flip-flop season, the most often heard expression with the properly added expletive is, “Ow! Foot! Get off my ******* foot!” Patty doesn’t aim for my feet as frequently but she’s managed to get a paw in from time to time.
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