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Out of my mind, back in five minutes
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Do you ever have those days where you’d like to hang a sign on your door telling people to go away? I do. Not because I’m mad at people, but because I need to keep my butt installed in my chair and write. I’ve tried the ‘writer at work, do not disturb sign’ and most people think it means everyone else but them.
Worse than neighbors and friends is Dear Hubby. I could hang the damned sign around my neck, add blinking lights, large arrows pointing to it, put obvious (neon orange) earplugs in my ears, and he will still insist on disturbing me. It is difficult enough to sit down and write when I have two dogs bugging me every five minutes to go out, but they’re dogs and they live in the now. What part is it about ‘I’m working’ that the man can’t understand?
Dinner is in the oven, the dogs have been out several times, DH is up for a nap, I’m on a roll…, and, and, and the phone is ringing. Dang, time to hang up the sign.
Out of my mind!
Back in five minutes…
Posted in My blog, Writer, Writing
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Using your dog’s behaviors in training
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’ve said before that Gavin was a real handful when we got him at the age of eight weeks. I wasn’t kidding in the least. Mr. Dominate was a nipper, jumper, and hated the word no. He was not a dog for the faint of heart. But then, no Bull Terrier is.
He would jump at me and nip my clothes leaving me with quite the holey wardrobe. I finally hit on a way to funnel his love for jumping into a trick he’d enjoy and would save me buying all new clothing. I bought a Hula-hoop and began to teach him to jump through it when I said ‘hoop’ and would reward him with a treat. He learned it quickly and loved the attention his new trick brought to him. He enjoyed it so much he forgot about nipping.
We’d invite Cleo the standard poodle who lives across the street over to our yard for play dates. We didn’t have a second dog at the time. He taught her how to jump hoops. I had to buy a second Hula-hoop so they didn’t clang into each other trying to jump through the same hoop at the same time. It looked like a circus act.
After Patty arrived, he showed her the ropes and now she does good hoop jumps. Maybe we should take the act on the road…
Posted in Dog related, My blog, Writer, Writing
Tags: Author, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer
Update on MIL
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Since it was Sunday, my mother-in-law had a break from her rigorous schedule of physical therapy today. Dear Hubby made a special stop at a local restaurant known for its home made ice cream and picked up some for her, raspberry his favorite of their flavors. This woman has a passion for ice cream no matter what time of year so I’m sure the gesture pleased her. Mom was in good spirits but didn’t have much of an appetite so she insisted DH share her treat.
I can’t eat ice cream in the winter time. I find the only time I’m hungry for it is when the mercury climbs above eighty degrees. It certainly wasn’t near that today. Now it’s snowing—DANG IT!
Hope you all had a very good day.
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Spring fever
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I do wish that spring would stop teasing us and stay for more than a day or two. It was almost balmy here for a day and now there’s snow predicted for the next two. It’s just wrong.
My daffodils, crocus, and hyacinths are beginning to poke their little green heads up through the mulch. It makes me oh so ready for the weather to warm, the flowers bloom, to open the windows and let the fresh air in. I yearn for my magnolia tree to bloom and for the scent to drift into the house.
I look forward to days warm enough for me to clean up the yard and gardens and to nights where I can sit by the pond and relax in the moonlight. I want to listen to the waterfall and fountains, the bullfrogs and crickets, the horn of a passing train in the distance.
I’m tired of hearing the furnace running, the radiator pipes cracking and popping, breathing stale air, and feeling shut in. I’m sick of ice, snow, sleet, and cold.
Posted in My blog, my garden, Writer, Writing
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Gardening, Gardens, Home, Humor, Koi, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Pond, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
You can teach an old dog new tricks.
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Dear Hubby and I thought it would be fun to teach the pups to raise their paws in the air when we say, “stick ‘em up.” Patty caught on in no time. Gavin is still working on it. He hasn’t the balance that Patty has. Maybe it’s his bottom, could it be that his is more round than hers is? Gavin tries but we usually end up accepting a paw shake from him instead. He can’t seem to get both paws up at the same time for more than a fraction of a second. However, he’s the best darn paw giver out there. He’ll give a paw to anyone who has a cookie.
In contrast, Patty has decided that ‘stick ‘em up’ is more fun than giving a paw. She’ll throw her paws into the air with great enthusiasm sometimes stretching them up so far that she nearly tips over backwards. I say not bad for a five-year-old. When Patty first arrived as a rescue four years ago, we thought she might be a little slow on the uptake. We were wrong. Once she’d settled in here, she proved to be the smarter of the two dogs.
Mind you, Gavin is no half wit. He’s quite bright but he’s also ten times as stubborn as she is. He was the most dominate puppy I’ve ever dealt with in the twenty eight years I’ve had Bull Terriers. It took a full year for him to accept that Mom was top dog. Both dogs think of DH as another sibling.
Posted in Dog related, My blog
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
My neighbors think I’m crazy—writing dialogue
Posted by doggonedmysteries
When the weather is warm, I can’t resist the impulse to be outside in the yard. I take my Alphasmart and settle into my favorite chair under the magnolia tree. I will merrily type away for hours and wave at a passing neighbor or two. Sounds good doesn’t it.
It works well, unless I’m in the process of writing dialogue when someone walks by. Then they see me talking to myself. At which point they are almost certainly thinking that I’m a crazy lady. What I’m doing is acting out the parts and yes, it looks and sounds crazy. However, it works for me. The last thing I want is for my characters to sound stilted and unnatural.
Dear Hubby prefers that I write dialogue outside in the nice weather. I do tend to drive him up a wall all winter long with my characters’ recitations. I tell him it’s just as bad for me when he talks to the TV while I’m writing so we’re even on that score.
Posted in My blog, My books, Writer, Writing
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
Characters, where do they come from?
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Writers are often asked where their characters come from. I find that my characters come from many places. Some of them are fusions of people I know and others are complete inventions.
I have one character that frequently appears in my writing. She’s a combination of my maternal grandmother, a couple of aunts, a few neighbors, and the odd friend or two. She’s a real hoot. However, she will never be a main character. I don’t know why but she prefers to remain in the background. On several occasions, I’ve tried pushing her into the limelight only to have her beat a hasty retreat. She does make a great background character though so I’ve learned to let her do her own thing. I’ll leave you with that much, and when my books come out, you can guess which character she is.
I base my dog characters on Bull Terriers I have owned or known and that list is long. I usually pluck my bad guys from the air and my imagination. One or two began from seeing someone who fit my mental description and then imagining the worst case scenario.
Posted in My blog, Writer, Writing
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
Stitch free and happy not to have to go back there
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Gavin jumped into the car as eager to go for a ride as always. When we arrived at the vet’s office, we could see the ‘oh no’ expression on his face. Dear Hubby waited in the car with Gavin while I went inside to let them know we were there. It wasn’t long before they told me to bring him inside they were ready for him.
To say that Gavin is embarrassing in the vet’s office is an understatement. In the waiting room, there were two dogs, a Westie, a Chocolate Lab, and an invisible cat in a carrier. Now one would think a sixty plus pound Bull Terrier would walk in anywhere with an air of confidence. Not Gavin, he paused to lift his leg on the bottom step of the porch, trotted up the stairs, walked through two doors, and then all confidence ceased.
Down went his head, his tail tucked under him, his front paws splayed, and he stopped dead in his tracks.
“C’mon Gavin. Cookie.” I dragged him forward a few inches.
Westie woman said, “Aw isn’t he cute.”
Gavin flattened to the floor like month old road kill.
“C’mon Gavin they’re waiting for you,” DH said.
Gavin scrunched his eyes closed. {If I can’t see you, you can’t see me.}
The Chocolate Lab man started to chuckle.
I waved a cookie under Gavin’s nose. “Let’s go.”
He opened one eye.
“Gavin, you’re making a scene. Get up. You’re not going in front of a firing squad. They’re only going to take out your stitches.”
The lady with the invisible cat looked away and stifled a giggle.
In his best Shakespearean tragedy performance, Gavin stood and skulked to the exam room. Once there he cringed in a corner, waiting for heaven knows what.
It took the technician only a few minutes to remove the stitches from Gavin’s ear. When it was over, he gave her his paw several times for several cookies. DH opened the door to the exam room and Gavin couldn’t get out of the room or building fast enough.
I went back inside to pick up heartworm medication for the pups, and as I was leaving, I told the gals in reception, “Bye. Hope we won’t be seeing you too soon.” With Bull Terriers, you never know.
Posted in Dog related, My blog
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
E-collars, BTs, and feedback
Posted by doggonedmysteries
One of the two E-collars I’d ordered arrived today. Glad we don’t need them now but I’ll stash them away for any future ‘just in cases’. With Bull Terriers you never know and these cost me half of what the vet’s office charged.
The feedback I’ve been getting on the blog’s new look has been great. So far, everyone likes the change.
Is it me or is everyone feeling as though this has been a VERY, VERY long winter? It was so blustery cold today that Gavin and Patty weren’t eager to go out unless they absolutely had to go. I’m ready for the warm weather to get here and stay for more than a day or two.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, My blog
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
Back into the swing of things
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Dear Hubby’s mother is showing marked improvement each day, much to his joy and relief. She’s a fiesty old gal. We have no idea how long Mom’s recovery will take, but she’s already getting antsy to get out of there, so I’m betting on her. She’s determined and working hard in PT.
I’ve managed to do some writing the last couple of days now that we are settling into a routine. Housekeeping chores are getting done too, they suffered during the uproar. This also means I’ll soon be back into full swing on the blog .
The pups are getting used to the ‘new’ schedule and don’t seem to mind the changes. They’ve begun to listen for DH’s truck to pull into the drive in the afternoon, and they let me know he’s home.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, My blog, Writer, Writing
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
New look
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Anyone who knows me knows that I have a habit of changing things. I do hope you all enjoy the blog’s new look.
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Navigating, procrastinating, and moving forward again
Posted by doggonedmysteries
After adding the categories widget today, I spent a few hours setting up categories in hopes of making it easier for everyone to navigate my blog.
I admit it. I was procrastinating. I knew I had to write a few bad guy chapters for my book, Doggoned Dead and I was feeling a bit overwhelmed. I hadn’t had time to sit down and and write for a couple of weeks and was at a loss as to where to begin.
I decided the best thing to do was to drag out the print out I’d done a few weeks ago and reread it. This is the same one I’d taken to Borders and had marked it up with highlighters.
Eureka! By doing that I began to remember where I was when all hell broke loose here. I managed to pound out two pages of one chapter and do many of the corrections I’d marked in the manuscript.
(It also helped that Dear Hubby was off visiting his mother and the pups were snoozing together on the couch.)
I came up with an idea of another thing to do to my bad guy. Thanks to mystery writing peer, Dave I even had the right vehicle to use. The book is moving forward again.
Posted in My blog, My books, Writer, Writing
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing


