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Where were my manners?
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Dear Hubby was trying to get an electric cart unplugged at the grocery store today so he could do some shopping with me. A very rude man pushed past him and almost knocked him over. I have to admit it now; I did stick my foot out and trip the man.
I grabbed his arm to help balance him. “My goodness! Are you okay sir? You sure did take a nice trip there.”
He shook my hand off his arm. “I’m fine. Must’ve tripped on the edge of the rug.”
“Yes that can happen when you’re in a hurry.”
He rushed away.
I shrugged at DH and said, “I don’t know what his problem was Hon. It seems that lately my manners have become appalling. He mustn’t have wanted my help.
Dear Hubby drove past me and said, “You don’t fool me, I saw what you did.”
“He didn’t. And he quite deserved it.”
DH grinned. “You’re right he did. Let’s see, we want the bread aisle, right?”
Posted in Misc, MS related, My blog, Writer, Writing
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The weeds and frogs didn’t miss me
Posted by doggonedmysteries
It’s hot, humid, and miserable outside. I can’t go out to weed the garden because when I go outside I can’t breathe. All I do is cough up my lungs. The weeds don’t mind, they are gleefully invading every area I didn’t get to mulch. (This is most of the gardens.)
My neighbor’s son gave us a half truck load of lovely mulch before I went on my road trip. He dumped it in the middle back section of our driveway. I’m dying to get that black gold into the gardens. Maybe next week when I’m fully recuperated and have enough energy to get at the weeds.
Our bullfrogs haven’t minded that I’m seldom outside lately. In fact, they’ve become quite bold. Tonight there were two close to the back porch steps catching bugs under the light. It was a shame I had to take the dogs out and in doing so scare them. However, it was funny to watch them scurry for the pond and leap into it.
Posted in My blog, my garden, Writer, Writing
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Maybe I should get a clue.
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I tried to write today but my over medicated brain refused to work. All it wanted to do was take a nap, or two, or three. I thought perhaps I’d do some bead work but my over medicated brain fell asleep and only woke when my nose hit my bead board.
I sat in front of the TV, closed my eyes, and I didn’t go to sleep. Yet when I got up and tried to write again my eyes grew tired and kept slamming shut. I crawled back into my lounge chair. This time I snoozed.
Dear Hubby kept telling me to quite fighting it and “for heaven’s sake, rest.”
“But I haven’t decided what we’re having for dinner.”
“Don’t worry about it.”
However, I do worry about it. I see him having trouble getting around, and right then he looked so tired. I made a deal with him. If he’d go take a nap and I’d try to snooze a bit before dinner. He did and so I did.
Posted in Beads, Writer, Writing
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I wish I could read my notes…
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I may have written some brilliant stuff this past week. I have a notebook jam-packed with handwritten notes. However, now there is the problem of deciphering all that chicken scratch and turning it into something eloquent. That’s not going to happen soon since I’m still under the influence, which could explain the tons of chicken scratch notes.
Perhaps I can locate a chicken scratch interpreter. Then again, maybe I don’t want to know what it says. This all goes back to the post the other day and that wondrous word ‘gibberish.’ What I wrote in that chicken scratch could be nothing but gibberish.
Once my head clears, once I can breathe again, I will try to sit down and puzzle out what I wrote in this notebook. You never know, it could be brilliant.
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Since I’m still under the weather…
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’m only just getting around to posting, we had some thunderstorms last night and I actually went to bed at a normal people time.
I thought I’d pass along a few bad puns so you all can moan and groan with me.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”
(They weren’t fish they were fsh. Fish would’ve missed the dam.)
A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.
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Will those horse pills ever be gone?
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I swear that bottle of antibiotic, horse pill/capsules hasn’t seemed to go down. I even went so far as to count them today just to be sure they were. These things are huge. Heck, I think they’d choke a horse. (Dave, they are 500 mg Cefadroxil. Dave is not only a mystery writer but he’s a retired pharmacist.) I’m so very glad I only have to take one every twelve hours. They aren’t what are kicking my ass though, it’s the cough medicine that’s doing that.
I won’t be writing this for long because I took some of that cough medicine a few minutes ago. Just call me wheezy woozy. Hmm, the label says, don’t drink alcohol with this stuff—um, no kidding you did that and you’d be passed out within two steps. Don’t drive a car or operate heavy machinery while taking this—another word to the wise. Take this stuff, try to drive, and you’ll be playing bumper cars. As for operating heavy machinery—I don’t do that anyway, so you people are all quite safe. Now it’s time to say good bye to all our company…The eyelids are slamming shut. Have a good day. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I should sleep like this more often
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Holy Mickey Finn, Batman! I have no idea where the day went but it went without me. Here we go loop de loooo-oh boy. Dear Hubby told me that I even dropped off to sleep in mid sentence more than once today. I don’t care as long as this stuff works and clears the itises out. At least I can talk now without feeling as though my throat is full of razor wire.
Now if I can only stay awake long enough toooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..Er where was I? Oh yes, if only I can stay awake long enough to post this.
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Need ten days of sleep?
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I now know why the doctor asked me if I needed a note for work. Holy crap, these meds knock me ass over tin cups. I struggle to keep my eyes open for more than five minutes. I have nine more days to go on them.
Let’s see, that could mean nine days of sporadic and silly posts. It could mean nine days of gibberish. Gee, I like that word. Gibberish, it sounds more interesting than rubbish or twaddle.
You would think that with all the wonderful fresh vegetables and fruits my family plied me with while I was up there visiting that I’d have been bursting at the seams with great health. There’s nothing like fresh cauliflower, carrots, zucchini, watermelon, red raspberries, and blueberries freshly picked. I picked a quart of blueberries Sunday afternoon, packed it in the back of the van, and one of the cousins stashed a couple of large zucchinis in there too.
Now, I’m going to go back to sleep.
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I spent my anniversary in the doctor’s office
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Here it was, our 36th wedding anniversary and what did we do? Nothing. I was too sick to do anything other than sleep.
I should’ve called and made an appointment to see the doctor. I had no idea it would be so busy there today. I sat in the waiting room for two hours, which is the longest I’ve ever had to wait as a walk in. I was quickly diagnosed with pharyingitis, laryngitis, and bronchitis. Oh joy.
The nurse came in and gave me a shot. I was handed two prescriptions and sent on my merry way. Truly not so merry since I’m feeling miserable. Dear Hubby is a doll he kept getting me things to drink when I’d become conscious. The cough medicine and the antibiotic are both taken once every twelve hours. They are kicking my ass.
They told me if don’t feel better in three days I should go back. As it is, I feel as though there’s an elephant on my chest and I have a throat full of feathers. They are tickling me into coughing fits.
We will celebrate our anniversary AFTER I get through this nasty crap.
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Taking a break for the ROADTRIP!
Posted by doggonedmysteries
The suitcase is packed, the car will be loaded tomorrow, and then I’ll be on my way. In the meantime, I hope you all have a good time while I’m gone. I’ll post when I get home.
Dear Hubby is in charge of the house and dogs while I’m gone—I hope to heaven the dogs behave for him. They can be a handful when I’m not around. (When the alpha dog’s away…and all that.) Hey, I even have an ‘Alpha Dog’ T-shirt and DH bought it for me.
I’ve left DH a list—it’s not long, just reminders as to what to do with the dog’s water, the fish, and to remember to water the potted vegetable garden and the flowers in the pots on the front porch every afternoon once the sun is off them. I know him, without a list he’d forget to water the plants. He wouldn’t add the cider vinegar to the dog’s water, which, by the way, has cleared up Gavin’s chronic ear infection. So we don’t want to stop doing that do we? He’d also ignore the fish and they’d have to live on algae—they would not be pleased.
Posted in Dog related, MS related, My blog, Writer, Writing
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Koi, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Pond, Ponds, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
There’s nothing like a klutz owning a klutzy dog…
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’ve said it many times I am a klutz. Now I’m telling you so is Gavin. Occasionally Gavin follows Dear Hubby upstairs when he comes to wake me. Gavin loves the idea of a good bed bouncing wake up call for me. This morning was one of those days. Even Patty got into the act.
So there I was, helpless, under my covers, with two dogs and a husband pouncing on me. DH thinks it’s hysterical because when they get the chance it is dogs gone wild. It is on the bed, off the bed, on the bed, off the bed, leaping higher and higher, getting wilder with each leap…you get the idea. Meanwhile I’m getting bruised, bashed, and smooched on by the two idiot dogs and DH is giggling like a fool.
Finally, after I’ve suffered enough DH yells, “downstairs!” And the pups are off down the hall and the steps like a shot.
I weakly crawled out from under the covers and I notice a bit of blood on my bottom sheet near where they’d been hopping about. Great, I strip the bed so I can get the bloodstain out of my BRAND NEW sheets. I get dressed and carry the bedding down the hall. I notice more blood—not a lot just spots of it on the floor.
I called downstairs, “Honey, check the dogs someone is bleeding. Better check Gavin first.”
I was right it was Gavin. He broke a claw again. Normally when Gavin does it, it means a vet run because the broken claw is never completely broken off. At least this time he did it right, and we were easily able to stop the bleeding—dang, broken claws bleed like crazy. He does this often, don’t know why, how, or how to stop it from happening. It’s like me spraining ankles—I do it with great frequency.
Posted in Dog related, My blog
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The underpinnings of a road trip
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I have my route planned out. I even retyped and printed the directions from the first part of the trip in large, bold print so I can read it while driving at night. Yes, even with an interior light on I’d have trouble with the tiny print out of the AAA Triptik. No, I’m not blind but I do wear bifocals. Okay, so I’m half blind….
Tomorrow I’m off to the grocery store to make certain that Dear Hubby has what he wants in the fridge and that I have plenty of easy-to-eat-while-driving snacks for the car. I’m not paying for food on the road. I’m even taking a thermos of coffee and cooler full of Starbucks Mochacinos. The only stops I’ll be making are to fill the gas tank and well…remove the coffee I put in me.
Tuesday I’ll pack my suitcase, fill the gas tank, and set out my list of what to load in the car. Yes, I do a list. If I didn’t I’d forget something. I even take my list along so when I pack to leave up there I know I have everything back in the car where it belongs. I also leave instructions for Dear Hubby so he doesn’t forget things he needs to do when I’m gone—like water the potted tomato plants.
Posted in My blog, Writer, Writing
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Writer, Writing


