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Chocolate is brain food
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Okay, that may not necessarily be true, but it works for me. I inherited the chocolate loving gene from my grandmother. I don’t eat so much of it as to gain weight I eat only a little each day. I can claim chocolate as part of the vegetable food group, can’t I? It comes from a bean…. Vegetable. It relaxes me, it helps me think, and I love it.
( Hey, Jennie, tonight I finished that dark chocolate bar you sent. It was yummy!)
Hmm. Therefore, if I follow that same form of logic as is found in the first paragraph, it means that coffee is vegetable juice. Oh, goody. I’ll tell that one to Dear Hubby’s doctor, it will crack him up for sure.
I drink gallons of coffee. Ask Dave he’ll tell you how I carry coffee with me at all times. When I visit the Aunts, I phone them from down the road a piece from the house and ask them if they have the coffee on. They always do.
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My fantasy vacations. What are yours?
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My dream vacation would be a trip to Ireland, England, and Wales. Dear Hubby can’t travel, there’s no way with his MS that he’d be able to sit through such a long plane flight. Therefore, it’s a fantasy but sometimes dreams can come true.
Another fantasy I have is going to the writers’ conference in Maui. I drool over the conference information each year. The only way I’d ever make it there is as a guest speaker with all expenses paid—yeah, like that’s going to happen. Dream on!
At one time, I fantasized about a trip to Japan but the older I get the more I dislike crowds and it is definitely crowded there.
The best I can hope for is a fishing trip to a nearby river or lake. I can live with that. I’d enjoy the serenity of sitting on a river bank or a lake dock with a fishing pole and a notebook. In fact, most summers I do just that. However, these last two summers I somehow haven’t found the time to go. When spring rolls around again the first thing I’m going to do is get a fishing license.
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A little of this and that
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I received a lovely surprise in my mailbox today. The prize package from Jennie arrived. She’s such a dear. She didn’t have to send the package all the way here from Cardiff, Wales. She could’ve fibbed and sent it to someone closer. I’m glad she did send it to me though because it’s a delightful little treasure trove.
The news that one of my favorite actors has died threw me for a loop. I’ve always adored Patrick Swayze and kept hoping he’d beat that nasty pancreatic cancer.
We’ve had two sunny days in a row now—Hooray for the sun! I managed to backwash the pond filters, pick five tomatoes and a dozen or so grape tomatoes. There’s still more out there that aren’t ready yet. The first hint of a frost around here and I’ll scrabble to pick all the green tomatoes—we do love fried green tomatoes.
After I finished the yard work, I went straight to my computer and spent several hours reading and critiquing one of Dave’s books. He’s truly an excellent writer. In fact, I think I used ‘excellent’ more than once in my comments on his manuscript. I’m telling you people, when his books are published, you have to read them.
Posted in In memory of..., Misc, My blog, my garden, Writer, Writing
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Ahoy me mateys!
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Put on yer eye patches and polish up old Polly, Saturday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! ARRR! Elena reminded me of it so now I have the date circled on my calendar.
Last year I drove Dear Hubby bonkers talking like a pirate and I didn’t tell him he had Elena to blame, nor will I tell him she reminded me again this year. From the time I woke up until I went to bed it was shiver me timbers, arrr, and ahoy maties. I’m sure I Arrred and yelled, “Hoist that mainsail” too many times. That could be why he went to bed early…
If you want to drive your loved ones or work mates crazy for a day, talking like a pirate works wonders. I even talked that way at the grocery store. You should have seen the looks it got me. It was silly, it was fun, and I had many giggles all day. It certainly was a lift to the spirits. So go out and have fun Saturday and don’t forget to ARRR and shiver me timbers a few times.
(Oh, boy I can picture you all now…Man the bilge pumps, the sh*t’s gonna to get deep.)
Posted in Holidays
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Whatever happened to service with a smile?
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Linda from over on Crone and Bear it got me thinking about this tonight. It seems to me that the term service with a smile has gone away. Today rude, snide, snot nosed brats (even 70 year olds can be brats) are the norm wherever you go. When I worked where I had to answer a phone our instructions were to answer with a smile. When one answers a phone with a smile pasted on his/her face, it does make one feel and sound more pleasant to the caller.
“The customer is always right.” You’ve all heard this one. That too has fallen by the wayside. It’s a darned shame that so many people, so often have to ask for the manager because whomever they are dealing with has forgotten this rule.
Something a dear friend of great age taught me long ago was that you’ll get a lot farther in this world with a smile and a kind word than you ever will by being nasty. Of course, that old gal could tell you to go to hell in such a way that you’d actually look forward to the trip—it’s called diplomacy.
Posted in Misc
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I guess two posts in one day don’t count…
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It seems that my readers were worried since I didn’t post at my normal weird hour. My excuse? After writing for hours, I was caught up in reading, doing minor rewrites on my mystery and by the time I put it down it was an even weirder hour than normal for me.
I thought about posting, but then I figured that after posting twice yesterday I ‘d already fulfilled my quota.
Yes, the one was only a photo memorial to 9/11. I felt there wasn’t much more one could say about it that hasn’t already been said and the pictures were a better reminder. As a writer I should know better.
I promise, at my normal weird hour tonight/tomorrow, I will post again. I wasn’t slacking off–truly I wasn’t.
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Support writers—READ!
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I love reading new authors’ books. I search them out in my local Borders and I hope that someday other people will do the same with mine. When I worked in a book store, it was my job to keep both the Mystery and Sci Fi sections up to date, restocked, and I had the honor of making selections of new books to add to the shelves.
I am saddened that so many book stores are going or have gone out of business. Don’t leave it up to me to keep book stores and other writers in business. Go buy some new books and get reading. Sure, you could go to your local library but if you are anything like me, you have more books in your favorite genre than they do, and better ones!
I’d rather write or read than watch TV. Yes, when I’m not writing, I’m reading. Heck, I burned through two mysteries tonight. I needed a break from the major rewrite I’m doing. If you like mysteries, check out the writers in my writers community list. As I discover new ones I do add the authors to the list.
Posted in My books, Writer, Writing
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Waking your sleeping muse
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There’s nothing like a good brainstorming session to shake the cobwebs out and wake up your muse. I know because Dave and I had a lovely IM session today. We tossed some ideas back and forth and managed to jump start our writing. We don’t do this very often. In fact, we only do it when one of us is at wits end and screams for help from the other.
Later today I get together with my critiquing group and will break the news that I’m killing off a character—well, two of them sort of. The one will remain but won’t have the separate chapters I’d put him in they weren’t working either. They are going to kill me.
If your muse has taken a snooze, why not get together with friends and see if they can help you out with a brainstorming session. Offer them free coffee and snacks if they’ll play ‘what if’ with you. Sometimes all it takes is a chance to bounce ideas off someone.
Posted in My blog, Writer, Writing
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My two circus dogs
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I’ve enjoyed teaching dogs to do tricks since I was a kid. Usually it was the old stand bys of giving a paw, sitting up to beg, and a few other common tricks. Our old male Bull Terrier, Malcolm did a marvelous dead dog. I would point my finger at him, say, “bang” he’d drop, and roll onto his back with all four feet in the air. These two haven’t learned that trick but they do have a couple of their own.
Gavin was a horrible jumper when he was a pup. He constantly jumped up at you as high as he could and nip at your clothing—I have a complete wardrobe of Gavin designed holey T-shirts. That’s when I had a flash of brilliance (that only happens occasionally) and bought a Hula-Hoop. I began to redirect his jumping up into jumping through the hoop. He loves to do this now and all I have to ask him is, “want to go play hoops?” He bounds for the door—that danged fool will do anything for a cookie except roll over on his back. Thus, he doesn’t play dead.
The standard poodle across the street learned to do hoops by watching him—she also has a severe cookie addiction. When Patty arrived on the scene, she too learned by watching and, of course, her love of cookies. Patty also does a great ‘stick ‘em up’ her paws go way up into the air for that. Maybe I can add on “bang” dead dog. Right now, I’m working on stick ‘em up followed by a down.
Posted in Dog related, My blog
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Dirty jobs—have to love them
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I’m hooked on the show Dirty Jobs probably because I’ve done so many of them over the years. Who doesn’t love watching someone else do an icky job? Oh, come on. I’d bet most of you do.
I’ve mucked out horse stalls and have been a trail guide for both a mule stable and a horse stable. I’ve been a gopher for a ceramic tile mechanic—read this as I did all the lifting and carrying of boxes of tile, grout, and thin set. I’ve cleaned homes and offices, worked in a veterinary lab—I was the person who ran all those fecal sample tests. I cleaned cages in an animal shelter, and later managed a pet store—I was the only person there most of the time so I was also the kennel help. Those are just a few of the dirty jobs I’ve had.
Funny thing is I got more satisfaction out of doing those dirty jobs than I ever did working in an office.
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No Facebook, thank you
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I have enough things draining my time. The last thing I need is something else. Lately it seems everyone and their brother is sending me ‘join me at Facebook or____, you fill in the blank’ notices. I’m here to tell all of you who have sent me these requests that I love you but no, I don’t want to join.
I seldom chat online any more as many of my friends have noticed. Managing my time has become a difficult enough task. I get giddy if I can get dinner on the table before 6:30 p.m. Dear Hubby never complains although I’ve seen him look longingly at the kitchen when I’m typing away on one of my books.
The only ones who complain if their dinner is late are the dogs. If I don’t start fixing their dinners by 5p.m. I get all sorts of grief from Gavin. He starts by poking me with his nose and if that doesn’t get my attention he barks at me until I look at the clock and realize his tummy alarm has gone off. Thank goodness, Patty stands back and lets him do the bitching although there have been days where she will nudge me a bit too.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, My blog
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Casper the haunted van
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Casper the haunted van is still up to mischief. The wipers still go on when I use the turn signal especially when we make left hand turns. Door locks lock and unlock merrily while I drive along. He’s developed a new talent now, when I hit the button to unlock him, he will unlock all the locks except the drivers side door lock. When I stick the key in to unlock it, he then pops the button up before I turn the key.
Casper likes to flatten his tires slowly so I always carry a portable air compressor to keep them inflated. The garage can’t find any leaks. When I took my trip to visit my Aunties and Cousins I told him he had to behave and he did for the most part. He didn’t clown around with the locks or the wipers the whole trip. Although, I did have to re-inflate the tires before we came home.
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