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Evolving into a water creature

 

     I may be a Pisces but I don’t want to turn into a fish.  When I woke up today, I thought I saw the beginnings of webs growing between my toes.  I checked myself in the mirror for fear I may have some rudimentary gills erupting too.  Is that moss covering my north side?  Am I growing mold?  Scifi or Darwin?  You decide.  All I know is, I want at least a week straight of sunny weather.

     Since April, we’ve had 43 days of rain.  Yes, I said 43 days of rain.  It’s no wonder my yard is a swamp.  When we actually do have a day of sun everybody stops, looks at the sky, and wonders if we should make a sacrifice to Ra.  I forget what does the sky look like without clouds?

     Farmers around here are worried that we are getting too much rain.  I know if we had more sun I might have more green tomatoes on my plants but with all the rain a lot of the blossoms have dropped off the plants.  I’m glad that some tomatoes had time to set, but at this sunless rate, they may never ripen.

We’re getting close to breaking a record

 

     In June of 1947, a record was set here; 18 inches of rain fell that month.  As of earlier this evening, before it began to pour down by the buckets again, we had 13 inches of rain.  The month is barely halfway over.  At this rate, we’ll be setting a brand new record and I’ll be building that Ark I mentioned in a recent post.

     I have a bag of grass seed I’d like to spread over a few thin areas of grass in the yard, but I can’t, it’ll all wash away and my next door neighbor will have my lush lawn, not that she wouldn’t appreciate it.  Heck, she’d probably dance for joy.  After all, she has all the rich soil from the old vegetable garden that used to be on that side of my yard.  Over the years, it’s managed to wander out of my yard and move to hers, leaving us behind, so why not my grass seed too.

     Now I think I’ll go measure and saw a cubit or two of gopher wood, gather up some nails, locate some canvas, and find a hammer.  Happy sailing everyone.

Mindless Monday

 

     I think I’ve lost my mind.  Sometime while I was getting the dinner dishes done, cleaning Gavin’s ears, thinking about my dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon, and trying to figure out what to post tonight, my mind wandered off by itself and hasn’t returned.  I’m betting it’s going to be one of THOSE days when I wake up.

     We had sun so I worked in the yard again.  The ground is so wet that it made weed pulling easy.  We had such a pounding rain last night that I had to tie up some of my flowers and trim others back.  My Cranesbill was completely flattened and looked as though someone had placed an anvil on it.  I had to trim that way back.  I was glad I’d taken the time to trim back my huge baby breath plant a week ago or it would’ve been flattened too.

     If it rains tomorrow, I think I’ll curl up with a good book after I get home from the dentist and relax.

Building an Ark in the basement ala Gibbs

 

     Lately we’ve had so much rain that I’ve been thinking it’d be a good idea to build a mini Ark in the basement.  I wonder if I could get some tips from NCIS’s Gibbs?

     “Hey Gibbs, I think it’s time to build an Ark.”

    Gibbs throws me that baleful look he’s so good at giving.  “”That’s 300 cubits by 50 cubits.  Your basement won’t hold it.  And for heaven’s sake don’t ask me what the hell a cubit is.”

     “Okay, so I didn’t mean a full sized Ark I meant a mini-Ark.  It only needs to hold Dear Hubby, me, and the dogs.”

     Gibbs whacks the back of my head.  “Next time say what you mean.”

     I rub my head and glare back at him.  “So where do I buy gopher wood?”

     “You don’t.”

     “Will you at least help me with the plans?”

     “I have other plans.  I’ve a murder to solve.  Make your own.”

     “But, I’m clueless.”

     “So am I, but I’ll solve the crime.  Will you build your Ark?”

     “Hold on, I’m getting a clue.”

Commando trained weeds take over the gardens

 

     We actually had sunshine today.  What a lovely change from the last several dreary, rainy days.  The pups were ecstatic about being able to go for a walk, so was I for that matter.  We don’t walk a long distance but we do it at a brisk pace.  Both the dogs and I are panting when we finish.

     After the walks, I was in the gardens weeding for hours again.  Geez, I can’t get ahead of them no matter how hard I try.  They must be commando trained.  I get one area weeded and those darned weeds sneak over to another one and laugh at me.  They can’t grow that tall in such a short time, can they?

     My leather gardening gloves have holes in the finger tips I guess it’s time to buy some new ones.  I can’t use those cotton ones because we have some prickery weeds that can bite through them.

     After a day of weeding, I can tell I’m getting older.  My knees, hands, and back ache.  At least that’s the only time I feel my age.

     I added some pictures to my pond and garden page today.  I took them the other day in between rain storms.  I hope you enjoy them.

Weeds, rain, Koi, and worms

 

     Whew.  It’s a good thing we had another sunny day.  When I said that all that rain made the plants happy, I should’ve said the weeds were the happiest.  I spent all afternoon and most of the evening (while there was still enough light) pulling weeds.  I’ve only managed to clear the garden against the back fence and the backside of the pond garden. 

     Unfortunately, the weather report predicts rain for tomorrow and Tuesday so all my work might’ve been for nothing.  Two more rainy days and those weeds will be shooting up like sky rockets.  I hate to think about the growth spurts the weeds I didn’t pull will go through. 

     While I pulled weeds, I found a bunch of worms and as I found them, I tossed them into the pond.  My Koi were going crazy—they sure do love worms.  If I take the time, they’ll take them right out of my hands.  Tiki and Yang are real pigs about worms and will fight for the chance to get first grab.

Frog songs and gardening

 

     It was such a lovely night tonight that instead of watching TV Dear Hubby and I sat out by the pond listening to our bullfrogs sing.  No, they didn’t sing The Michigan Rag.  Gosh darn it, we could’ve made a fortune if they had—no, wait they’d only sing for us and everyone else would think we were crazy.  Think?  Heck, I know we are.

     I spent most of the day pulling weeds, dead heading flowers, cleaning algae off the waterfall and rocks, backwashing the filters, and cutting back overgrown plants.  DH spent the morning with his mother and then rode the mower around our yard.  I think I got the better part of that deal.

     We have a ground cover growing near the waterfall.  I spent several hours thinning it out.  I have no idea what its name is.  What I do know, is that it hides the wild strawberries and those, ever so devious, hummingbird vines until they are well established and difficult to remove.  I thought I liked hummingbird vine, well I did actually, until I planted it in my yard.  Now it is a curse.  It’s invasive as hell, as difficult to control as a fresh from the wilds mustang, and a real pain in the aster to pull out.

Patty as Esther Williams

 

     Patty hates baths, rain, wet towels, washcloths, and squirt guns.  I’ve spent hours and numerous cookies trying to coax and or trick her into the bathtub to give her a bath.  Once I get her in the tub, she cringes in the corner, tucks her tail, ducks her head, and looks pitiful.  You send her out in the rain and you get the same reaction.  You would think you were killing her if you try to wipe her face with a wet paper towel or washcloth.  That is if you can catch her because when she see’s you coming at her with one she runs, hides in the back of her crate, and plays invisible dog.

     Now if only someone could explain her fascination with the pond.  Why is it, that when I turn my back for a second, I’m certain to find her standing on the rock ledge readying herself for an Esther Williams swan dive?  Maybe she does this to make me yell.  Could it be that she thinks my blood pressure needs a boost?  She’s never actually gone in.  However, she occasionally takes a drink while teetering on the edge just to make me crazy.

Balance has returned to our pond

 

     We’ve been hoping to have breeding Koi again.  A couple years back someone got into our yard, dumped a car battery in the pond, and killed all of our Koi.  I was heartbroken, they were our pets, they had names, and they ate food from our hands.  We had to work hard to clean out the pond, replace all the plants, snails, frogs—everything and get the pond back into balance.  Some of our baby Koi had gone to friends’ ponds over the years and they very graciously gave a few back to get us going again.  We also bought a few small Koi.

     Late last night I took the flashlight out to the pond.  A couple of weeks ago one of our Koi laid eggs and at night, shining a flashlight into the water, is the only time you can spot the fry (teensy newly hatched babies for those of you who don’t know fish terms.)  Yes, we have babies.  At least one that I know of and it looks like it might be yellow or white. 

     Proof to me that our pond is finally back to where it should be.  We have nine frogs that we’ve seen, there could be more.  We have eight large Koi about four or five years old and one that is small and is probably two years old.  There are snails, the water lilies are blooming, and I’ve even spotted a few salamanders.  Life in the pond is back to normal now if only we can keep Patty from trying to dive in there.

Be careful what you wish for

 

     My gardens were looking dry over a week ago and I was hoping for a little bit of rain.  I said a little rain.  I didn’t mean monsoon season.  We are now into our ninth day of rain.  It’s been pouring all night.  The yard is turning into a swamp and the Koi are thinking of going exploring.  Even the frogs seem depressed with all the rain, probably because the bugs are in hiding.  I don’t think they make umbrellas for flies or galoshes for beetles.

     Dear Hubby mowed the grass the day before the monsoon hit and the yard looks as though it’s grown several feet.  If this keeps up much longer, I’m going need a machete to get from the back door to the pond.  My flowers are thrilled with all the moisture, but then so are all the weeds.  The weeds are like an army of rampaging hookers attempting to take over the garden beds.

     We thought we’d fixed the leak in the basement.  It hadn’t leaked for over a year.  However, tonight it has sprung forth anew.  It looks like it’s back to the drawing board on that repair.  I think Gibbs from NCIS has the right idea.  Maybe I should be building a boat down there.

Bullfrogs scream like little girls.

 

Screaming frog

Screaming frog

     I keep hoping to hear our frogs croaking a web footed chorus but as of yet they haven’t.  We have no Michigan J. Frogs out there.  However, they do scream when surprised.  Normally it’s just a quick little “ACK” when they hop into the pond as we approach.

     This evening I was rambling around the yard when a sudden scream and a wild scramble at my feet startled me.  The next thing I heard was a loud thud when the poor creature ran into the side of the garden shed.  I had to find out what the creature was and whether or not it had dashed its brains out.  I cautiously approached the corner of shed, flashlight in hand, and tried to peer into the jumble of ferns and chocolate vines.  Whatever it was, screamed, and slammed into the shed again.  I moved back and then approached from a different angle.

     Finally, I caught sight of the creature.  One of my larger bullfrogs cowered in the spot of light for a second, then it screamed like a little girl, and bashed into the side of the shed again.  They aren’t the brightest lights in the harbor.

MIL’s home evaluation. We named the ducks.

 

     Well, we put in the six hours of work de-cluttering and cleaning at my MIL’s on Monday.  On Tuesday, Dear Hubby had to pick her up at the rehab and lead two of the pain in the ass ladies physical therapists over to the house.  Whereupon they proceeded to make the poor woman jump through their hoops demonstrate that she can do her day to day things in her own home.  By the time they finished their circus act compressing an entire day’s worth of activities into two freaking hours, she was beyond exhausted but had performed very well for them.  DH on the other hand was stumbling about and ready to fall down.  The heat had his MS giving him fits.

     At least today, after he came home from the rehab hospital he had the pleasure of watching the ducks play in the pond.  Yes, they came back again.  We sat out in the yard and enjoyed the floor show for a couple of hours.  Then they took their bows.  Gertrude stood at the top of the waterfalls, stretched her wings, and took off.  Gaspar quickly followed.