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Yes, I do have quite the Tee shirt collection

New Tee arrived today.

don't piss off a writer

What gives?

Is it a small penis compensation thing?

What is this fascination with a stereo in a car so loud that it rattles the houses?

Huge speakers in the trunk and equipment spilling over on the back seats that makes the car utterly useless for anything but transporting a single person. (And the man has a growing family.)

Do these people know that dragging a child around in said loud vehicles is akin to child abuse? Do they care? Doesn’t look like it. Poor little girl will be deaf before she’s three.

Today’s Tee shirt

tomatoes

No drone …the sound of silence

The heat wave broke yesterday and tonight the AC is off. We have the whole house fan on pulling in the lovely, cool, fresh air from outside. Yay! The constant drone of three AC units silenced for the time being. My ears are happy.

Today’s Tee shirt

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Thunder, lightning, and a gully washer

No, Momma that’s okay. I don’t want to go out.

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Hot day

Such a hot day that both dogs had no desire to go outside unless they absolutely had to. Potty breaks were quick. They dashed back inside to the AC.

Hot enough that I told the Curmudgeon to stay inside.

So hot that I watered my plants in the morning before the sun hit them instead of early evening after it had gone behind the house.

At least we are cooling off now.

Today’s Tee shirt

Much needed

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Beach, beach, beach….

Today I bought a beach chair.

Why?

I liked it. I’ve not seen one I liked more.

And…I will be on a beach in the near future come hell or high water.

I truly believe that I will one day own a beach home and will live there until the end of my days.

noon on the beach

Scam number fun

If anyone wants to call an IRS scam line… “We (the IRS) are suing you. You must call this number.”

Here you go!

1-267-517-1546

Have fun!

New number for today since they so kindly woke me up…1-386-748-2861.

Please, if you call them and harass them, let me know, I want to enjoy it.

amuse me

I won’t grow up

Nope. Not me. Never gonna grow up.

My newest toy arrived today to add to my collection.

Yes, I have a bunch of silly toys.

I won a lovely little Target dog squirt gun in an auction to benefit a friend and fellow bull terrier owner.

I’ve already squirted one neighbor with it. LOL! It works well.

my new squirt gun

One red neck retirement away from bliss

Between Lucy freaking out over all the fireworks, the asshole neighbor with his friends doing their best to torment The Curmudgeon all day, and The Curmudgeon griping to me about it…I have had it.

If I had the income to make it alone, I’d be out of here in a heart beat.

Oh hell, one nice lottery win would do it. Yes, that’s it, the old red neck retirement system.

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Stop the craziness she wants to get off

So yesterday found Lucy hiding in her crate most of the night. I’m sure today she’ll be in a worse state.

I left the door open and dropped the towel in front of it and she was okay with that.

Let’s play ‘spot the bully’

HPIM5102Nope, you can’t really see her from here she’s ALL the way in back.

Today’s Tee shirt

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The Curmudgeon’s Tee shirt

Jay's shirt

I want to find a quiet place

So there’s the rude neighbor giving The Curmudgeon fits because his music is so loud we can’t have the house open on such a nice cool day.

Later the music was still extremely loud, The Curmudgeon was trying to sleep, and he called the police on them.

Yes, he goes to bed early but he has to because he’s exhausted.

Battling secondary progressive Multiple Sclerosis 24/7 is a tiring job he never asked to have. There were no interviews, no applications. Nope. The job was thrust upon him.

Then there are all the idiots who are setting of fireworks and making Lucy a wreck. Gee, thanks you knuckle dragging imbeciles.

HPIM4962I is going to hide in my crate forever.

Tee shirt for July 1st

love him or shoot him