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Return of the klutz

 

     I fell the other day.  Stepping off the back porch steps, I hit that uneven bit of sidewalk again, the same place where I sprained both ankles last summer.  Down I went, this time my ankles were spared, but not my right butt cheek, my hand, and shoulder.  I landed on my butt, broke a vein in the palm of my hand (it’s quite a lovely shade of purple now), and I jounced my shoulder.

     I’m certain I was quite a sight for my neighbors as I landed splat on my backside.  I was taking Gavin out at the time.  Delighted to have me on his level, he raced over, began to lick my face, and tried to crawl into my lap.  I went into a fit of the giggles.  Gavin took that as a good sign and he scoured my face with more enthusiasm.  By then I was so weak from the giggles I couldn’t push him off me so we ended up rolling around on the grass. 

     The neighbors are probably convinced that I’m certifiable.

Gavin, Lee Lofland, Castle, and more

 

     Gavin’s face look less swollen today and he actually stole a Nylabone from Patty to chew on it for a bit.  She was very sweet and let him take it.  I think she’s as glad as we are that he’s feeling better.

     I adore Lee Lofland’s site, The Graveyard Shift.  Heck, I adore Lee.  I met him at a Pennwriters conference.  Last TV season Lee ran a critique of Castle every week—one of my favorite new shows.  He’s started doing a critique of it again this season.  I enjoy his insights and those of the others who comment there.  Having a retired cop in the house, I see (or have them pointed out to me) most of the blips in the crime shows.

     I’ve begun the fall cleaning cycle in my house.  I tackled my desk yesterday and cleared it of an over abundance of crap paper work, magazines, and reference books that I put back in their proper places in the bookcase.  I then dusted and cleaned the entire desk.  Wow, I can see under my monitor now and the glass desk top gleams.  Tomorrow I’ll work on the rest of the living room.

Fun at the vet or Chicken Dog has a bad day

 

     Another sleep deprived day.  Dear Hubby woke me early to say that Gavin’s face was still swollen but not quite as much as last night.  I had him call the vet while I showered and dressed.  We had the choice of going in around 11 a.m. to see a vet who hasn’t seen our dogs nor does he know us, or wait until 2:45 to see our favorite vet.  We chose the 2:45 appointment.  Gavin doesn’t care who it is he sees he doesn’t want to be there anyway.

     Gavin loves to ride in the car, but he hates going to the vet’s office.  I thank my lucky stars that he doesn’t have to go often.  When we arrive, he’ll hop out of the car, mark the porch steps, walk inside, sit on the scale long enough to give a paw and have his weight checked, and all is hunky dory until I begin to walk him to an exam room.  He puts on the brakes and drops to the floor.  You can offer him all the cookies in the world and he won’t get to his feet and walk.

     If you’ve ever wondered why a vet’s office has slippery floors, it’s for chicken dogs.  They slide along rather nicely.  Of course, one looks like a cruel person while one drags a flattened, floor hugging, 65 pound dog across the waiting room.  The only time he’ll get to his feet is when you cross the threshold of the exam room and he decides it’s time to leave.  DH has learned to close the door fast.  (Now you know why I drag DH along.) 

     While we wait for the vet to come in, Gavin tries to hide under the chair DH is sitting on.  Heck, he even tried to crawl under my purse.  When the vet came in, I was sitting on the floor with 65 pounds of shaking, shedding, white dog on my lap.  He shed enough fur to knit another dog in the few minutes we waited.  I’ve never had a vet phobic dog before so bear with me.  Gavin won’t look our vet in the face even when bribed with the tastiest of treats. 

     The vet wanted to look in Gavin’s mouth—well, let’s say he wanted to, tried to, but then broke down into the giggles and asked if we had a jack.  I suggested a crow bar.  Gavin was NOT going to open his mouth.  The scenario is that we all hope it’s a bee sting or something to that effect.  However, in case it is an infection the vet decided he had to do something.

     One antibiotic shot and a couple of prescriptions later we were out off there.  Gavin hauled ass to get out of the building, and pile into the car.  I’m to call them every day to let them know how Chicken Dog is and if the swelling doesn’t go down and Gavin isn’t back to his old self in a few days we’ll go back.  They will sedate him to take a good look in his mouth.  {Sigh}  Since the day he arrived, this dog has never been ‘easy.’

Weekend wrap

 

     I added two new pictures to the Bull Pen the other night.  They are of Madison a little Bull Terrier gal who walks her human past our house.  She’s not a mini bull she’s a very small standard, cute as a button and a real sweetie.  When she sees me out in the yard, she drags her human to the gate so she can have some water and cookies.  I always have some for her.  Today she met the little Papillion, Spot who lives next door to me.

     I ordered my Halloween costume.  It will be a change from the old one and might come in handy if they do another costume party at the writer’s conference.

     The night time temperatures have dropped from the mid sixties to the mid fifties and below.  We’ve been in the seventies during the day.  The pups do enjoy the cooler temperatures.  Both of them are becoming quite spunky.

     The rewrite on Doggoned Dead is going slow but I think the book is stronger and has a better flow.  I can’t believe how killing off a lackluster character causes so many small changes.

Scurvy dogs and bilge rats

 

     ARRR  it’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day.  I hopes that ye’ve had fun today.  Swash me buckle but I sure will.  I’m out of the galley and on deck ready for some silliness. 

     “Ahoy, you scurvy dogs what say we go clear the decks of bilge rats?”  I asked when I took the dogs for their 2 a.m. last out.  The dogs had no idea what I meant they were just glad I was walking them out to the poop deck.  I can imagine what Dear Hubby will say when I greet him today with a few arrrs and shiver me timbers.

     Have fun me hearties!

43 days to Halloween

 

     I’ve already started to haul a few props down from the attic.  I bought a big rubber owl today.  I needed something to replace my old screeching ravens that fell apart last year.  Dear Hubby and I are going to drive each other silly with the owl.  We keep moving it around on each other.  You never know where the he is going be next.

     I’m still on the hunt for a new costume.  The one I want I tried to order for two frustrating hours online but for some reason it wouldn’t go into my shopping cart.  I’m calling them when I get up and I’ll order it over the phone.  After way too many years of wearing and revamping my old costume, I think I’m due for a change.  I love to dress up to hand out the candy.  Heck, the kids around here expect it now.

     You know you’ve lived in the same old house for too long when people come up to you saying that they love your house, they remember Trick-or-Treating here as kids and now they are bringing their grandkids to you door.  EEKS!

Chocolate is brain food

 

     Okay, that may not necessarily be true, but it works for me.  I inherited the chocolate loving gene from my grandmother.  I don’t eat so much of it as to gain weight I eat only a little each day.  I can claim chocolate as part of the vegetable food group, can’t I?  It comes from a bean….  Vegetable.  It relaxes me, it helps me think, and I love it.

    ( Hey, Jennie, tonight I finished that dark chocolate bar you sent.  It was yummy!)

     Hmm.  Therefore, if I follow that same form of logic as is found in the first paragraph, it means that coffee is vegetable juice.  Oh, goody.  I’ll tell that one to Dear Hubby’s doctor, it will crack him up for sure. 

     I drink gallons of coffee.  Ask Dave he’ll tell you how I carry coffee with me at all times.  When I visit the Aunts, I phone them from down the road a piece from the house and ask them if they have the coffee on.  They always do.

My fantasy vacations. What are yours?

 

     My dream vacation would be a trip to Ireland, England, and Wales.  Dear Hubby can’t travel, there’s no way with his MS that he’d be able to sit through such a long plane flight.  Therefore, it’s a fantasy but sometimes dreams can come true.

     Another fantasy I have is going to the writers’ conference in Maui.  I drool over the conference information each year.  The only way I’d ever make it there is as a guest speaker with all expenses paid—yeah, like that’s going to happen.  Dream on!

     At one time, I fantasized about a trip to Japan but the older I get the more I dislike crowds and it is definitely crowded there.

     The best I can hope for is a fishing trip to a nearby river or lake.  I can live with that.  I’d enjoy the serenity of sitting on a river bank or a lake dock with a fishing pole and a notebook.  In fact, most summers I do just that.  However, these last two summers I somehow haven’t found the time to go.  When spring rolls around again the first thing I’m going to do is get a fishing license.

A little of this and that

 

     I received a lovely surprise in my mailbox today.  The prize package from Jennie arrived.  She’s such a dear.  She didn’t have to send the package all the way here from Cardiff, Wales.  She could’ve fibbed and sent it to someone closer.  I’m glad she did send it to me though because it’s a delightful little treasure trove. 

     The news that one of my favorite actors has died threw me for a loop.  I’ve always adored Patrick Swayze and kept hoping he’d beat that nasty pancreatic cancer. 

     We’ve had two sunny days in a row now—Hooray for the sun!  I managed to backwash the pond filters, pick five tomatoes and a dozen or so grape tomatoes.  There’s still more out there that aren’t ready yet.  The first hint of a frost around here and I’ll scrabble to pick all the green tomatoes—we do love fried green tomatoes.

     After I finished the yard work, I went straight to my computer and spent several hours reading and critiquing one of Dave’s books.  He’s truly an excellent writer.  In fact, I think I used ‘excellent’ more than once in my comments on his manuscript.  I’m telling you people, when his books are published, you have to read them.

Ahoy me mateys!

 

     Put on yer eye patches and polish up old Polly, Saturday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!  ARRR!  Elena reminded me of it so now I have the date circled on my calendar. 

     Last year I drove Dear Hubby bonkers talking like a pirate and I didn’t tell him he had Elena to blame, nor will I tell him she reminded me again this year.  From the time I woke up until I went to bed it was shiver me timbers, arrr, and ahoy maties.  I’m sure I Arrred and yelled, “Hoist that mainsail” too many times.  That could be why he went to bed early… 

     If you want to drive your loved ones or work mates crazy for a day, talking like a pirate works wonders.  I even talked that way at the grocery store.  You should have seen the looks it got me.  It was silly, it was fun, and I had many giggles all day.  It certainly was a lift to the spirits.  So go out and have fun Saturday and don’t forget to ARRR and shiver me timbers a few times.

     (Oh, boy I can picture you all now…Man the bilge pumps, the sh*t’s  gonna to get deep.)

Whatever happened to service with a smile?

 

     Linda from over on Crone and Bear it  got me thinking about this tonight.  It seems to me that the term service with a smile has gone away.  Today rude, snide, snot nosed brats (even 70 year olds can be brats) are the norm wherever you go.  When I worked where I had to answer a phone our instructions were to answer with a smile.  When one answers a phone with a smile pasted on his/her face, it does make one feel and sound more pleasant to the caller.

     “The customer is always right.”  You’ve all heard this one.  That too has fallen by the wayside.  It’s a darned shame that so many people, so often have to ask for the manager because whomever they are dealing with has forgotten this rule. 

    Something a dear friend of great age taught me long ago was that you’ll get a lot farther in this world with a smile and a kind word than you ever will by being nasty.  Of course, that old gal could tell you to go to hell in such a way that you’d actually look forward to the trip—it’s called diplomacy.

I guess two posts in one day don’t count…

 

It seems that my readers were worried since I didn’t post at my normal weird hour.  My excuse?  After writing for hours, I was caught up in reading, doing minor rewrites on my mystery and by the time I put it down it was an even weirder hour than normal for me.

I thought about posting, but then I figured that after posting twice yesterday I ‘d already fulfilled my quota. 

Yes, the one was only a photo memorial to 9/11.  I felt there wasn’t much more one could say about it that hasn’t already been said and the pictures were a better reminder.   As a writer I should know better.

I promise, at my normal weird hour tonight/tomorrow, I will post again.  I wasn’t slacking off–truly I wasn’t.