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I’m no sugar and spice girl.
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I’m not a girly girl. I never have been, never will be. Proof of that hit me yesterday when my neighbor’s son came to the gate and told me he’d found a bunch of worms for the Koi. I let him in, we went over to the pond, and I asked him if he wanted to feed the fish. Nope, he didn’t want to handle the worms. He handed me the large plastic drink cup in which he had them contained. I giggled. I couldn’t help myself. I was trying to figure out how he’d picked up the worms without handling them.
I was always a tom boy. I started fishing as soon as I was able to hold a fishing pole. If we went fishing with Grandpa or my Father, we had to bait our own hooks. Worms don’t bother me. I remember chasing a cousin or two with a nice big night crawler.
I remember when the boys in school would try to scare me with a snake or a mouse and I didn’t scream and run. Instead, I’d squeal, “Oh, how cute! Can I hold it?” Picture their disappointed little faces.
When I came in from playing outside, much to my mother’s chagrin, I was as filthy as all the neighborhood boys were. Dad thought it was a hoot.
Have a happy and safe 4th of July!
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Skunky? Here are some odor removal formulas.
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My friend in OK sent me her skunk out formula. Her Husband is a cop and she’s mentioned in the past that this formula also gets rid of that decaying dead body odor…
1 lb box baking soda, 16 oz hydrogen peroxide, 3/4 cup gentle shampoo, 1/4 cup liquid dish soap like dawn or joy. Mix and use immediately. Something in it evaporates off so you can’t mix it and store it.
MJ sent me her formula which is white vinegar and peroxide for those who are sensitive to shampoos and/or Dawn dish soap.
Then there is a commercial product put out by the people who make Nature’s Miracle, Nature’s Miracle Skunk Odor remover and it’s available at most retail pet stores.
By the way, Nature’s Miracle is great for getting rid of blood stains, and pet odors and stains.
Posted in Dog related, Misc, My blog
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The Siamese cat and the Sachet Kitty
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Years ago, when Dear Hubby and I were dating, my Siamese tangled with a skunk. Dad told us to bathe her in tomato juice—the known ‘cure’ for the odor back then.
Now Snoopy never weighed more than seven pounds in her entire life. However, when DH and I went to bathe her, you would’ve thought she was ten times larger and weighed over a hundred pounds. She hated the whole idea of a bath and this cat was not declawed. The results looked like something out of the cartoons.
DH ran to the store and bought several large cans of tomato juice. We hauled out a large galvanized tub and filled it with said tomato juice. Then he caught Snoopy and walked over to the tub intent on putting her in it for her bath. Her toe touched the liquid and her claws raked his arm. She shot out of his grasp. It took another fifteen minutes to recapture her. This time DH had leather gloves on his hands. He tried to put her in the tub, her legs stretched out, four feet of claws hooked on the edges of the tub, and no matter how much he tried she wasn’t going in there. Picture that cartoon cat here. I’d get one paw unhooked and she’d snag the edge of the tub with it as soon as I went for another paw. We had more tomato juice on us than she did. In fact, she was dry as an old bone.
New plan, we had to find some way to keep her from hooking her paws on the edges of the tub. I went into the house, grabbed an old pillow case, and we bagged her with only her head sticking out of it. By this time, Snoopy was howling and you’d have thought we were killing her. Truth is a few of the neighbors came over to see what all the noise was. Now we had an audience.
Have you ever tried to wash a bagged cat? She knew what we were about to do. Not even dunked yet, her shrieks had our audience in the giggles. We dunked her and scrubbed the tomato juice in as best we could. Then while DH held her over the tub, I rinsed her with buckets of warm water. Snoopy was screaming like a banshee. Rinsed, disgusted, and transferred from the pillowcase to a towel she had had enough. She hissed at DH, leapt from the towel I had her wrapped in, and dashed into the house to hide under my bed.
Although the smell was not strong, it took a year for the odor to leave. Cats have hollow hair. Every time she got wet, she stank of skunk.
Snoopy relaxing on her favorite fake lambskin–she was about 17 here.
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A skunk by any other name still stinks
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Mr. Skunk, Mr. Polecat, or (my mother’s favorite name for the darned things), Mr. Sachet Kitty is back.
Somewhere out there he’d let loose and the stench drifted into the house. EW! Dear Hubby and I both jumped up from our chairs, he ran to close the front door (short run of three steps), and I dashed to the back of the house to close the back door. Out came the pet odor deodorizing spray and I lit some incense.
At least Mr. Skunk hadn’t let loose because of our dogs or me being outside. Last time it was too close a call for me. Our only hope is that he moves on—which I doubt will happen, or a car hits him—hopefully on the far side of the neighborhood. I know that sounds nasty but I don’t want him back in my yard again. I have two dogs that have no fear when it comes to chasing a strange critter.
My neighbor’s Standard Poodle would also chase it down. I’m certain she’d not enjoy having a stinky dog leap into her bed. Surprise Mom!
Then there are the two tiny dogs next door the smaller of the two has no fear either. Little Demonica…er Angelica is less than half the skunk’s size but has the temperament of a Doberman when it comes to protecting what’s hers. This includes anything she can see from her yard including my yard, the alley, and the street out front.
Which reminds me, just in case one these dogs meets Mr. Skunk, I’ll have to E-mail a friend of mine for her skunk out formula.
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Do not try this at home…
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Don’t you love when you hear that? You know some danged fool will try IT, whatever IT is. Are some people hard wired to do dumb stuff? Other humans wouldn’t dream of doing those ‘don’t try this at home’ stunts because they have some common sense.
Ah, there’s the rub. Where has it gone? What has happened to common sense, horse sense, practicality, plain old good judgment? Is it old fashioned? Is it out of style? Has it gone the way of good manners and respect for your fellow man or woman?
Today, on my way to Borders, I watched some young fellows of about twelve years of age riding their bikes. They were playing a deadly game of tag with cars and trucks out on a major thoroughfare. Then there were the skateboarding guys who were weaving around cars in the busy parking lot—I almost ran one over when he darted out in front of me. Hey Mom, was that your kid out there? I bet he doesn’t pull those stunts anywhere near home because you’d kill him.
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I added a new page
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Check out my newly added page ‘The Bull Pen’ I’ve begun to put some pictures of Gavin and Patty there. As I take new ones I’ll add those too.
I’d love to get some pictures of them jumping through their Hula Hoops but that’s up to Dear Hubby. I need him to take them while I put the pups through their paces and since the weather is getting hot he is seldom outside.
We’ll try doing a little begging. Speaking of that, maybe we can get him to snap some pictures of Patty doing her famous stick ’em up routine while we’re at it.
Later, we might add some pics of our God Puppy, Charlie and our Bulldog friends, Brutus and Diamond.
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The dogs are turning into AC sissies
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With his MS, Dear Hubby needs to have the air conditioning on as soon as the temperatures begin to climb into the eighties and the humidity begins. The dogs don’t need it. However, Patty and Gavin have decided that they LOVE being cool and comfy. No, these dogs aren’t spoiled…much. When it’s hot outside, they don’t want to stay out in the yard with me, they want to be inside with DH.
If it is humid and hot, they won’t go out unless they HAVE TO GO. It’s not as though they have heavy, long, or thick coats. These two have short coats. You would think I was dragging them to their deaths to watch them. Patty will make a circuit or two around the yard and then she’ll stand at the back door begging me to take her back into the cool. Gavin is worse. He’ll go out into the yard as few steps as possible to squat and pee. Why lift a leg when to find something to lift it on would mean walking across the yard.
DH’s need for AC has turned these two dogs into sissies.
“What do you mean go out there in the heat? We might melt!”
Wimps.
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Big city wild critters
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Wild critters wander this big city at night. At least they do around my neighborhood. Tonight I had a skunk trot along behind me as I walked into my back porch. You’d better believe I closed the door quick. He was within two feet of me. I’m so glad he didn’t spook and spray. That would not have been fun. The dogs would’ve barked at me for days. Dear Hubby would’ve laughed his assets off while handing me tomato juice and a bucket. I would’ve been mad as hell because I’m wearing my best jeans.
A couple of weeks ago a neighbor had to kill an opossum who had somehow managed to get his teeth stuck in the wire fencing that’s beside their house. The critter was truly stuck. He didn’t want to kill it but there was no way he could free it easily. As it was, he had to cut the fencing to get the critter off it.
We’ve seen deer, raccoons, and hawks of all sorts, tons of rabbits and squirrels, ducks, Canadian geese, wild turkeys and even a pheasant or two near our home. DH says that when he was a child they had foxes roaming about. I think the only wild critter we haven’t seen in our neighborhood is a bear. We are NOT out in the country. We are smack dab in the center of Pennsylvania’s third largest city.
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Evolving into a water creature
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I may be a Pisces but I don’t want to turn into a fish. When I woke up today, I thought I saw the beginnings of webs growing between my toes. I checked myself in the mirror for fear I may have some rudimentary gills erupting too. Is that moss covering my north side? Am I growing mold? Scifi or Darwin? You decide. All I know is, I want at least a week straight of sunny weather.
Since April, we’ve had 43 days of rain. Yes, I said 43 days of rain. It’s no wonder my yard is a swamp. When we actually do have a day of sun everybody stops, looks at the sky, and wonders if we should make a sacrifice to Ra. I forget what does the sky look like without clouds?
Farmers around here are worried that we are getting too much rain. I know if we had more sun I might have more green tomatoes on my plants but with all the rain a lot of the blossoms have dropped off the plants. I’m glad that some tomatoes had time to set, but at this sunless rate, they may never ripen.
Posted in Misc, My blog, my garden
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We’re getting close to breaking a record
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In June of 1947, a record was set here; 18 inches of rain fell that month. As of earlier this evening, before it began to pour down by the buckets again, we had 13 inches of rain. The month is barely halfway over. At this rate, we’ll be setting a brand new record and I’ll be building that Ark I mentioned in a recent post.
I have a bag of grass seed I’d like to spread over a few thin areas of grass in the yard, but I can’t, it’ll all wash away and my next door neighbor will have my lush lawn, not that she wouldn’t appreciate it. Heck, she’d probably dance for joy. After all, she has all the rich soil from the old vegetable garden that used to be on that side of my yard. Over the years, it’s managed to wander out of my yard and move to hers, leaving us behind, so why not my grass seed too.
Now I think I’ll go measure and saw a cubit or two of gopher wood, gather up some nails, locate some canvas, and find a hammer. Happy sailing everyone.
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Mindless Monday
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I think I’ve lost my mind. Sometime while I was getting the dinner dishes done, cleaning Gavin’s ears, thinking about my dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon, and trying to figure out what to post tonight, my mind wandered off by itself and hasn’t returned. I’m betting it’s going to be one of THOSE days when I wake up.
We had sun so I worked in the yard again. The ground is so wet that it made weed pulling easy. We had such a pounding rain last night that I had to tie up some of my flowers and trim others back. My Cranesbill was completely flattened and looked as though someone had placed an anvil on it. I had to trim that way back. I was glad I’d taken the time to trim back my huge baby breath plant a week ago or it would’ve been flattened too.
If it rains tomorrow, I think I’ll curl up with a good book after I get home from the dentist and relax.
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Building an Ark in the basement ala Gibbs
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Lately we’ve had so much rain that I’ve been thinking it’d be a good idea to build a mini Ark in the basement. I wonder if I could get some tips from NCIS’s Gibbs?
“Hey Gibbs, I think it’s time to build an Ark.”
Gibbs throws me that baleful look he’s so good at giving. “”That’s 300 cubits by 50 cubits. Your basement won’t hold it. And for heaven’s sake don’t ask me what the hell a cubit is.”
“Okay, so I didn’t mean a full sized Ark I meant a mini-Ark. It only needs to hold Dear Hubby, me, and the dogs.”
Gibbs whacks the back of my head. “Next time say what you mean.”
I rub my head and glare back at him. “So where do I buy gopher wood?”
“You don’t.”
“Will you at least help me with the plans?”
“I have other plans. I’ve a murder to solve. Make your own.”
“But, I’m clueless.”
“So am I, but I’ll solve the crime. Will you build your Ark?”
“Hold on, I’m getting a clue.”
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