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Healthy dog and no oven light
Posted by doggonedmysteries
As we begin a new week, I’m happy to note that Gavin seems to be back to 100%. There is no swelling in his face or neck and he’s been full of himself all day with this cooler weather. He’s felt so good that he completely wound up Patty. I’m lucky to have a stick left standing in the house. What a pair of loons.
The light in my oven blew tonight. The original light that came with the oven several years back. The oven is a wall oven and the light is in the back, I’m short I can’t reach it without a ladder. Hell, I can’t reach it WITH a ladder.
Dear Hubby decided to come to the rescue. He removed the light cover and went to remove the bulb. The bulb broke at the base. No, the potato trick wouldn’t work. We can’t get the base of the light out. It is well and truly stuck, and now quite a mess, since he tried to remove it with tools. He tried pliers, needle nosed pliers, even a friggin’ chisel for heaven’s sake. I have no light in my oven. I have a mangled, completely stuck, base of a light bulb, but no light.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, My blog
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Gnasty gnats
Posted by doggonedmysteries
The last couple of weeks we have a plague of gnats. They swarm and bite not just the dogs but us too. When I ran the trimmer around the pond, the gardens, and along the fence those nasty bugs were biting the heck out of my ears. They drew blood and were worse than the mosquitoes. It’s a darned shame the bull frogs consider them too small to be an appetizer.
No, our frogs want to eat birds and nightcrawlers. One of the frogs, probably Goliath, has the mourning doves on heightened patrol at the waterfall. The birds have begun to use a lookout when they come in to drink. I haven’t seen any starlings stop by for quite a while.
When I sit on the little bench by the back door, I can see a dozen or so gold finches feasting on my coneflowers’ seeds. They arrive every afternoon around five and aren’t as skittish now as they were this summer. The cat bird joins them. From the far side of the cemetery I can hear the red tailed hawk yelling at the mowers. I can’t stay outside and enjoy the birds for long because the gnats discover me again.
Posted in Dog related, hobbies, my garden
Tags: Author, Beads, bird watching, Birds, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Gardening, Gardens, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Pond, Ponds, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
Return of the klutz
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I fell the other day. Stepping off the back porch steps, I hit that uneven bit of sidewalk again, the same place where I sprained both ankles last summer. Down I went, this time my ankles were spared, but not my right butt cheek, my hand, and shoulder. I landed on my butt, broke a vein in the palm of my hand (it’s quite a lovely shade of purple now), and I jounced my shoulder.
I’m certain I was quite a sight for my neighbors as I landed splat on my backside. I was taking Gavin out at the time. Delighted to have me on his level, he raced over, began to lick my face, and tried to crawl into my lap. I went into a fit of the giggles. Gavin took that as a good sign and he scoured my face with more enthusiasm. By then I was so weak from the giggles I couldn’t push him off me so we ended up rolling around on the grass.
The neighbors are probably convinced that I’m certifiable.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, Writer, Writing
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Fun at the vet or Chicken Dog has a bad day
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Another sleep deprived day. Dear Hubby woke me early to say that Gavin’s face was still swollen but not quite as much as last night. I had him call the vet while I showered and dressed. We had the choice of going in around 11 a.m. to see a vet who hasn’t seen our dogs nor does he know us, or wait until 2:45 to see our favorite vet. We chose the 2:45 appointment. Gavin doesn’t care who it is he sees he doesn’t want to be there anyway.
Gavin loves to ride in the car, but he hates going to the vet’s office. I thank my lucky stars that he doesn’t have to go often. When we arrive, he’ll hop out of the car, mark the porch steps, walk inside, sit on the scale long enough to give a paw and have his weight checked, and all is hunky dory until I begin to walk him to an exam room. He puts on the brakes and drops to the floor. You can offer him all the cookies in the world and he won’t get to his feet and walk.
If you’ve ever wondered why a vet’s office has slippery floors, it’s for chicken dogs. They slide along rather nicely. Of course, one looks like a cruel person while one drags a flattened, floor hugging, 65 pound dog across the waiting room. The only time he’ll get to his feet is when you cross the threshold of the exam room and he decides it’s time to leave. DH has learned to close the door fast. (Now you know why I drag DH along.)
While we wait for the vet to come in, Gavin tries to hide under the chair DH is sitting on. Heck, he even tried to crawl under my purse. When the vet came in, I was sitting on the floor with 65 pounds of shaking, shedding, white dog on my lap. He shed enough fur to knit another dog in the few minutes we waited. I’ve never had a vet phobic dog before so bear with me. Gavin won’t look our vet in the face even when bribed with the tastiest of treats.
The vet wanted to look in Gavin’s mouth—well, let’s say he wanted to, tried to, but then broke down into the giggles and asked if we had a jack. I suggested a crow bar. Gavin was NOT going to open his mouth. The scenario is that we all hope it’s a bee sting or something to that effect. However, in case it is an infection the vet decided he had to do something.
One antibiotic shot and a couple of prescriptions later we were out off there. Gavin hauled ass to get out of the building, and pile into the car. I’m to call them every day to let them know how Chicken Dog is and if the swelling doesn’t go down and Gavin isn’t back to his old self in a few days we’ll go back. They will sedate him to take a good look in his mouth. {Sigh} Since the day he arrived, this dog has never been ‘easy.’
Posted in Dog related
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Weekend wrap
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I added two new pictures to the Bull Pen the other night. They are of Madison a little Bull Terrier gal who walks her human past our house. She’s not a mini bull she’s a very small standard, cute as a button and a real sweetie. When she sees me out in the yard, she drags her human to the gate so she can have some water and cookies. I always have some for her. Today she met the little Papillion, Spot who lives next door to me.
I ordered my Halloween costume. It will be a change from the old one and might come in handy if they do another costume party at the writer’s conference.
The night time temperatures have dropped from the mid sixties to the mid fifties and below. We’ve been in the seventies during the day. The pups do enjoy the cooler temperatures. Both of them are becoming quite spunky.
The rewrite on Doggoned Dead is going slow but I think the book is stronger and has a better flow. I can’t believe how killing off a lackluster character causes so many small changes.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, Writer, Writing
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Scurvy dogs and bilge rats
Posted by doggonedmysteries
ARRR it’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day. I hopes that ye’ve had fun today. Swash me buckle but I sure will. I’m out of the galley and on deck ready for some silliness.
“Ahoy, you scurvy dogs what say we go clear the decks of bilge rats?” I asked when I took the dogs for their 2 a.m. last out. The dogs had no idea what I meant they were just glad I was walking them out to the poop deck. I can imagine what Dear Hubby will say when I greet him today with a few arrrs and shiver me timbers.
Have fun me hearties!
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Ahoy me mateys!
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Put on yer eye patches and polish up old Polly, Saturday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! ARRR! Elena reminded me of it so now I have the date circled on my calendar.
Last year I drove Dear Hubby bonkers talking like a pirate and I didn’t tell him he had Elena to blame, nor will I tell him she reminded me again this year. From the time I woke up until I went to bed it was shiver me timbers, arrr, and ahoy maties. I’m sure I Arrred and yelled, “Hoist that mainsail” too many times. That could be why he went to bed early…
If you want to drive your loved ones or work mates crazy for a day, talking like a pirate works wonders. I even talked that way at the grocery store. You should have seen the looks it got me. It was silly, it was fun, and I had many giggles all day. It certainly was a lift to the spirits. So go out and have fun Saturday and don’t forget to ARRR and shiver me timbers a few times.
(Oh, boy I can picture you all now…Man the bilge pumps, the sh*t’s gonna to get deep.)
Posted in Holidays
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My two circus dogs
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I’ve enjoyed teaching dogs to do tricks since I was a kid. Usually it was the old stand bys of giving a paw, sitting up to beg, and a few other common tricks. Our old male Bull Terrier, Malcolm did a marvelous dead dog. I would point my finger at him, say, “bang” he’d drop, and roll onto his back with all four feet in the air. These two haven’t learned that trick but they do have a couple of their own.
Gavin was a horrible jumper when he was a pup. He constantly jumped up at you as high as he could and nip at your clothing—I have a complete wardrobe of Gavin designed holey T-shirts. That’s when I had a flash of brilliance (that only happens occasionally) and bought a Hula-Hoop. I began to redirect his jumping up into jumping through the hoop. He loves to do this now and all I have to ask him is, “want to go play hoops?” He bounds for the door—that danged fool will do anything for a cookie except roll over on his back. Thus, he doesn’t play dead.
The standard poodle across the street learned to do hoops by watching him—she also has a severe cookie addiction. When Patty arrived on the scene, she too learned by watching and, of course, her love of cookies. Patty also does a great ‘stick ‘em up’ her paws go way up into the air for that. Maybe I can add on “bang” dead dog. Right now, I’m working on stick ‘em up followed by a down.
Posted in Dog related, My blog
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
No Facebook, thank you
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I have enough things draining my time. The last thing I need is something else. Lately it seems everyone and their brother is sending me ‘join me at Facebook or____, you fill in the blank’ notices. I’m here to tell all of you who have sent me these requests that I love you but no, I don’t want to join.
I seldom chat online any more as many of my friends have noticed. Managing my time has become a difficult enough task. I get giddy if I can get dinner on the table before 6:30 p.m. Dear Hubby never complains although I’ve seen him look longingly at the kitchen when I’m typing away on one of my books.
The only ones who complain if their dinner is late are the dogs. If I don’t start fixing their dinners by 5p.m. I get all sorts of grief from Gavin. He starts by poking me with his nose and if that doesn’t get my attention he barks at me until I look at the clock and realize his tummy alarm has gone off. Thank goodness, Patty stands back and lets him do the bitching although there have been days where she will nudge me a bit too.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, My blog
Tags: Author, Beads, Bones, books, Books on writing, Bull Terriers, Care giving, Caregiver, Coffee, comedy, Craft of writing, Crafts, Dead, Disability, Dog humor, Doggoned, Dogs, Family, Fiction, Home, Humor, Life, Love, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, Murder, Mysteries, Mystery, Novel writing, Pet humor, Pets, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
Bullfrog glamour shots and garden pictures
Posted by doggonedmysteries
After accepting a bribe of worms, Goliath obligingly sat still for several photographs tonight. He stayed still even with my use of a prop (a one pound coffee can) to show his size. Goliath frog is fat! I then downloaded his ‘glamour shots’ and the garden pictures I took last week. You will find them on our garden and pond page.
The garden pictures are from August. I’m always on the look out for black flowers and foliage. (I have a thing for them.) One of my favorite pictures is of my black elephant ears. We lost our black bearded Iris to the mice a couple of years back and we haven’t found another one to replace it. This year I purchased a couple of daylilies that are quite dark but not black. I like the black flowers and foliage because they make the other colors in the garden pop. They also go well with all the gargoyle statuary. 😉
I did forget to take a picture of our torch wielding gargoyle. Yes, the torch does work. I’ll get around to photographing it one of these days.
Posted in hobbies, Misc, my garden
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My turn!
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Since Gavin wrote the post yesterday, Mom said it was my turn today. My name is Patty; I’m the lovely dark princess in the picture above. Mom says I’m no princess I’m a Peppermint Patty I have no idea what she’s talking about when she says things like that ‘cause I know I’m a princess. Daddy says I am his rescued Rumanian princess. I love my Mommy too but she cleans ears and stuff so I’d rather sit with Dad.
When I went outside tonight, I chased two of those green critters into the pond. They both screamed and hopped so high I thought they were birds taking off. I couldn’t help chasing the first one he was sitting right at the bottom step. I surprised him as much as he surprised me. Halfway to the pond the other one screamed and took off so then I had two of them bouncing green things in front of me. I was so excited! That is I was until they splashed into the pond. I don’t like to get wet so all I could do was try to see where they went. Mom said they hide under the water with the fishes and can stay there for a long time so I should stop looking and come in.
I told Gavin about the green critters that Mom calls bullfrogs. He says he’s heard them scream and splash into the water but never saw one close enough to chase it. I beat him on that one!
Posted in Dog related, My blog, my garden
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We are one step ahead of the squirrels in the great tomato war
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Gavin here, Mom said I could write the blog tonight. Boy is Mom completely ticked off at the squirrels. Tree rats she calls them. While Patty and I were enjoying the AC, it seems that those sneaky critters went and built a nest in her magnolia tree. Then they started stealing tomatoes and had the nerve to sit on her bench by the back door and eat them!
Patty says she could scare them off if only she could climb the tree. We’ve both tried but we don’t have any cat blood in us so it didn’t work. The danged old tree rat laughed at us but then so did Mom. Now that it’s cooler outside we’re patrolling the yard more often.
The tree rat cusses at us from the top of the magnolia. Patty and I pretend we can’t hear him and maybe he’ll come closer.
Dad says it’s time to get out the have-a-heart traps again. He said something about relocating the fluffy tailed rats. I don’t know what relocating means but I growled about it at the squirrel tonight.
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