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Accentuate the positive…
Posted by doggonedmysteries
We didn’t hit the lottery this week. One hundred and seventy four million would have been nice. However, the sudden change to an entirely new tax bracket would’ve been mind blowing. (Imagine how popular one becomes when one wins a pot like that.) The phone rings off the hook, friends and relatives you never knew you had, crawl out of the woodwork, or out from under rocks. Makes me glad we didn’t win.
The weather is getting warmer and although we may have one or two more snowstorms sneak in here, spring is just around the corner. Yes, spring! The yard may be all mud but that means the fertilizer will sink in faster and the grass will be greener this summer.
Money is tighter so we’ll be home more. Less driving equals less pollution, this is good. We’ll shop at the farmer’s market more often because it’s closer than the supermarket, which means we’ll keep the local farmers in business.
The price of our electric is going up so that means we’ll turn on fewer lights, evenings will be more romantic by candlelight. This could be very good.
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Who is the ghost who did my writing?
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’m not talking about hiring a ghost writer. I’m talking about reading your manuscript and wondering where in the world did that (paragraph, page, chapter…whatever) come from?
You’ve rolled along on your writing for days, and then you hit a bump that made you stop. You decide to go back and read over what you’ve written. Strange sentences jump out at you. It seems that someone else took over your keyboard and did the typing for you. Your characters are clumsy, their dialogue is stilted, the scenery has lost its luster, and everything that you thought was brilliant looks dull.
Do you stop and fix it? Sometimes if it’s bad enough, you might. Otherwise, it might be better to mark the spots where things took a downhill plunge to fix up later, and push on.
What do I do? I hit the ‘text highlight color’ and highlight everything that is weak. This way I can go back later and easily spot the areas I need to fix. When do I fix them? I fix them on those days where I am having trouble moving forward in the book. I find that if I go back and do my corrections I can often find the insight in my characters or their motivations that I need to continue.
Posted in My blog, My books, Writer, Writing
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Out of my mind, back in five minutes
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Do you ever have those days where you’d like to hang a sign on your door telling people to go away? I do. Not because I’m mad at people, but because I need to keep my butt installed in my chair and write. I’ve tried the ‘writer at work, do not disturb sign’ and most people think it means everyone else but them.
Worse than neighbors and friends is Dear Hubby. I could hang the damned sign around my neck, add blinking lights, large arrows pointing to it, put obvious (neon orange) earplugs in my ears, and he will still insist on disturbing me. It is difficult enough to sit down and write when I have two dogs bugging me every five minutes to go out, but they’re dogs and they live in the now. What part is it about ‘I’m working’ that the man can’t understand?
Dinner is in the oven, the dogs have been out several times, DH is up for a nap, I’m on a roll…, and, and, and the phone is ringing. Dang, time to hang up the sign.
Out of my mind!
Back in five minutes…
Posted in My blog, Writer, Writing
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Using your dog’s behaviors in training
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’ve said before that Gavin was a real handful when we got him at the age of eight weeks. I wasn’t kidding in the least. Mr. Dominate was a nipper, jumper, and hated the word no. He was not a dog for the faint of heart. But then, no Bull Terrier is.
He would jump at me and nip my clothes leaving me with quite the holey wardrobe. I finally hit on a way to funnel his love for jumping into a trick he’d enjoy and would save me buying all new clothing. I bought a Hula-hoop and began to teach him to jump through it when I said ‘hoop’ and would reward him with a treat. He learned it quickly and loved the attention his new trick brought to him. He enjoyed it so much he forgot about nipping.
We’d invite Cleo the standard poodle who lives across the street over to our yard for play dates. We didn’t have a second dog at the time. He taught her how to jump hoops. I had to buy a second Hula-hoop so they didn’t clang into each other trying to jump through the same hoop at the same time. It looked like a circus act.
After Patty arrived, he showed her the ropes and now she does good hoop jumps. Maybe we should take the act on the road…
Posted in Dog related, My blog, Writer, Writing
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Update on MIL
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Since it was Sunday, my mother-in-law had a break from her rigorous schedule of physical therapy today. Dear Hubby made a special stop at a local restaurant known for its home made ice cream and picked up some for her, raspberry his favorite of their flavors. This woman has a passion for ice cream no matter what time of year so I’m sure the gesture pleased her. Mom was in good spirits but didn’t have much of an appetite so she insisted DH share her treat.
I can’t eat ice cream in the winter time. I find the only time I’m hungry for it is when the mercury climbs above eighty degrees. It certainly wasn’t near that today. Now it’s snowing—DANG IT!
Hope you all had a very good day.
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Spring fever
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I do wish that spring would stop teasing us and stay for more than a day or two. It was almost balmy here for a day and now there’s snow predicted for the next two. It’s just wrong.
My daffodils, crocus, and hyacinths are beginning to poke their little green heads up through the mulch. It makes me oh so ready for the weather to warm, the flowers bloom, to open the windows and let the fresh air in. I yearn for my magnolia tree to bloom and for the scent to drift into the house.
I look forward to days warm enough for me to clean up the yard and gardens and to nights where I can sit by the pond and relax in the moonlight. I want to listen to the waterfall and fountains, the bullfrogs and crickets, the horn of a passing train in the distance.
I’m tired of hearing the furnace running, the radiator pipes cracking and popping, breathing stale air, and feeling shut in. I’m sick of ice, snow, sleet, and cold.
Posted in My blog, my garden, Writer, Writing
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You can teach an old dog new tricks.
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Dear Hubby and I thought it would be fun to teach the pups to raise their paws in the air when we say, “stick ‘em up.” Patty caught on in no time. Gavin is still working on it. He hasn’t the balance that Patty has. Maybe it’s his bottom, could it be that his is more round than hers is? Gavin tries but we usually end up accepting a paw shake from him instead. He can’t seem to get both paws up at the same time for more than a fraction of a second. However, he’s the best darn paw giver out there. He’ll give a paw to anyone who has a cookie.
In contrast, Patty has decided that ‘stick ‘em up’ is more fun than giving a paw. She’ll throw her paws into the air with great enthusiasm sometimes stretching them up so far that she nearly tips over backwards. I say not bad for a five-year-old. When Patty first arrived as a rescue four years ago, we thought she might be a little slow on the uptake. We were wrong. Once she’d settled in here, she proved to be the smarter of the two dogs.
Mind you, Gavin is no half wit. He’s quite bright but he’s also ten times as stubborn as she is. He was the most dominate puppy I’ve ever dealt with in the twenty eight years I’ve had Bull Terriers. It took a full year for him to accept that Mom was top dog. Both dogs think of DH as another sibling.
Posted in Dog related, My blog
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My neighbors think I’m crazy—writing dialogue
Posted by doggonedmysteries
When the weather is warm, I can’t resist the impulse to be outside in the yard. I take my Alphasmart and settle into my favorite chair under the magnolia tree. I will merrily type away for hours and wave at a passing neighbor or two. Sounds good doesn’t it.
It works well, unless I’m in the process of writing dialogue when someone walks by. Then they see me talking to myself. At which point they are almost certainly thinking that I’m a crazy lady. What I’m doing is acting out the parts and yes, it looks and sounds crazy. However, it works for me. The last thing I want is for my characters to sound stilted and unnatural.
Dear Hubby prefers that I write dialogue outside in the nice weather. I do tend to drive him up a wall all winter long with my characters’ recitations. I tell him it’s just as bad for me when he talks to the TV while I’m writing so we’re even on that score.
Posted in My blog, My books, Writer, Writing
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Characters, where do they come from?
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Writers are often asked where their characters come from. I find that my characters come from many places. Some of them are fusions of people I know and others are complete inventions.
I have one character that frequently appears in my writing. She’s a combination of my maternal grandmother, a couple of aunts, a few neighbors, and the odd friend or two. She’s a real hoot. However, she will never be a main character. I don’t know why but she prefers to remain in the background. On several occasions, I’ve tried pushing her into the limelight only to have her beat a hasty retreat. She does make a great background character though so I’ve learned to let her do her own thing. I’ll leave you with that much, and when my books come out, you can guess which character she is.
I base my dog characters on Bull Terriers I have owned or known and that list is long. I usually pluck my bad guys from the air and my imagination. One or two began from seeing someone who fit my mental description and then imagining the worst case scenario.
Posted in My blog, Writer, Writing
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Stitch free and happy not to have to go back there
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Gavin jumped into the car as eager to go for a ride as always. When we arrived at the vet’s office, we could see the ‘oh no’ expression on his face. Dear Hubby waited in the car with Gavin while I went inside to let them know we were there. It wasn’t long before they told me to bring him inside they were ready for him.
To say that Gavin is embarrassing in the vet’s office is an understatement. In the waiting room, there were two dogs, a Westie, a Chocolate Lab, and an invisible cat in a carrier. Now one would think a sixty plus pound Bull Terrier would walk in anywhere with an air of confidence. Not Gavin, he paused to lift his leg on the bottom step of the porch, trotted up the stairs, walked through two doors, and then all confidence ceased.
Down went his head, his tail tucked under him, his front paws splayed, and he stopped dead in his tracks.
“C’mon Gavin. Cookie.” I dragged him forward a few inches.
Westie woman said, “Aw isn’t he cute.”
Gavin flattened to the floor like month old road kill.
“C’mon Gavin they’re waiting for you,” DH said.
Gavin scrunched his eyes closed. {If I can’t see you, you can’t see me.}
The Chocolate Lab man started to chuckle.
I waved a cookie under Gavin’s nose. “Let’s go.”
He opened one eye.
“Gavin, you’re making a scene. Get up. You’re not going in front of a firing squad. They’re only going to take out your stitches.”
The lady with the invisible cat looked away and stifled a giggle.
In his best Shakespearean tragedy performance, Gavin stood and skulked to the exam room. Once there he cringed in a corner, waiting for heaven knows what.
It took the technician only a few minutes to remove the stitches from Gavin’s ear. When it was over, he gave her his paw several times for several cookies. DH opened the door to the exam room and Gavin couldn’t get out of the room or building fast enough.
I went back inside to pick up heartworm medication for the pups, and as I was leaving, I told the gals in reception, “Bye. Hope we won’t be seeing you too soon.” With Bull Terriers, you never know.
Posted in Dog related, My blog
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
E-collars, BTs, and feedback
Posted by doggonedmysteries
One of the two E-collars I’d ordered arrived today. Glad we don’t need them now but I’ll stash them away for any future ‘just in cases’. With Bull Terriers you never know and these cost me half of what the vet’s office charged.
The feedback I’ve been getting on the blog’s new look has been great. So far, everyone likes the change.
Is it me or is everyone feeling as though this has been a VERY, VERY long winter? It was so blustery cold today that Gavin and Patty weren’t eager to go out unless they absolutely had to go. I’m ready for the warm weather to get here and stay for more than a day or two.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, My blog
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Back into the swing of things
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Dear Hubby’s mother is showing marked improvement each day, much to his joy and relief. She’s a fiesty old gal. We have no idea how long Mom’s recovery will take, but she’s already getting antsy to get out of there, so I’m betting on her. She’s determined and working hard in PT.
I’ve managed to do some writing the last couple of days now that we are settling into a routine. Housekeeping chores are getting done too, they suffered during the uproar. This also means I’ll soon be back into full swing on the blog .
The pups are getting used to the ‘new’ schedule and don’t seem to mind the changes. They’ve begun to listen for DH’s truck to pull into the drive in the afternoon, and they let me know he’s home.
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