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The pups are after the compost bin again

 

     I have a compost bin.  We do the coffee grounds, tea bags, any kitchen waste that’s not meat—all of it goes in the compost heap.  There’s one teensy problem though.  We put banana peels in there because they are great for the garden.  The problem is with the banana peels I have to keep the bin blocked off so the dogs can’t get near it. 

     You see my dogs adore bananas.  You could say they are bananas for bananas.  We can’t open a peel without having the two dogs plaster themselves to our side until they each get some.  Therefore, they would scavenge the peels from the compost pile if they could.

     Last year Gavin tried his darnedest to climb into the bin because he smelled his favorite treat in there.  In an instant he was stuck.  I then had to climb over obstacles to pry him out of there.  I need a better way to block the bin.

     Yesterday Patty attempted a raid on the bin.  With her long legs, she might have made it.  It’s a good thing she was on the retractable leash at the time.

A message from beyond?

 

     Once when my sister visited me she brought some Texas bluebonnet seeds.  We planted them near the pond, our favorite place to sit and shoot the breeze, when she was here.  The seeds didn’t grow and I forgot about them. 

     A few weeks after she died, I noticed a familiar plant growing.  There, where we’d planted the seeds a few years before was a Texas bluebonnet.  I watched it grow and when it bloomed, I smiled remembering a time that we’d played in a field of them.  We acted like children and for a little while delayed our trip to the hospital in Ft. Sam.

     Every year since then one has grown in the same spot.  I’ve planted seeds from it in other places but they don’t come up.  The only one that grows is where we planted the seeds together.  I think of it as her way of letting me know she’s around. 

     Today the first sprout broke ground.  I smiled.

Gardening as a blood sport

 

     I swear not one day out in the garden goes by where I don’t end up bleeding from something.  Today I slashed the inside of my left arm (in the tender skin) with my little pruners.  Queen Klutz strikes again.  Last week I cut my fingers to ribbons pulling weeds with my old holey leather gloves on.  I need new gloves.  However, gloves wouldn’t have helped when I tried to amputate my arm today.

     I’m still trying to figure out how I did that one.  All I was doing was trying to cut down all the daffodil plants before the coming rain flattened them.  They’d reached the stage where they’d flop over with the slightest provocation.  I was blithely hacking away at them, tossing the trimmings into the wheelbarrow, when it happened.  I stared at the laceration and wondered how I managed to do it.  No clue.

     On several occasions, I’ve managed to trip over a rake or shovel resulting in foot gashes or skinned knees but I’ve never slashed my arm before.  DH had no sympathy for me, no; instead, he was hard pressed to keep from laughing.  Is it any wonder that he won’t let me drive the mower?

Short work on the pond

 

     I went to backwash the pond filter today.  I turned it off, set the filter to backwash, turned it on and nothing happened.  I mean nothing, zilch, zip, nada.  Crap.  I fiddled with the plug, turned the switch off and on, still nothing.  Double crap.

     I went inside to the basement and checked the circuit breakers.  They were fine.  Triple crap.  Now, I had to drag DH outside.  He’d just gone up for a nap.  DH wasn’t happy.  He fiddled with the plug, had me turn the switch on and off, and then was going to send me to check the breakers.  I told him I’d done that already.

     He knows electrical work but for him to do it, it isn’t easy.  He checked the wire going to the plug and found a short he fixed that.  However, we had to run an extension cord because there is also a short between the outlet by the waterfall and the switch on the side of the shed.

     I love our pond but I have a feeling that if anything happens to the Koi again we will fill it in and turn it into garden.

Bullfrog flattened!

 

     No, it wasn’t Goliath.  No, it wasn’t Bad Froggy either.  It was one of the other three.  How do I know?  Goliath sat on the bench rock begging for worms after I found the dead frog in the alley.  Bad Froggy is our only singer and I heard him later too. 

     The hadn’t-as-yet-been-named bullfrog was probably heading to the cemetery to hunt.  After all, it was raining and the nightcrawlers were plentiful.  I’d gone out there to pick up a few to feed the fish and Goliath.

     I found his almost Goliath sized body in the alley near the cemetery fence.  It was frogicide.  It wasn’t an accidental killing.  From the position of the body, you could tell that the only way someone would’ve hit him was if they’d aimed their car for it.  A hit and run driver took him out.  The poor frog never did anyone any harm.  All he wanted was to fill his belly with worms on a rainy night.

Summer siestas here we come

 

     I am so pleased with Overstock.com.  This was the first time I’ve ordered anything from them.  I ordered a new rope hammock from them on the 10th and it arrived on the 14th.  Wow, that was fast since I only got the E-mail saying they shipped it the night of the 13th.

     For several years I’ve had this lovely, heavy-duty stand sitting in pieces because I hadn’t replaced my old hammock that, due to circumstances beyond my control, got wrecked by a couple of visitors.

     I sure did miss that hammock.  There’s nothing like relaxing in one on a hot summer’s evening or snoozing in the shade of the magnolia in the afternoon after working in the yard.  A hammock beats the heck out of any lawn chair by far.

     This one is wide enough that DH and I can easily snuggle on it and watch the stars.  I can’t wait for the summer meteor showers now.  They call it ‘The Presidential’ size.  It’s so wide that if I’m in the center and stretch out my arms I don’t touch either side.

     My only problem will be trying to figure out where to store it when it’s not hanging on the stand.

A weakness for plants

 

     Saturday I received one of my favorite spring treats—the flyer from a local farm and greenhouse operation.  ‘They offer thousands of healthy bedding plants, annuals, and perennials.  Vegetables including over 75 tomato varieties and 68 pepper varieties and large selection of herbs and scented geraniums.  They have blueberry and raspberry bushes along with 52 hosta cultivars and 48 different hemerocallis.’  In other words, they are a gardener’s paradise. 

     G and I will pay a call there after the Pennwriters conference next month.  By then, we can safely plant tomatoes, peppers, watermelons, and the many other floras we’ll buy that day.  We will load the rear of her hubby’s SUV to overflowing. 

     Last year I spent more than she did.  We’ll see who gets off cheapest this year and I’m betting it won’t be me.  I have a weakness for plants, an addiction if you will and not unlike my addiction for books.

     I’ve perused their lists and marked what I want.  This year the gardens will have, vegetable plants intermixed with flowers.  The tomatoes I tried that way last year grew well.  I’d sure like a nice variety of vegetables this year.

Bullfrogs can draw blood.

 

     Yes, I do think that most of the people around here are convinced I’m crazy.  You should have seen the looks I got from a few cars that passed me tonight when I was picking up night crawlers in the alley.  Hey, I’m a gardener.  I also have fish and bullfrogs that love worms.  Who am I to pass by the hordes of huge night crawlers that were wandering out onto the street because we had rain?

     One person understood.  A woman about my age pulled her car up even with me and rolled down her window.  “For your gardens right?”

     “Well, yes.  And for the frogs and fish—free food you know.  Commercial Koi food costs plenty.”

     She pointed back down the street from the direction she’d come.  “I saw a bunch of huge ones back there.”

     “Thanks.”

     She waved and headed on her way.  I went looking for more night crawlers.

     Goliath the bullfrog was pleased with my midnight snack offerings.  Although, at one point, he thought my index finger was more food.  Ouch!  I actually bled.  Ungrateful sod.

     The Koi were happy too.  I only gave them a few worms and then the rest went into the garden.

The magnolia tree is lovely but…

 

     If you don’t want a lot of work, don’t put one in your yard.  I spent a few hours today raking up flower petals from the tree and it’s not finished yet.  I filled the wheelbarrow so many times I lost count.  There are still tons of blossoms on the tree…yikes.  I spent another half hour skimming petals off the pond.  Is all the work worth it?  Yes, I think it is.  Deadheading all the daffodils gave me another wheelbarrow load.

     I was pleasantly surprised to find that my knee suffered no ill effects from contact with Gavin’s hard head.  It’s my guess that all the icing I did to it yesterday made the difference.  I truly expected to wake up with it swollen to football size and then having to make a run to our doctor’s ER. 

     If I wake to another sunny day I’ll cut down the dried out zebra grass.  Then I bet I’ll rake more petals up from under the magnolia.  I wonder how many times I’ll empty the wheelbarrow into the compost bin this time. 

     The tulips are blooming.  The splashes of bright red and yellow around the pond and the tulip poplar are lovely.

Not duck as in dodge. I said Ducks.

 

     One must seek refuge in simple pleasures when the insanity gets too much.  I did that today.  I needed a stress reliever.  Those who know me know I went out into the gardens and worked.  There’s something soothing about digging in the soil and planting things.

     I spent several hours weeding and planting.  I took a break to feed the dogs and cook dinner for DH and me.  Then I went back outside.

     Speedy, one of our Koi had made a few spectacular jumps today celebrating the warmth.  Therefore, at first, I didn’t think much when I heard a loud splash behind me.  I turned to see if she’d jump again.  It wasn’t Speedy this time.

     My pair of mallards had returned.  The female set right to the business of munching algae.  The male played look out for her.  I went inside to tell DH and grab a slice of bread for them.  They looked lovely swimming around in the pond seizing pieces of bread that the Koi didn’t beat them to as it hit the water.

     They stayed two hours.  Then with a slight flapping of wings, they took off over the fence and were soon out of sight.  I hope they come back tomorrow.

Ark too Brutus?

 

     Gavin and Patty requested the use of a raft to go out today.  It might have worked except they have no thumbs and can’t hold paddles.  We’ve had so much rain that I heard the stock prices on gopher wood jumped through the roof.  I’ve seen pairs of animals strolling past all day.  Ba dum dum.

     The neighbor’s bulldogs Diamond and Brutus ordered snorkel gear although Brutus really wanted a boat.  Cleo, the standard poodle across the street, rented herself out as a squirrel canoe.  The two toy dogs next door stepped off their porch and almost drowned so Gavin lent them the raft.

     The Koi are touring the neighborhood and the bullfrogs are using in the magnolia tree as a diving board.  The daffodils want water wings.  Did I mention that we’ve had a lot of rain?

Unpredictable March nights

 

     My poor magnolia tree had some frost damage to its almost open buds.  I think some over the pond got hit the worst.  We might have some bloomage but nothing near what it would’ve been had the temperature stayed above freezing.  The last two years the tree escaped the frost so I guess it was about due to happen again.

     DH was surprised that it was cold enough to need a jacket when he went over to the hospital to see his mother in the morning.  I told him to be ready for a repeat of it today since as I write this at 2 a.m. the temperature has already dropped to 33 degrees.

     However, by Thursday it is supposed to be in the seventies again.  I’m glad because I do have some new flowers that need planting.  I also need to bring my black elephant ears up from the basement to get them acclimated and ready to plant too.  They will stay on the back porch until mid April.

     I just took the pups for their last out of the night and it is chilly.  I needed my jacket.