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OMG the conference is almost here and my hair is a mess!

 

     I had to beg for an appointment to get my hair cut in time for the Pennwriters conference.  I meant to call and get it cut months ago.  Time got away from me.  I meant to make an appointment with my stylist a couple of weeks ago but things got hectic, and I forgot until the next time my hair was driving me crazy. 

     With the weather getting warmer, and my hair long and thick enough to make me pay in sweat, I couldn’t stand it any more.  The wooly cap had to go. 

     This time I left sticky notes all over my computer, the bathroom mirror, and the coffee pot to remind me to call yesterday.  Yes, if I hadn’t done that, I probably would’ve forgotten AGAIN.  My brain hasn’t been functioning well for the last couple of months.

     I called right after I had my first cup of coffee.  They had no openings.  ACK!  My stylist is the only one I trust to make this mass of frizz look good.  I begged and pleaded.  I explained I needed this unruly mop cut and under control for the writers conference.  Although it is true, I didn’t want to use it, I am ashamed to say that I even played the death in the family card. 

     The day before I leave for the conference my stylist will cut my hair.  PHEW! 

Gearing up for the Pennwriters conference

 

     Although I’ve neglected my writing the last two months, I haven’t given up on it.  (I promise I’ll get to it again once the MIL’s house is situated and on the market.)  My hotel room is reserved, my conference fee is paid, and I’m ready for my working vacation.

     Basket fillers are piling up so our yearly donation of baskets to the conference will be ready to go on May 12.  I’m not sure how many baskets we have as of yet but it looks to be, at the very least, four or five so far.  I do have to buy a few things to enhance the baskets.  There’s nothing like some good chocolate tucked in among books to tempt one to buy a ticket.

     I’m looking forward to seeing all my Pennwriters friends.

Dang, they had to take that picture didn’t they?

 

     Geez, by now they were forgetting about me taking home all that loot from the PW conference raffle.  However, they’ll be looking for the lynching rope once again when they read the PW newsletter.  Yeah, it seems that there’s a darned picture of me in there with all the swag.  

     I should’ve ducked faster.  I do not like to have my picture taken even under the best of circumstances.  I don’t photograph well, never have.

     I’m already saving for next year’s conference.  Our annual basket donations are in preparation I have a few items for one basket set aside.  Nope, I won’t tell you.  You’ll have to attend the conference to find out.

     Until then, happy writing everyone!

Surprise! A new look.

 

     I thought it was time for a change.  I hope you like it.  One thing I noticed was the print is larger, which I like.  However,  it is lighter, which I don’t like. 

     I may have to play a little.

     The Blogrolls are now on the bottom of the page along with everything else that isn’t a post.  Not sure if I like that, but we’ll see.

     This is going to take some getting used to.  I hope you all like the changes.  If not, let me know.  I do want your opinions.

Writers’ bait

 

     I promised to tell you what we used for writers’ bait.  Although Jackie’s guesses were good, she didn’t come close. 

     Writers’ bait has been a running joke with a few of us for a couple of years.  It started one year when we were sitting in another hotel lobby.  I put something on the table in front of us.  It wasn’t long before more and more people joined us.  It seems I found a weakness. 

     What is it that few people can resist?  What was in almost every basket at the Chinese auction? 

     Throughout the weekend, six bags of Dove Dark Chocolate and three bags of Hershey Dark Bliss candy disappeared.  Not only did the night shift hotel staff enjoy the nightly treats I handed out, but all the writers who sat with us did too.

     There’s magic in chocolate, my dears.

PW conference in the cheap seats

 

     It was cheaper to go out to dinner than to pay for the banquet at the conference.  Don’t get me wrong, I often attend the banquets but this year I wasn’t sure how much money I would have so when I sent in my registration I skipped all the extras.  I share the hotel room, which cuts that cost in half.  Even at half price, it isn’t cheap to stay for four days. 

     The costume party was fun when I attended one two years ago, but I skipped that too, again it was the money.     

      A small group of us went to the conference on the cheap. We got our entertainment watching the boys and girls go into their prom.  They were adorable.  The gowns were lovely and the tuxedos looked a lot better than the ones I remember did back in the day.  Some of the lads even wore tails.  It brought back many memories of the three proms I’d attended.  The best arrival was the couple that came in an antique car.  For me, the only thing that could’ve topped that would’ve been a fancy horse drawn carriage.

Writer, writer burning bright

 

     One (or rather 4) of the best things about a Pennwriters conference is that our published authors are so approachable.  The speakers beg you to ask questions.  They make you work like crazy in the workshops.  AND, for participating in his sessions Tim Esaias rewards you malt balls.  I had two.

     The conference kicks you into high gear for three days.  You come home fired up and ready to write.  People like Dave can plop their butts into their chairs and write like crazy.  People like me have to go back to reality and unpack,  feed the dogs, take them out, write checks for bills, take the dogs out, cook dinner for DH, eat, and then, hopefully, sit down to write.  It didn’t happen that way.  When I sat down to write, it was almost one in the morning because after dinner I fell asleep in my chair with Gavin.  Remember, I was sleep deprived.

     I turned on my computer and checked my E-mail.  Dave had E-mailed twice, once that he’d already done some rewriting and the second time to show me even more changes.  I wish I could be the hare with my writing like Dave.  No such luck, I’m the tortoise.

It gets better every year

 

     Ah, the conference.  The joy of seeing my writer friends I haven’t seen for a year, or if they missed the Pittsburgh conference, two years.  Then there’s the excitement of meeting new writers and making new friends.  Nothing tops it and I look forward to it every year.

     On Friday and Saturday there are two hours of sessions in the mornings, and after a mid day break, two hours of sessions in the afternoon, we had a choice of four sessions per hour.  What to do?  What to do?  (You choose the one that you think best suits your needs.)  If after sitting through a few minutes one finds it isn’t what one wants, he/she can leave and try another.  No one is going to stop him/her or question where one is going.  Arriving late to a session isn’t a sin either.

     Believe me, there were sessions that ran at the same time that I was dying to attend, all of them.  I did narrow it down to two but since I can’t split myself into two people, I had to resort to other ways to decide.  For example, Ramona Defelice Long had a session on Elements of mystery writing and Loree Lough was presenting hers on Characters: why they do what they do at the same time.  I had to flip a coin.  Sorry Ramona but Loree won the coin toss.

Sunday morning there were more sessions.  Four from 9:15 to 10:15 and three from 10:30 to 11:30. 

     In every session I attended, I took copious notes and made sure to have whatever handouts the speaker provided.  All of which I will reread and use until they fall apart.

I’m back even though my E-mail says I’m not

 

     It’s 1:30 in the morning on Monday as I write this.  I fell asleep in my chair around six in the evening Sunday.  I’d had about two hours of sleep Saturday night.  I believe that from Thursday night to Sunday I managed to sleep about 6 hours in total.

     Unable to sleep because I am a night person, the night shift desk clerks at the hotel are my new best friends.  (I hope you are reading this, girls.)  I gave them Dove dark chocolate or Hershey dark Bliss candy every night as I haunted the lobby and slipped outside for a few cigarettes.  They love me.

     I would go to bed, truly I would.  I’d put on my New Yorker magazine dog PJs (go read my, ‘I sent myself a PajamaGram) and I’d crawl into bed around two.  I couldn’t fall to sleep and rather than toss and turn for hours I’d get up again.  Tiptoeing so as not to disturb my roommate, I’d feel around for my light jacket, put the jacket on, load the pockets with chocolate, grab my cigarettes, and slip out the door.

     I’d drop some chocolate at the desk and go outside to the designated pariah corner.  One of these days, I’ll find the will power to quit smoking again—I did it for an entire year once.  However, it’s not easy to quit when DH chain-smokes and he’ll never quit.  So please don’t deluge me with the standard you’re gonna die comments.

     Now if only I can turn off the E-mail away message on my E-mail.  It is refusing to go away.

Another day closer

 

     It’s three days to the conference and two days until I leave for Lancaster.  I daren’t bring one thing downstairs until Thursday morning.  If I do, Gavin will know for sure that Mom is going away for a few days.  He already senses something is up and is a bit more clingy than usual.

     Thursday morning before I leave, I’ll backwash the pond filters and make sure everything is running smoothly.  That only leaves one thing for DH to do there and that’s toss in some Koi food once a day.  Even if he forgets to do that, the fish will be fine since there’s plenty of natural food.

     I showed G where the watering can is and she has the keys to the yard gate and house.  B has my car keys so he can work on the fuse problem. 

     All I have to do is close my suitcase, grab the bag of hanging stuff, bring them downstairs, and load the car when my conference roommate gets here. 

     After that, all I need to do is have a good time and learn more about this crazy business of writing.

Frost? Really?

 

     After the lovely warm weather we had Last week this week wasn’t so nice.  We’ve had strong, damaging winds and chilly days.  There’s even a frost warning tonight.  Geez, I wish it would stay warm.  So much for the iris that are in bloom right now.  By morning, those blossoms will be mush.  I do hope the ones that haven’t bloomed will be okay.

     DH isn’t minding this cold spell since it doesn’t sap his energy as the heat does.  He has his mobility cart up and running so the dogs are enjoying running walks around the yard with him.  At least they’re getting their exercise.

     Since it was too windy and cold to go out and garden I finished printing my cards for the conference.  That project took forever since I can only print one page at a time.  The ink is running low in the printer but I don’t think I’ll buy more.  What I’ll do is shop around for another printer.  Old faithful is dying a slow death.

     With four days left, until I leave for the conference, I packed a little more tonight.  By noon on Thursday we’ll be on the road to Lancaster.

5 days to go

 

     The packing of the suitcase has begun, sort of.  I’ve been setting out the things I plan to wear at the conference.  My toiletries are packed and so are my shoes.  I probably won’t wear the shoes that I’ve packed but they are there if I want something dressier than sneakers or flip-flops.  I can’t help it I hate wearing shoes, even sneakers.

     I gave G the key to the yard gate so she can water the plants that are in pots we know DH will forget them.  She won’t.  She has permanent possession of a house key so she will check on DH and the pups too.  Her hubby B is going to see if he can find the glitch in my car while I’m gone.  It seems that there is a fuse blown somewhere in the car.  The cigarette lighters don’t work and I use them to plug in my air compressor to fill my tires.  As on my old van, this one too has problem holding its air.  (Danged, aluminum wheels.)

     I did the laundry so DH can’t complain he has no clean socks or underwear.  There’s plenty of food in the freezer and fridge and several restaurants that deliver he won’t starve.  The dogs have food and treats.  I downloaded the pictures on my camera and cleared the card.  The battery is charging.