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Today she would’ve been 52
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If Mary had survived her last fight with breast cancer that took her away so young she’d be 52. She didn’t, she lost that battle in 2001. Her lively sense of humor will never brighten a room again. In her memory, and as a favor to me, please click on the Keep a Breast icon at the bottom right hand side.
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Jingle bells out
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Yesterday Mari asked, “They ring bells?” Yes, Mari my dogs ring the above bells to go out. The bells are attached to the door that leads from the kitchen to the back porch.
We taught our old male, Malcolm to ring the bells when he wanted out. When we added our rescue girl Sadie to the household, he taught her how to ring them. After he died, Sadie was our only dog for a while. Then we got Gavin.
Sadie was old by then, but she passed on the lesson of the bells to Gavin before she died. Gavin became an expert bell ringer. He can ring those bells so well and loud that it will drive a person (usually me) up a wall—he likes to go out, often.
Gavin taught Patty how to ring the bells after she arrived on our doorstep as a rescue. She will ring them only when she really has to go out and she does it delicately. With Gavin it sounds like Santa’s entire sleigh is battering down the door, with Patty you will only hear a little jingle of the bells.
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Tons of leaves and two dogs
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Our yard has three trees, a large magnolia, a very tall tulip poplar, and a sweet gum tree. In the spring and summer, I love them. They shade our yard and house and keep us cool. In the fall, I’m not so fond of them. In the fall, they drop a ton of leaves.
I raked leaves today. Raked, and raked and raked them. I raked leaves until I thought my arms would fall off. I raked up enough leaves to hide several bodies in the piles if I wanted to. Each pile is waist high and at least twelve feet long.
Ah, yes the piles of leaves. If you have kids (I don’t), they are a magnet. You would think I’d have it easy without kids around. However, I have two dogs who think they are kids and—you guessed it, the leaf piles are magnets to them.
Our city will pick up the leaves if they are out on the street. I need to haul those two huge piles of leaves out there. Well, I will move them if I can keep the dogs out of them.
I raked leaves. Patty flew out the door and leapt into the nearest pile with great glee. I raked the leaves back into the pile. Gavin decided that she looked as though she was having fun so he followed suit and barreled into the other pile of leaves. I raked again. They both dashed through the first pile of leaves. I raked. With every trip outside—they played and I raked.
My work gloves didn’t prevent the blisters from appearing on my hands. I’m pooped. Tomorrow the pups will be going outside on leashes until I can move the leaves out of the yard.
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That’s a wrap…for this week.
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It’s been a long week. In the last two days, the weather improved drastically. We had a temperature of 75 degrees today and plenty of sunshine. Whoopee!
I now have a working oven light. Another whoopee! I no longer have to use a flashlight to check on things cooking in there. My next door neighbor’s dear son came in today and was able to remove the end of the broken bulb. Thank goodness for tall people with long arms!
Dear Hubby is feeling much better since the oral surgeon removed the stitches. In addition, I realized I haven’t heard him complain of a headache since the removal of those broken teeth. That one deserves a big yippee!
The pups are happy and healthy. {Knock on wood there.} I posted a new picture of Patty in the Bull Pen, and if you scroll down a few posts, you’ll see Waldo the owl.
I managed to finish another chapter in my book without going postal.
My kitchen is clean and I did some yard work today. I do need to figure out how to plug the hose for the little gargoyle fountain since I’m worried that he might freeze and crack over the winter. I’ll be bringing him in with all the other garden statuary until spring rolls around again.
Posted in My blog, My books, my garden, Writer, Writing
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Cold weather warm dog
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Still no sun. The second Nor’easter is working its way through here. Today we had gray skies, rain, and wind chilled air. I’m not a fan of cold weather, never have been. I’m looking forward to the forecasted sixty plus degree weather and sun later this coming week.
Even with the heat on this old house has a certain chill and dampness about it when the weather is foul. In between cups of coffee, I drink herb teas to help chase away the cold. It’s been cool enough that Dear Hubby dug out his flannel shirts and several of his fleece tops.
I can’t wear those things because when I’m not chilly my inner child is playing with matches. She’s a disagreeable soul who never heats things up when I need her the most. No, she waits until I’m already warm to kindle her fires. How unkind.
At one point tonight, I woke poor Gavin up to have him sit with me in my chair so I could share his warmth. He didn’t mind too much because he does enjoy cuddling. It was his idea to flop on his back beside me with his head on my shoulder.
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A Nor’easter blows through
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Nor’easter shmoreaster it’s friggin cold, windy, wet, and plain old miserable. Wouldn’t you know I’d have to go out in all this muck to shop? I hate shopping. I hate it even more when it’s nasty outside.
There’s nothing like wrestling a forty pound bag of dog food out of a cart and slinging it into the back of the van with rain pounding down around you. That is except schlepping bags from a fully loaded shopping cart of groceries into said vehicle on the same trip. At which time there was the bonus of large snowflakes added to the downpour. (Lee if you’re reading this, you can stop laughing now it didn’t stick to the ground.)
Oh, joy, the first snow of the season, blecch! Mother Nature isn’t finished with us yet, she’s ordered another Nor’easter to come through here right behind this one. Gee, thanks Ma.
The dogs and Dear Hubby were all snug in the house. I was not. I was carrying things into the house. Rain soaked, windblown, and cold I dragged the last bag in. DH told me he was going upstairs to take a nap. And people wonder why I write murder mysteries…
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You woke me for this?
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All day long, the dogs wanted to go out, come in, go out, come in…well, you get the idea. If it weren’t for the fact that I never let the dogs out without one of us with them I’d put in a damned doggie door. As usual, around seven tonight, they both conked out.
The rest of evening, they snored their heads off. That is until it began to rain around eleven and Gavin decided he needed to go again. I do think he regretted the whole idea when I opened the door and he saw it was pouring outside. He backed up and headed towards the kitchen door.
“No, no, no you wanted to go out so now you will go.” I gently booted him out. He sighed, dashed outside, squatted (yes, he still squats half the time) and then he dashed back in to his crate and waited for a cookie. Within minutes, he was sound asleep again.
Since I took one out, I figured the other should go too. I opened the door on Patty’s crate. She did not open her eyes, lift her head, or twitch an ear, or anything else. She was zonked. I wasn’t going to give up I shook her. She lifted her head and gave me the look. The ‘what the hell do you want?’ look.
“Come on. Time to go out.”
She sloooowly climbed to her feet, stretched the back end, and then stretched the front end. Patty doesn’t hurry unless she wants to.
I walked her to the back door, opened it, and she gave me a look that would wither any normal person in their tracks. I never said I was normal.
“Out. Go pee.”
If she were taller, had hands, and could talk I think I would’ve been grabbed by the shirt collar as she said, “You woke me for this?”
I have a sneaking feeling that she’ll appear on my bed early in the morning to bounce around and wake me, ‘just for ‘cause.’
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Fall is here
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Fall has arrived. The leaves are rapidly changing colors and dropping to the ground. I need to get the netting up over the pond soon or I’ll have another huge mess to clean up next spring. I went through it this year and I don’t want to do it again. We do have to raise the netting a bit, so we don’t have the frogs snagging themselves.
I have some PVC pipe to use to construct a framework that I can drape the net over and clip it leaving a 3 to 4 inch space between the bottom of the netting and the ground. That should keep most of the leaves out of the pond and give the frogs free access for as long as they need it.
I took Gavin outside today the air was brisk, the wind moderate, and he was full of himself. The fact is, he was full of himself he didn’t smell, see, notice, or find the dead frog. He walked right past it. No, it wasn’t Goliath. It was a rather large bullfrog but not as big as the worm moocher, Goliath.
However, at the time I didn’t know it wasn’t Goliath because these frogs are seldom active until dusk. Later, I went out to check the pond and quite happily discovered Goliath sitting on the bench rock waiting for me to serve up some worms.
Posted in Dog related, My blog, my garden
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Baby, it’s cold outside
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It’s barely over forty degrees outside tonight and my furnace kicked on early this evening. The dogs love this weather. They’ve been total idiots for the last few days. My bruises are proof of that. With every wild romp around the yard or huckle butt in the house, I’m home base. There’s nothing like having two 65 lb dogs land in your lap at the same time.
The trees have begun to dress themselves in their fall finery, and at this rate, I’ll soon have to start raking the yard. That means another bout of insanity with the dogs. They are worse than kids are or I am when it comes to jumping into leaf piles. Gavin and Patty beat me to them every time.
We had such a wet summer we didn’t get to enjoy sitting outside in the evenings as often as we would have liked. I’d sit outside now if I could do so comfortably. But baby, it’s cold outside and I miss summer already.
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I peeled myself from the ceiling
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So there I was working away on my book when a loud BANG shook the house. It sounded as if a mortar had gone off in our driveway. After I peeled myself from the ceiling, I cussed a bit because with the BANG, the power went out. I looked at my computer monitor’s black screen, shrugged, and thought, “so much for writing.”
It was a few minutes before five and the dogs were hungry. So was I. Oh, great. At least they could eat I don’t have to cook their food. I fed the dogs while Dear Hubby called the power company—we were the 28th call in the few minutes after the BANG. DH lit all the kerosene lamps. I went out to talk to the neighbors who were gathering out on the sidewalks. We all tried to figure out what had exploded.
I saw G come home and went over to her house. SHE HAD POWER. First thing I said to her when she came to the door was “KMA, woman! You have power.” She laughed. They always seem to have power when ours goes out. They are less than a half block away from us but they are on another line. However, I got the last laugh. She was cooking their dinner. Dear Hubby was ordering pizza.
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Healthy dog and no oven light
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As we begin a new week, I’m happy to note that Gavin seems to be back to 100%. There is no swelling in his face or neck and he’s been full of himself all day with this cooler weather. He’s felt so good that he completely wound up Patty. I’m lucky to have a stick left standing in the house. What a pair of loons.
The light in my oven blew tonight. The original light that came with the oven several years back. The oven is a wall oven and the light is in the back, I’m short I can’t reach it without a ladder. Hell, I can’t reach it WITH a ladder.
Dear Hubby decided to come to the rescue. He removed the light cover and went to remove the bulb. The bulb broke at the base. No, the potato trick wouldn’t work. We can’t get the base of the light out. It is well and truly stuck, and now quite a mess, since he tried to remove it with tools. He tried pliers, needle nosed pliers, even a friggin’ chisel for heaven’s sake. I have no light in my oven. I have a mangled, completely stuck, base of a light bulb, but no light.
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Gnasty gnats
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The last couple of weeks we have a plague of gnats. They swarm and bite not just the dogs but us too. When I ran the trimmer around the pond, the gardens, and along the fence those nasty bugs were biting the heck out of my ears. They drew blood and were worse than the mosquitoes. It’s a darned shame the bull frogs consider them too small to be an appetizer.
No, our frogs want to eat birds and nightcrawlers. One of the frogs, probably Goliath, has the mourning doves on heightened patrol at the waterfall. The birds have begun to use a lookout when they come in to drink. I haven’t seen any starlings stop by for quite a while.
When I sit on the little bench by the back door, I can see a dozen or so gold finches feasting on my coneflowers’ seeds. They arrive every afternoon around five and aren’t as skittish now as they were this summer. The cat bird joins them. From the far side of the cemetery I can hear the red tailed hawk yelling at the mowers. I can’t stay outside and enjoy the birds for long because the gnats discover me again.
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