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Santa’s little helpers
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Sometime around 11:00 tonight I’ll take the pups for a walk. First I’ll walk one around the block to the east of us and then I’ll walk the other to the west.
What makes these walks special? The dogs will wear sleigh bells. Any children still awake will have the thrill of hearing Santa pass by. I do this every year. In fact, I’ve done this for 36 years.
It’s a hoot because I’ve heard about ‘Santa’s Bells’ for years from parents and kids. They’ve yet to figure out where they come from. 😉
Have a Merry and a Happy everyone!
The two pups enjoyed their reindeer walk. However, of the two I think Patty was the one who enjoyed it the most. I’ve never seen her trot so happy or proud–she loves the bells. She extended the walk by a couple of blocks. Gavin had fun since he ran into a young woman who thought he was very clever to be wearing bells but he didn’t want to walk as far or as fast as his sister did.
Posted in Holidays
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Welcome to electric massager addicts anonymous
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Our dog Gavin has a problem. He’s addicted to the Homedics back massager. We can’t turn the thing on without him leaping to attention and begging us to use it on him. I think he needs a support group. Poor boy, I think I’ll send him to one tonight…
“My name is Gavin and I’m an addict.”
“Hello, Gavin.”
“I’m addicted to the back massager. It’s my humans’ fault. They got me started. I can’t hear that thing turn on without turning into a drooling, rolling on the floor, whore for it. I must have it. I insist my humans use it on me first. Turn it on. NOW. I need it. It is MINE.”
“Whoa, whoa there boy.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it.”
“We understand.”
“It started when my Dad human brought the thing home from the pharmacy. He bought the wonderful thing for his back but then thought it would be funny to try it out on me. Oh, it felt soooooooo good! Later that night, I tried to turn it on myself, but couldn’t, and even if I could I have no thumbs and can’t hold it.”
“You poor boy.”
“Now they hide it behind the sofa where I can’t get at it. It’s no fair. I need it. I WANT IT.”
(Patty: Geez, he’s such an idiot.)
Posted in Dog related, Writer, Writing
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Puppies and kittens for Christmas—not a good idea
Posted by doggonedmysteries
There’s nothing more stressful to a young animal than to arrive in a new home smack dab in the middle of the holiday confusion and excitement. For quite a few years, I managed a small pet store. We specialized in purebred kittens. Around Christmas, the owner would push the sale of them and offered to stay late on Christmas Eve so they could be picked up then. I protested his zeal the first year I worked there and managed to get him to change his policy a bit. We still sold the kittens but the new policy saved the babies from the stress of the holidays.
I talked my boss into holding the Christmas gift kittens until after Christmas. So what if they stayed with us a couple days longer? Instead of taking the new pet home for the holidays, our customers would present their gifts to the intended people in a different way. Some would buy all the needed supplies, wrap them, and put them under the tree with a note that the kitten would be theirs after the holidays. Others would give the intended giftee a picture of their new pet to be along with a collar, or toy, or bag of food. Most of our customers thought this a great idea when I explained how stressful arriving in a new home is on a normal day and was so much more so during the holidays. In fact, they took great pleasure in buying twice as many things for the new pet to put under the tree for the giftee than they would normally buy.
I managed to schedule pick up dates so we weren’t jammed with people on the same day too. All of this saved the kittens the stress of being in a new home when stress and activity levels are off the scale. They would enter their new homes when things were calm and they had time to acclimate to their new families.
I know several dog breeders who have done this for many years. Many of them refuse to allow a pet to leave their premises until after Christmas. Reputable breeders will gladly hold the pups (or kittens) until after the holidays.
If you plan to give someone a pet for the holidays, spare the animal the stress, present the person with the pet’s supplies or a picture, and a note that their new companion is waiting for them.
Posted in Dog related, Holidays, My blog, Writer, Writing
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Have A Happy Holiday!
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Whatever holiday you celebrate at this time of year we hope it brings you joy, warmth, wishes granted, and love.
With all our love,
MW, DH, Gavin, and Patty
Posted in Holidays
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To Bo-tax or not to Bo-tax that is the question
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’m all for a tax on elective cosmetic procedures. Don’t tell me that Botox injections and plastic er um fake tatas aren’t a luxury. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not talking about reconstructive surgery after breast cancer or some other problem that causes a real need.
I’m talking about when Mummsy and Daddy buy Muffy a new set of tatas for her sixteenth birthday because she absolutely can’t go through life with a 34B bust line and she’ll just die if she doesn’t have those 38DDs. They’d be smarter to buy her a brain.
I’m talking about when Mrs. Rich Bitch decides her 40 year old bust line needs to be as perky as nineteen year olds are so her hubby doesn’t find himself another piece of arm candy. How about when Mrs. I’m So Vain’s wrinkle spackle isn’t working and she wants to Botox the hell out of her face? Oh, hell yes tax her a$$. Tax the elective procedures and use that money for good healthcare for everyone.
Boobs sag, wrinkles deepen, and one should live with it. It’s life. It’s proof you’ve lived, loved, and have experience. Get over it.
Posted in Misc, My blog, Writer, Writing
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A severe case of sticker shock
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Or, whenever we see the light at the end of the tunnel, someone moves the tunnel…
For the last two weeks Casper, my haunted van, has stayed in the driveway. The brakes were bad and I wasn’t going to risk life and limb driving with bad brakes. This morning Casper went in for inspection and to have the brakes fixed.
I’ve come to realize that for us, nothing is ever simple. No, this wasn’t a simple brake shoe replacement and the labor involved was long, intensive, and quite expensive. According to the print out my brakes and tires are in good condition. However, the final total of the bill came to $699.82. Dear Hubby had a coupon for $4.00 off an inspection, which dropped us down to $695.82, whoopee.
So if it wasn’t the brake shoes what the heck was it you ask?
- Replace brake booster-$159.90
- Plenum gasket-$5.99
- PCV hose-$7.98
- labor-$265.20
- Replace worn tie rod left side outer $28.95
- labor-$38.95
- Wheel alignment-$59.95
- Oil and filter change + the green disposal of old oil charge GOG-$10.15
- oil filter-$5.60
- oil-$10.15
- EPA removal and material $5.90
- labor $12.60
- State inspection $2.00
- labor $18.95
- State emission test-$2.40
- labor $35.80
I think I have it all down, have you been keeping track?
Total parts-$208.42, misc chg $20.45, LABOR $431.45, Tax $39.50, -$4.00 coupon=$695.82. Maybe I should quit writing books and become an auto mechanic…
Um…nope, writing still wins.
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Doggonedmysteries Crock Pot Rueben Casserole
Posted by doggonedmysteries
- 1 can (16 ounces) sauerkraut, undrained
- 1 can (12 ounces) corned beef, sliced, or use deli or home-cooked sliced corned beef (I like to use left over home-cooked corned beef)
- 2 cups Swiss cheese, shredded
- 3/4 cup to a cup of Thousand Island dressing
- 1 8oz package of noodles, cooked
- 2 tablespoons melted butter
- 1/2 cup soft rye bread crumbs, or pumpernickel
Preparation:
Place sauerkraut in the bottom of slow cooker. Cover with a layer of beef, then noodles, then cheese. Spread Thousand Island dressing over cheese. Cook on high 4 to 6 hours. Sauté bread crumbs in butter and sprinkle on casserole before serving.
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Snow then rain then snow then warmer then fog
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I do wish Mother Nature would make up her mind. After all the weird changes in the weather the last couple of days, we’re supposed to get high winds and a drastic drop in the temperature tomorrow along with some sort of precipitation. Of course, and why not? That’s all we were missing was high winds and more cold.
Patty doesn’t like cold, wet, or windy. Gavin doesn’t like windy and cold. I think tomorrow’s weather will cover all the bases. At least that means the dogs won’t dawdle when they go out.
Neither Dear Hubby nor I like cold weather, but at least he feels better in it than he does in the heat. I guess you could call that a small comfort.
The neighborhood angel shoveled our walk the other day. It’s nice to have some return on the many years we shoveled all the neighbor’s walks. DH worked a lot of middles and nights so we got the jump on the neighborhood and cleared the walks before anyone was up.
95 hits on the blog yesterday! That dinner out is looking good. Thank you for stopping by.
Posted in Misc, My blog, Writer, Writing
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The stats are climbing—is it dinner yet?
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’m delighted to say that there were 108 hits yesterday. Only 1259 hits to go! Dear Hubby is truly sweating it.
Just so you all know, Dear Hubby happily made the bet with me, not only because I’m a cheap date. But because he thinks it’d be great if my blog gets 50,000 hits before the end of the year. This is a fun bet. A win-win sort of bet. I know he’ll be popping buttons off his shirt if this gets the hits. He always says he’s proud of me. (Even when I’ve out shot him at the range.) He’s a very secure man.
He’s supportive of my writing and is always ready to lend some expert advice when I need it. He always has my back and I have his.
A big thank you to all of you who have stopped in to boost my stats. Don’t forget to keep stopping by so I can make my goal!
On another note, R is going in for knee surgery today and here’s hoping all goes well. We are worried for him due to an underlying problem with his heart.
Posted in Food, Misc, Writer, Writing
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Another crazy Christmas display I wish I’d thought of putting up
Posted by doggonedmysteries
You know darned well this display stopped traffic and caused a few problems. Bet there were a few disgruntled neighbors too.
{Sigh} Why don’t I get these brilliant ideas?
On another note I added 91 hits yesterday…mwahahaha the dinner out is getting closer! Thanks to Linda of Crone and Bear it for sending her blog buddies over. My dear, I do believe you have more than 8 readers. Thanks to all of you who are clicking on this site to help me win the bet with DH!
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Hoping to end the year with 50,000 hits
Posted by doggonedmysteries
With only a few weeks left to this year, I’m afraid I won’t reach my 50,000 hits goal. (More would be even better.) Well, so far it looks as though I won’t make it, at least, not without your help. Hurry dear readers; tell your family, friends, and blog buddies to pop in for a peek. Bribe them, sweet-talk them, and lie to them if you must. I have a bet with Dear Hubby, there’s a dinner out riding on this. Help me please—we don’t get out much.
How can I induce you? Cuter dog pictures? More talks with the editor on my shoulder? More serious discussions on writing? Arguments with my muse? More dog stories? Life with Dear Hubby and his MS stories? Stories of me the super klutz and life with two BTs? Have you any suggestions?
There are only two things I refuse to comment on—religion and politics. I’ll leave that to other people since I created this blog for fun and I consider both subjects private.
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December thunderstorm
Posted by doggonedmysteries
First, I hate thunderstorms. Second, a December thunderstorm is a rare occurrence here. So not having watched the news tonight, I wasn’t prepared.
I’d taken one step out of the bedroom when there were two very loud BOOMS. You know those cartoons, where the cat is frightened, and the next thing you see is it hanging from the ceiling by its claws? Yep, if I were a cat, that would’ve been me.
I know I wasn’t the only who was startled too. The two little dogs next door were raising hell. What about my two, you ask. They were snoring. However, let someone walk by rattling keys or making some other trivial noise, and the pups will raise the roof.
Then there’s the rain. It has been pouring for hours. If this were snow, I’d be shoveling forever. I’m glad it’s rain.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, My blog
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