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Welcome to robin central
Posted by doggonedmysteries
As the robins prepare for their migration south, my yard has become robin central. Every day there are literally hundreds of robins in our three trees, on the ground, in the birdbath, and at the pond all vying for their turn to drink and bathe.
The other day I somehow managed to stretch the netting over the pond on my own. The idea was to keep more leaves from getting into the pond. Mother Nature had other ideas.
Fifteen minutes after I had the netting in place, a robin flapped around on the pond trapped under the netting. I freed it by showing him an opening and with some coaxing. He wasn’t thrilled with me. I had visions of things to come.
When I crawled out of bed today, DH told me, “I had to set five robins free this morning.”
It took a minute or two for that to register in my coffee deprived brain. “From where?”
“The pond, they were under the netting. I lifted the edges in a few places so they can get out on their own next time.”
“Oh, crap. I thought I had enough openings for the idiot birds. If we still had bullfrogs the birds wouldn’t swarm all over the pond.”
Oh, yeah we’re getting more tadpoles in the spring.
Posted in my garden
Tags: Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Gardening, Gardens, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pond, Ponds, Water garden
The phone number hop
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I find it strange how some people change their phone numbers as often as they change their under drawers because I’ve had the same phone number for thirty-seven years.
I’ve asked a few people about this trend. Some tell me they do it to stay one jump ahead of their creditors. Others tell me they do it because they want to avoid people to which they’ve given their number. I say why not pay the bills and not give your number to creepy people.
I know several people who have changed their numbers so often that even family members can’t find them. How dumb is that?
I couldn’t imagine changing the home phone number and yes, it is still a landline. I have enough problems trying to remember DH’s cell phone number and mine. I still don’t have the numbers memorized. I have to carry them around in my little address book.
Is this CRS or do I have so much on my mind, there’s no room for extras? I tend to think the latter. You try writing five books at once. Post Its™ are my best friends.
Posted in Misc, Writer, Writing
Tags: Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Writer, Writing
There’s a rubber room out there with my name on it
Posted by doggonedmysteries
DH’s mother is back in the hospital. This is not good for him. His stress level is through the roof. I try to make certain that things at home run smoothly and do my best not to ask him for anything right now.
It isn’t easy since the pond is filling with leaves, even though I skim it every day. I can’t put the netting to keep the leaves out on it alone. Heck, there are so many leaves in the yard, it’ll take me at least a month to rake them all and there are still tons on our trees. The kitchen lights need replacing—I hate climbing ladders.
There’s been another death in the family. We won’t go there.
My car’s inspection cost us a small fortune on Friday. Patty is acting out of character and I’m wondering if we’re in for another vet run.
“Hello, is this the Peaceful Valley Funny Farm? I was wondering if I could make a reservation.”
“What sort of accommodations were you looking for?”
“Do you have any spare rubber rooms?”
Posted in Misc, MS related
Tags: Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Writer, Writing
Zombie failure to launch
Posted by doggonedmysteries
This is the Zombie that was in the barrel. This is the Zombie that after working very well before the Trick or Treaters came, suddenly failed to launch. Did you ever try to fix a prop while wearing a long wig and gown? DH couldn’t stand long enough to do it. G’s husband B tried to fix it but soon gave up.
They don’t give you schematics to show you how to ‘repair’ him. They don’t tell you if there are any fuses or where they are. ARRRGH!
I’m hoping with some help from a few Halloween enthusiasts we’ll have him popping out of the barrel for next year. So there he is, on the kitchen table, waiting for a little bit of mechanical genious magic to get him working again.
Posted in Holidays
Tags: Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Halloween, Holiday, Home, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Writer, Writing, Zombie
Thank you for your patience
Posted by doggonedmysteries
We had HORDES of kids come Trick or Treating. They arrived promptly at six and continued to inundate us until after eight. I had no time to grab the camera and get pictures this year.
However, I did get some pictures of the decorations during a lull. Unfortunately, I didn’t get a good one of the Zombie in the barrel. The best laid plans and all that.
After the Trick or Treating finished, Little D’s birthday cake was a great hit and she had a good time. Her mother enjoyed the unusual welcome into the neighborhood.
Posted in Holidays
Tags: Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Food, Halloween, Holidays, Home, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Trick-or-treating, Writer, Writing
A teensy break for Halloween
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Thursday I will be cooking for the après Trick or Treat/Little D’s birthday party and carving pumpkins with G. Yes, there will be wine. Afterwards I intend to relax.
Friday is Trick or Treat night. G and I will spend the afternoon decorating the porch. From six to eight a horde of costumed kids will arrive for the handing out of the treats. After eight, we party until (?) or DH has had enough of us, whichever comes first.
There will be no posts for those days. Since I usually post in the wee hours there might not be one for Saturday.
I will most definitely be here on Sunday. Come back then to see the decoration and party pictures!
Posted in Holidays
Tags: Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Costume, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Halloween, Holidays, Home, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pumpkin, Trick or Treat, Writer, Writing
Halloween facts and some updates
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Early Jack o lanterns were carved out of turnips. I can’t imagine trying to do one of today’s ornate carvings on one of them instead of a pumpkin. However, I sure there were some crafty artisans who did carve some remarkable turnips. G and I have made a name for ourselves around here with ours but we can’t do them without a pattern.
Allentown, PA had the very first Halloween parade in the US back in 1915 (correction: the year was 1905) followed by Tom’s River, NJ in 1919. This year it will be held on November 2nd. Somewhere out in TV land there’s a picture of our old Malcolm on one of the Halloween floats. He always was a ham.
Although it is 2:30 a.m., it’s a balmy seventy degrees outside with a misty rain. Not bad for late October.
I called G this evening to check and see how she was. Her eye surgery went very well. She sounded quite chipper. She was also pleased to announce that she didn’t have a shiner this time.
I overheard her husband in the background saying, “If she keeps complaining about not having a shiner I’ll be glad to oblige.” Wiseass.
Tags: Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Halloween, Jack O'Lantern, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pumpkin, Turnip, Writer, Writing
We will soon be handing out candy
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Trick or Treat night is on Friday here. G and I are preparing for the après treating time party. It’s not going to be easy for her this year since she’s going in for her second cataract surgery today. However, she does plan to have a good time.
She just had the other eye done several weeks ago and couldn’t be more pleased with the results. She can see again! She’s excited enough that she plans to dress in costume and party hearty. She knows from the other surgery how fast she’ll recover.
She has a mask to wear because the only (slight) problem she had with the first surgery, was the bruise under her eye, she had quite a shiner for a week. Nevertheless, she still plans to bake and decorate a birthday cake for Little D. I can’t wait to see Little D’s face when she sees her cake. G is a very clever cake decorator.
I will take pictures not only of Little D but also of many of our costumed revelers on Friday. I’m glad I have a 2-gig card for the camera.
Posted in Holidays
Tags: Author, Birthday cake, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Halloween, Home, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Trick-or-treating, Writer, Writing
If wishes were horses
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Three weeks after I got married my parents, grandmother, and baby sister moved a great distance away. It was a long time before any family moved back to the area.
No family members live here now. When relatives travel, they never seem to get near our area. Our location is sort of like Rhode Island; you only go there if that is your destination.
I have traveled to my father’s old hometown to visit cousins and aunties but it’s difficult to do so as often as I’d like to when I have to do the eight-hour drive alone. DH doesn’t travel well. A long car ride is excruciatingly painful for him. Consequently, as much as he loves visiting my family, he’d rather stay home with the dogs where he is more comfortable.
Therefore, to torture myself, I periodically browse the real estate listings in the old hometown. I love to hit the bird’s eye view when looking at properties close to my family.
Tonight, I went browsing, and spied two houses that I loved. One lovely home was across the road from a cousin’s house. I hit the bird’s eye view and looked for my aunt’s house on the next road. I could actually see my cousin’s horses out in the pasture. [Sigh] The idea of living near loving family brings out a case of the ‘I wishes’ in me.
Posted in Misc, My blog, Writer, Writing
Tags: Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Writer, Writing
On writing
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I know many of you have read books in which the characters, plots, dialogue, and scenery are so compelling, that they draw you into new worlds or familiar ones. They grab you. Then they hold you there, breathless, waiting for the next scene and the next, all the way to the end of the book.
Like all writers, I admire anyone who can do that. I often hope and pray that my books will do the same for the people who will read them.
New writers will often ask how does so and so do it? How do they become a wizard at creating scenery, dialogue, and building believable characters?
In my experience, it is through hard work and so many rewrites that the average person would quail at the sight of the stacks of printed manuscripts sent to the recycling bin.
Although some writers are prolific and quick in their writing, it doesn’t mean that they don’t work hard as well. It probably means they have time to write without many interruptions.
Then there are those of us who plod along putting in a few hours here and there as often as we can. We work hard.
I soon hope to type ‘the end’ on one of my manuscripts. It is my dream that when my books do hit the shelves they will grab you.
Posted in My books, Writer, Writing
Tags: Arts, Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Home, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Writer, Writers Resources, Writing
A new sexy look
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Surprise! I’ve changed the look of the blog again. I’d debated repeatedly on whether or not to change to this one when it came out. I do like the large print. I love the colors and that my picture fit perfectly on the header with only a minimal cropping.
With winter approaching fast, I felt the blog needed a lighter more uplifting appearance. I’m happy with this one.
I hope you all enjoy it.
Posted in My blog
Tags: Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Home, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Writer, Writing
Silly things
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’ve mentioned before that I enjoy silly things. The other day I was browsing through Amazon.com and came across adhesive bandages that cracked me up so bad I had to order some. I’m glad I did because once they arrived I found them to be even funnier.
I have mini handcuffs dangling from my purse. I have a crime scene clean up company pen I carry all the time. Now I have crime scene tape bandages. They are hysterical. On the tin, there’s a line, “For best results apply to body parts not already outlined in chalk.” I should’ve bought a case.
I ought to stay out of that place. Not only can I buy any books I want but they also have silly stuff. I think I need to lock up my credit card. Is there an ‘I shop too much at Amazon’ anonymous? “Hello, my name is M and I’m an Amazon shopaholic.”
“Hello M.”
Did you see the robot pencil sharpener? I can see me with the barnyard flingers that make noises as they fly through the air…
Oooo! They have a winter scarf that looks like crime scene tape. Where did I hide my card?
Posted in Misc
Tags: Amazon.com, Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Crime scene, Dead, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Writer, Writing















