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It’s not the last minute…yet

 

     A few days ago, Dave asked me why I hadn’t packed for the PW conference yet.  Could it be that I didn’t have the clean clothes to pack?  Why, that just might be the answer.  I did the last of the laundry today.  I have no excuse now, time to get packing.  Which reminds me…I have to try my dress on gee, I hope it still fits and isn’t a wrinkled mess.  Better check.  GAH!  Do I have panty hose?  Crap another thing to check.  The list keeps growing.

     Don’t worry Dave.  I’ll be packed and ready to go when my conference roommate arrives on Thursday morning.  We’ll be loading not two but five baskets into her car for the auction.  I did some shopping.  Now all that crap I bought, stacks of paperbacks, and the five baskets are sitting on my kitchen table.

     Several neighbors have offered to give Dear Hubby a hand with the dogs.  One neighbor said he’d keep an eye on the pond filters.  Patty has promised she won’t eat any towels while I’m gone and Gavin says he’ll take it easy on the helpers.

Sharing the wealth from the garden

 

     We had sun today for most of the day.  Didn’t last, the clouds began to roll in late in the afternoon.  The rain held off until dusk.  At least it wasn’t a monsoon.  For once, it was a gentle rain.  My question is, does this count as ten days of rain?  If half of a twenty-four hour period has rain, is that considered another day of rain? 

     It wasn’t sunny enough for long enough to dry anything out.  While there was sun, I went out to weed the gardens.  I shouldn’t have looked at my rhubarb, but I did.  It needed picking, now.  There went the weeding idea.  I picked rhubarb.  I had a large quantity of fresh rhubarb.  I cut and froze some.  I baked a rhubarb custard pie.  I gave my friend G enough for her to bake a pie.  She had strawberries.  She’s making a strawberry rhubarb pie tomorrow.

     This happens to me all the time.  I start out to do one thing and something else grabs my attention.  AOADD strikes again.  Oh, yeah I was going to do some weeding…

Things my Bull Terriers have eaten that they shouldn’t have

 

Patty’s towel incident prompted me to write this post.  Our first BT, Danny had a taste for rocks, socks, and shoes.  I had a lovely pair of suede boots that he chewed to bits in less than five minutes.  Dear Hubby had a habit of leaving socks on the bedroom floor, a habit he soon broke after Danny pooped one out.

Our second BT, Joey liked to chew on wood.  He redid the woodwork around the doors.  He ate my bentwood rocker and redesigned the rungs on a couple of wooden stools.  He also ate his Varikennel.

BT number three was Malcolm.  Malcolm ate a Superball, which resulted in major surgery and a vet bill that’d make you faint.  He would chew the covers off tennis balls in less than a minute.  He too had a taste for wood and added his own touches to Joey’s artistic endeavors.  Malcolm ate a four-foot section of lamp cord, which he, luckily for him, had pulled out of the wall socket first.

BT number four, Mercy is the one who ate the back off the sofa from her crate.  No one has topped that feat of legerdemain.

BT number five, Sadie managed to eat a five foot by 4 foot square section of linoleum flooring one night.  This is why I now have a ceramic tile floor in the kitchen.

BT number six, Gavin has been the least destructive BT we ever had.  He’s stubborn, dominate, and demanding, but the least destructive.  The only thing he wants to eat is food any sort of food at any time.  Surprisingly, he is not over weight but then I do watch his diet carefully.

BT number five, Patty eats her bedding.  She’s chewed blankets, fake lambskins, and the last thing was that towel, that $448.00 towel.

BT number six, our new rescue, Lucy loves to chew holes in blankets. Nibbles on the backs of The Curmudgeon’s slippers when she can snatch them away from the side of his chair. Who knows what else we’ll find out about her in the years to come.

Silly boy MalcolmMalcolm the ham.

Be careful what you wish for

 

     My gardens were looking dry over a week ago and I was hoping for a little bit of rain.  I said a little rain.  I didn’t mean monsoon season.  We are now into our ninth day of rain.  It’s been pouring all night.  The yard is turning into a swamp and the Koi are thinking of going exploring.  Even the frogs seem depressed with all the rain, probably because the bugs are in hiding.  I don’t think they make umbrellas for flies or galoshes for beetles.

     Dear Hubby mowed the grass the day before the monsoon hit and the yard looks as though it’s grown several feet.  If this keeps up much longer, I’m going need a machete to get from the back door to the pond.  My flowers are thrilled with all the moisture, but then so are all the weeds.  The weeds are like an army of rampaging hookers attempting to take over the garden beds.

     We thought we’d fixed the leak in the basement.  It hadn’t leaked for over a year.  However, tonight it has sprung forth anew.  It looks like it’s back to the drawing board on that repair.  I think Gibbs from NCIS has the right idea.  Maybe I should be building a boat down there.

Why you shouldn’t eat a towel

 

     A few days ago, Patty decided to snack on her bedding, a towel.  Towels aren’t digested quickly or easily even by Bull Terriers.  By Sunday, she was quite ill and so we took the run to the only available weekend emergency vet.  When he couldn’t tell what organs he was looking at on her x-rays, we decided against the $4400.00 barium test of which they wanted half right then.  We also decided against their $7800.00 exploratory surgery where they wanted half of that, and signed Patty out AMA. 

     Don’t get me wrong, I love my dogs and will do anything for them, but I had no confidence in this man.  After we sat there for four hours and he harangued us several times about what irresponsible pet owners we’d be if we left, I figured we’d better leave before I decked him.  By that time, my vet would be in his office in only a matter of a couple of hours and he knows my dogs.  Patty was not showing any real signs of pain she was more stressed out by the vet than by anything else.  Every time he’d walk back into the room, she’d dive and hide under Dear Hubby’s chair.  She doesn’t do that with our vet.

     The emergency vet’s office faxed everything over to my vet’s.  I called my vet the instant his office opened.  They know me, they know my experience as a former vet tech, and as I said before, they know my dogs.  My vet’s opinion was to keep an eye on her and if she showed any distress bring her in.  Poor Patty, all she wanted to do was sleep by then. 

     She and I spent the rest of the day dozing together on my chair and checking in periodically with my vet’s office.  I coaxed some beef broth down her a few times to keep her hydrated and allowed her stomach to settle.  She ate a very light dinner of hamburger and rice.  This morning she was hungry and ate a light breakfast.  Then she wanted dinner around five this evening.  Soon after that, she passed the offending piece of towel.  Then she raced about the yard back to her old self.

Patty’s update

 

She started trying to mooch our food today so I take that as a good sign.  We are not certain that all is well yet.  She hadn’t eaten since Saturday morning and so far, today she did keep down beef broth and some hamburger and rice.  However, the night isn’t over yet and I’m staying up again to keep and eye on her.

Our vet talked to me this morning and wasn’t overly concerned.  I do trust our vet more than the emergency vet we saw Sunday night.  Who, when he was showing us her x-rays, said, “I think that’s her stomach…”  Saying something like that to me doesn’t instill a great deal of confidence on my part.

Bullfrogs scream like little girls.

 

Screaming frog

Screaming frog

     I keep hoping to hear our frogs croaking a web footed chorus but as of yet they haven’t.  We have no Michigan J. Frogs out there.  However, they do scream when surprised.  Normally it’s just a quick little “ACK” when they hop into the pond as we approach.

     This evening I was rambling around the yard when a sudden scream and a wild scramble at my feet startled me.  The next thing I heard was a loud thud when the poor creature ran into the side of the garden shed.  I had to find out what the creature was and whether or not it had dashed its brains out.  I cautiously approached the corner of shed, flashlight in hand, and tried to peer into the jumble of ferns and chocolate vines.  Whatever it was, screamed, and slammed into the shed again.  I moved back and then approached from a different angle.

     Finally, I caught sight of the creature.  One of my larger bullfrogs cowered in the spot of light for a second, then it screamed like a little girl, and bashed into the side of the shed again.  They aren’t the brightest lights in the harbor.

MIL’s home evaluation. We named the ducks.

 

     Well, we put in the six hours of work de-cluttering and cleaning at my MIL’s on Monday.  On Tuesday, Dear Hubby had to pick her up at the rehab and lead two of the pain in the ass ladies physical therapists over to the house.  Whereupon they proceeded to make the poor woman jump through their hoops demonstrate that she can do her day to day things in her own home.  By the time they finished their circus act compressing an entire day’s worth of activities into two freaking hours, she was beyond exhausted but had performed very well for them.  DH on the other hand was stumbling about and ready to fall down.  The heat had his MS giving him fits.

     At least today, after he came home from the rehab hospital he had the pleasure of watching the ducks play in the pond.  Yes, they came back again.  We sat out in the yard and enjoyed the floor show for a couple of hours.  Then they took their bows.  Gertrude stood at the top of the waterfalls, stretched her wings, and took off.  Gaspar quickly followed.

The return of the ducks

 

     I guess the ducks enjoyed their afternoon tea at our pond yesterday, because promptly at five today, they returned.  One good thing about their visits is that they seem to have a taste for the string algae.  It has bloomed with all the heat we’ve had the last three days and I was ready to go buy an algaecide, which I do hate to use.  However, since the pond is in full sun it does become necessary from time to time.  The female in particular seems to relish the flavor.  Yesterday she climbed to the top of the waterfall and cleaned most of it out of there.  If they keep to this daily schedule, I think we can accommodate them without any problems from the pups.

     Neither one of the dogs has spotted the ducks yet.  Moreover, since I know they are there I take the pups out into the yard on leashes and direct them to the front of the yard.  There’s no sense in tempting fate.

     I can picture Patty having an encounter with those big birds.  She’s used to robins, cardinals, finches, and mourning doves, and ignores them, but ducks?  She’s never met one.  She’d likely take a flying leap into the pond after them.  Gavin would probably bark at them while backing up to get closer to me, just in case.

MIL is a hoarder and garden news

 

     Tomorrow the physical therapist that has been very pushy about Dear Hubby’s mother going into a nursing home and someone else from the damned place are both going to follow DH over to his mother’s house.  He’ll be driving his mother over there so she can attempt to get around her house in front of them.

     Yesterday, my doctor medicated the hell out of me and told me to rest.  So what did we do today?  My best friend G, DH, and I went over to his mother’s to clear the decks and make the house presentable.  To say my MIL is a hoarder is putting it mildly.  We worked for over six hours removing clutter, crap of the junk sort, a ton of trash, and cleaned as best we could.  I cleared out the one bedroom where her stackable washer and dryer reside.  There was a pathway to them from the door.  The crap was piled at least waist high.  Now you can see the entire floor and what I left in the room is neatly stacked on shelves. 

     G and DH worked on the living room and MIL’s bedroom and it took them six hours to make the rooms presentable.  We barely had time to work on the kitchen but did make a dent in the clutter there. 

     The woman is going to kill us.  I can hear her screaming now, “where’s all my stuff?” 

     We did not work on the third bedroom.  That room will be another whole project one of these days.  Hell, we took one look in there and shut the door.  The crap is almost to the ceiling.  We were exhausted. 

     My garden news:  When we finally arrived home, we saw ducks in our pond!  The pair of mallards hung around for several hours.  Like a kid, I went out and fed them some bread, which they ever so eagerly accepted.  I was hoping they’d stay but right at sunset, they took off.  Maybe they’ll come back for more bread one day.

Wow, my 200th post

 

     I wasn’t sure if I was going to write about anything tonight. 

     My head feels as though it’s been stuffed with wet insulation and my chest sounds like that blank spot on the end of a record album.  Oh, wait.   That would be difficult for many people (under a certain age) to understand.  How about this, my chest sounds like it’s full of pop rocks and I’ve been coughing up pieces of my lungs.  EW, nasty sounding isn’t it?

     The pups snuggled with me every time I managed to sit for a few minutes today.

     I can’t be sick.   I have too much to do.

I stimulated the economy today

 

     Boy did I ever.  There are two things I can’t resist buying, books and plants for my gardens.  Today my friend, her husband, and I went to a garden shop.  I couldn’t help myself.  I was like an addict pulling out plants and putting them on the wagon.  Someone should put me on the wagon.

     I’m sure I drove my friend crazy because right now I have a cold and can’t smell a thing—this place carries herbs by the tons and I love growing herbs.  Every time I found something, I thought I might like to add to my garden, I’d call her over to smell it for me.

     “Hey, G.  Come here and smell this for me, please.  How does it smell?”  I would wave her over from one end of the shop to another.

     She would then rub her hand over the leaves and waft the scent to her nose.  “Oh, that one’s nice.”

     “What about this one?”  I’d shove another plant under her nose. 

     One particular one almost made her gag—wish I could remember the name of it now.  She took a sniff, gasped and said.  “Ew, you wouldn’t like it.”

     It’s a good thing I trust her judgment and our tastes run the same.  I can imagine what a stench I’d have in my garden if that were someone else.

     Our next stop was the pond garden shop.  Yep, blew some bucks there too.