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Is there a decent program for my needs?

 

     I just spent way too many hours trying to put together a photo slide show of my cousin’s wedding.  Only to find that the program I have on my computer won’t burn the slide show onto a DVD. 

     If I want to do that, I have to buy the program–well gee whiz, Batman, I thought I did when it was installed in my computer.  Yep, it pays to read the fine print. 

     So, here’s what I’m looking for: a program that makes it easy for me to turn digital photos into a slide show and will burn them onto a DVD.  I’d also like to be able to add music to the slide show too.

     Any ideas people?  Do you know of a suitable program?

Shhh, I’m trying to watch the movie

 

     We had temperatures in the 90’s and plenty of humidity.  It was a good day to go to a movie.  My neighbor and I went to see the Harry Potter movie.  I loaded my purse with cough drops so I could sit through it without driving everyone crazy by coughing during the show.

     I needn’t have worried about that.  There were three young gals seated off to our right, across the aisle, and back two rows, whose mother’s had never taught them proper manners.  Through the entire movie, we heard them chewing their pop corn, candy and slurping their drinks.  My mother always told us to chew our food with our mouths closed I guess theirs never did. 

     There’s nothing like listening to dialogue punctuated with, “Chomp, chomp, chomp.  Sluuuurp.”  Mind you, I said they were across the aisle and two rows back.  My neighbor and I were both wishing for a mute button.  Then there was their stage whispered argument that almost made me throw a few cough drops at them.

     How was the movie?  I liked it even with the extra sound effects.

Taking a break for the ROADTRIP!

 

     The suitcase is packed, the car will be loaded tomorrow, and then I’ll be on my way.  In the meantime, I hope you all have a good time while I’m gone.  I’ll post when I get home. 

     Dear Hubby is in charge of the house and dogs while I’m gone—I hope to heaven the dogs behave for him.  They can be a handful when I’m not around.  (When the alpha dog’s away…and all that.)  Hey, I even have an ‘Alpha Dog’ T-shirt and DH bought it for me.

     I’ve left DH a list—it’s not long, just reminders as to what to do with the dog’s water, the fish, and to remember to water the potted vegetable garden and the flowers in the pots on the front porch every afternoon once the sun is off them.  I know him, without a list he’d forget to water the plants.  He wouldn’t add the cider vinegar to the dog’s water, which, by the way, has cleared up Gavin’s chronic ear infection.  So we don’t want to stop doing that do we?  He’d also ignore the fish and they’d have to live on algae—they would not be pleased.

There’s nothing like a klutz owning a klutzy dog…

 

     I’ve said it many times I am a klutz.  Now I’m telling you so is Gavin.  Occasionally Gavin follows Dear Hubby upstairs when he comes to wake me.  Gavin loves the idea of a good bed bouncing wake up call for me.  This morning was one of those days.  Even Patty got into the act.

     So there I was, helpless, under my covers, with two dogs and a husband pouncing on me.  DH thinks it’s hysterical because when they get the chance it is dogs gone wild.  It is on the bed, off the bed, on the bed, off the bed, leaping higher and higher, getting wilder with each leap…you get the idea.  Meanwhile I’m getting bruised, bashed, and smooched on by the two idiot dogs and DH is giggling like a fool.

     Finally, after I’ve suffered enough DH yells, “downstairs!”  And the pups are off down the hall and the steps like a shot.

     I weakly crawled out from under the covers and I notice a bit of blood on my bottom sheet near where they’d been hopping about.  Great, I strip the bed so I can get the bloodstain out of my BRAND NEW sheets.  I get dressed and carry the bedding down the hall.  I notice more blood—not a lot just spots of it on the floor. 

     I called downstairs, “Honey, check the dogs someone is bleeding.  Better check Gavin first.”

     I was right it was Gavin.  He broke a claw again.  Normally when Gavin does it, it means a vet run because the broken claw is never completely broken off.  At least this time he did it right, and we were easily able to stop the bleeding—dang, broken claws bleed like crazy.  He does this often, don’t know why, how, or how to stop it from happening.  It’s like me spraining ankles—I do it with great frequency.

You know the animals are spoiled when…

 

     The dogs bark at you when dinner isn’t in their dishes by five-thirty at the latest and you hurry up to give it to them. 

     The neighbor’s cat looks at you, at his treats, then at you again, and you give him some.

     The Koi beg for worms as soon as you walk near the pond so you go dig some out of the compost heap.

     The frog expects you to throw him some worms when you are feeding them to the Koi and you do it.

     The squirrels jump on the neighbor’s screen door when the corn cob she puts out for them is empty and she brings them a fresh cob.

     The poodle across the street expects you to have cookies in your pocket and you do.

     The basset hound whose owner walks him by on a regular basis wants to take a water break at your house on hot days and you have the dish filled and ready.

     The cat birds clean the blueberries off the bushes right under your nose, and you don’t chase them away.  Instead, you sigh, and think it’s a good thing you have bags of frozen blueberries in the freezer.

I’m no sugar and spice girl.

 

     I’m not a girly girl.  I never have been, never will be.  Proof of that hit me yesterday when my neighbor’s son came to the gate and told me he’d found a bunch of worms for the Koi.  I let him in, we went over to the pond, and I asked him if he wanted to feed the fish.  Nope, he didn’t want to handle the worms.  He handed me the large plastic drink cup in which he had them contained.  I giggled.  I couldn’t help myself.  I was trying to figure out how he’d picked up the worms without handling them.

     I was always a tom boy.  I started fishing as soon as I was able to hold a fishing pole.  If we went fishing with Grandpa or my Father, we had to bait our own hooks.  Worms don’t bother me.  I remember chasing a cousin or two with a nice big night crawler. 

     I remember when the boys in school would try to scare me with a snake or a mouse and I didn’t scream and run.  Instead, I’d squeal, “Oh, how cute!  Can I hold it?”  Picture their disappointed little faces.

     When I came in from playing outside, much to my mother’s chagrin, I was as filthy as all the neighborhood boys were.  Dad thought it was a hoot.

Have a happy and safe 4th of July!

Skunky? Here are some odor removal formulas.

 

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My friend in OK sent me her skunk out formula.  Her Husband is a cop and she’s mentioned in the past that this formula also gets rid of that decaying dead body odor…

1 lb box baking soda, 16 oz hydrogen peroxide, 3/4 cup gentle shampoo, 1/4 cup liquid dish soap like dawn or joy.  Mix and use immediately.  Something in it evaporates off so you can’t mix it and store it.

MJ sent me her formula which is white vinegar and peroxide for those who are sensitive to shampoos and/or Dawn dish soap.

Then there is a commercial product put out by the people who make Nature’s Miracle, Nature’s Miracle Skunk Odor remover and it’s available at most retail pet stores.

By the way, Nature’s Miracle is great for getting rid of blood stains, and pet odors and stains.

A skunk by any other name still stinks

 

     Mr. Skunk, Mr. Polecat, or (my mother’s favorite name for the darned things), Mr. Sachet Kitty is back. 

     Somewhere out there he’d let loose and the stench drifted into the house.  EW!  Dear Hubby and I both jumped up from our chairs, he ran to close the front door (short run of three steps), and I dashed to the back of the house to close the back door.  Out came the pet odor deodorizing spray and I lit some incense. 

     At least Mr. Skunk hadn’t let loose because of our dogs or me being outside.  Last time it was too close a call for me.  Our only hope is that he moves on—which I doubt will happen, or a car hits him—hopefully on the far side of the neighborhood.  I know that sounds nasty but I don’t want him back in my yard again.  I have two dogs that have no fear when it comes to chasing a strange critter. 

     My neighbor’s Standard Poodle would also chase it down.  I’m certain she’d not enjoy having a stinky dog leap into her bed.  Surprise Mom! 

     Then there are the two tiny dogs next door the smaller of the two has no fear either.  Little Demonica…er Angelica is less than half the skunk’s size but has the temperament of a Doberman when it comes to protecting what’s hers.  This includes anything she can see from her yard including my yard, the alley, and the street out front. 

     Which reminds me,  just in case one these dogs meets Mr. Skunk, I’ll have to E-mail a friend of mine for her skunk out formula.

Do not try this at home…

 

     Don’t you love when you hear that?  You know some danged fool will try IT, whatever IT is.  Are some people hard wired to do dumb stuff?  Other humans wouldn’t dream of doing those ‘don’t try this at home’ stunts because they have some common sense.

     Ah, there’s the rub.  Where has it gone?  What has happened to common sense, horse sense, practicality, plain old good judgment?  Is it old fashioned?  Is it out of style?  Has it gone the way of good manners and respect for your fellow man or woman?

     Today, on my way to Borders, I watched some young fellows of about twelve years of age riding their bikes.  They were playing a deadly game of tag with cars and trucks out on a major thoroughfare.  Then there were the skateboarding guys who were weaving around cars in the busy parking lot—I almost ran one over when he darted out in front of me.  Hey Mom, was that your kid out there?  I bet he doesn’t pull those stunts anywhere near home because you’d kill him.

I added a new page

     Check out my newly added page ‘The Bull Pen’ I’ve begun to put some pictures of Gavin and Patty there.   As I take new ones I’ll add those too.

     I’d love to get some pictures of them jumping through their Hula Hoops but that’s up to Dear Hubby.  I need him to take them while I put the pups through their paces and since the weather is getting hot he is seldom outside. 

     We’ll try doing a little begging.  Speaking of that, maybe we can get him to snap some pictures of Patty doing her famous stick ’em up routine while we’re at it.

     Later, we might add some pics of our God Puppy, Charlie and our Bulldog friends, Brutus and Diamond.

The dogs are turning into AC sissies

 

     With his MS, Dear Hubby needs to have the air conditioning on as soon as the temperatures begin to climb into the eighties and the humidity begins.  The dogs don’t need it.  However, Patty and Gavin have decided that they LOVE being cool and comfy.  No, these dogs aren’t spoiled…much.  When it’s hot outside, they don’t want to stay out in the yard with me, they want to be inside with DH. 

     If it is humid and hot, they won’t go out unless they HAVE TO GO.  It’s not as though they have heavy, long, or thick coats.  These two have short coats.  You would think I was dragging them to their deaths to watch them.  Patty will make a circuit or two around the yard and then she’ll stand at the back door begging me to take her back into the cool.  Gavin is worse.  He’ll go out into the yard as few steps as possible to squat and pee.  Why lift a leg when to find something to lift it on would mean walking across the yard. 

     DH’s need for AC has turned these two dogs into sissies. 

     “What do you mean go out there in the heat?  We might melt!” 

     Wimps.

Big city wild critters

 

     Wild critters wander this big city at night.  At least they do around my neighborhood.  Tonight I had a skunk trot along behind me as I walked into my back porch.  You’d better believe I closed the door quick.  He was within two feet of me.  I’m so glad he didn’t spook and spray.  That would not have been fun.  The dogs would’ve barked at me for days.  Dear Hubby would’ve laughed his assets off while handing me tomato juice and a bucket.  I would’ve been mad as hell because I’m wearing my best jeans.

     A couple of weeks ago a neighbor had to kill an opossum who had somehow managed to get his teeth stuck in the wire fencing that’s beside their house.  The critter was truly stuck.  He didn’t want to kill it but there was no way he could free it easily.  As it was, he had to cut the fencing to get the critter off it. 

     We’ve seen deer, raccoons, and hawks of all sorts, tons of rabbits and squirrels, ducks, Canadian geese, wild turkeys and even a pheasant or two near our home.  DH says that when he was a child they had foxes roaming about.  I think the only wild critter we haven’t seen in our neighborhood is a bear.  We are NOT out in the country.  We are smack dab in the center of Pennsylvania’s third largest city.