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It’s my birthday so I’m taking the day off.
You all have a good one!
Posted in Misc
Tags: Author, Caregiver, Disability, Doggoned, Life, Love, Multiple Sclerosis, Writer, Writing
A quick funny for you today.
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A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog, as she sat contemplating ecological issues, on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess’ lap and said, “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back Into the dapper, handsome, charming, young Prince that I was and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother. There, you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought, “I don’t fucking think so.”
Fairy tale, small section this time …sorry Cuz.
Posted by doggonedmysteries
“Then most certainly one of the fish is his.” Cragger tossed the largest fish to McDougal. “Here’s yours.”
The dog settled down and tore into his meal, his tail wagged the entire time. As soon as he finished, he walked over to Mavelle and gave her face a big slurp.
“Oh, icky fish breath! You crazy hound.” She hugged his neck for a minute. “Go lie down now.”
“Here” Cragger passed a plate to her. “We’ll need plenty of energy for what we have to do.”
They passed their meal in silence then, their thoughts filled with what was to come. The imagination is not a pretty thing sometimes.
Posted in My blog
Tags: Author, Craft of writing, Disability, Fairy tale, Fiction, Love, Multiple Sclerosis, Writer, Writing
All the better to play indoors
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Posted in Dog related
Tags: Author, Bull Terriers, Disability, Doggoned, Dogs, Multiple Sclerosis, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
There will be no 2013 Pennwriters conference for me.
Posted by doggonedmysteries
To all my Pennwriters friends… I will not be attending the Pennwriters conference this year.
The Curmudgeon’s tests have shown that he is having some seizure activity and he is not allowed to drive for a while. I do not feel as though I can go that far away from home for that long now.
Just think, I won’t be there to win baskets this year. However, this also means I won’t be there to donate my usual number of them either. I will miss you all very much. Please snag extra handouts, take copious notes, and send me copies!!!
I am crushed, heartbroken, devastated, and I will miss you all very much.
Posted in Writer
Tags: Author, Disability, Doggoned, Family, Life, Multiple Sclerosis, Pennwriters conference, Writer, Writing
My two therapists
Posted by doggonedmysteries
I do wish I’d grabbed my camera yesterday when The Curmudgeon’s friend showed up. Gavin and Patty were so excited to see him I thought they’d mow him down.
When he finally sat down on the couch both dogs took that as an invitation to roughhouse. He took it in good spirits because he needed doggy attention. He recently lost both his dogs mere weeks apart. By the time he left, he’d been thoroughly loved on by my two. They make good grief counselors.
We told him to come back any time for a doggy fix because they certainly enjoy the attention.
You all have a good one!
The Dogtors are in
Posted in Dog related
Tags: Author, Bull Terriers, Doggoned, Dogs, Love, Multiple Sclerosis, Rescue Dogs, Writer, Writing
Return of the Fairy Tale
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“My Lady, if you can give me the means to kill him, I will help you. You have my word.”
Mavelle opened her pack and pulled out a bundle. She opened the bundle with great care. Lifting the crystal knife from its wrappings, she showed it to Cragger. Its surface glowed, a perfect reflection of the fire that kept them warm. “I hate to admit that I almost lost this when the troll attacked my sister and her party. After that, I felt it best put away safely until I could find someone to wield it for me. I knew I hadn’t the strength to do it myself.” She handed it to Cragger.
Cragger turned the blade over in his hand. “The Griffon’s blade! I thought it was a myth. This was lost to History a millennium ago.”
“That explains why I never heard of it.”
“My Lady, This blade has struck down Gods and Giants. It will do against the troll.” He held the blade in both hands, raised them as in the Goddess blessing, and bowed his head. “I am honored.”
“Now sir, you may rest your head in the shelter with me and my companion. Since he shows me that I am safe with you.” Mavelle pointed to McDougal who stretched out on his side snored loud enough to rival the thunder overhead.
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Tags: Author, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Doggoned, Fairy tale, Love, Multiple Sclerosis, Writer, Writing
Genre fiction, what is your favorite?
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Lately, I’ve been reading a variety of genres. I am still not fond of Romances, I find that life is never what you wish for, it has rough patches, and romance is seldom anything like one reads in books.
I am enjoying some of the new fantasies out there and, of course, most mysteries. I’ve never liked spy/espionage books. Don’t know why, but neither the books nor the films intrigue me in the least. Tried to read a couple, and still don’t like them.
Not a big fan of hard sci-fi either. I can’t help it, it’s how I am.
Now it’s your turn, what do like to read?
Posted in Books and movies
Tags: Author, books, Craft of writing, Disability, Doggoned, Fiction, Multiple Sclerosis, Writer, Writing
Yikes! I hate wind.
Posted by doggonedmysteries
With the expectation of high winds of 60 mph I might not be posting tomorrow. It all depends on if we have damage here or not.
There is also the possibility of trees coming down with the ground so danged wet. We’ve had the weirdest weather the last couple of years.
You all have a good one and stay safe.
Posted in Weather related
Tags: Author, Caregiver, Disability, Doggoned, Home, Life, Multiple Sclerosis, Writer, Writing
Face Off on Syfy
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Face Off, do you watch it? I’ve been watching since the first one because I love Hollywood make up and props. They’ve had some great artists go through. The previews for this season seemed to promise even better.
I have to say that this bunch has me very disappointed. So far, only two out of the entire group have shown any promise. Color me blue. I am sad. I hoped this season they’d really knock my socks off, but so far, they have all disappointed me.
If you watch the show, please tell me what you think. Are you disappointed with this group too?
You all have a good one!
Posted in Favorite TV shows
Tags: Author, Caregiver, Disability, Doggoned, Favorite TV shows, Life, Multiple Sclerosis, Writer, Writing
Fairy tale returns…
Posted by doggonedmysteries
A large tear rolled down Cragger’s face. “Grandfather led a group of miners into the mine, the first shift after the decision to mine the one tunnel. Hours passed and one mine car after another arrived outside loaded with fabulous jewels. Everyone celebrated their new-found wealth.”
His hand trembled. He swiped tears from his eyes, and continued his tale. “No one knew what to think when the mine cars suddenly stopped coming. Hours passed and no cars arrived on the surface. Finally, in the distance, one could hear mine cars approach. No one expected the sight that met their eyes when the cars exited the mine.” Cragger’s voice cracked.
“Please, stop and drink.” Mavelle feared what he’d say next and wished to put it off for a few minutes.
The Dwarf drained his wine-skin, took a few deep breaths, and began to recite his tale of horror. “Blood, bodies, body parts, none alive. Not one survivor in the first four cars that reached the surface. The fifth car was the worst, two of Grandfather’s brother– one alive and broken, the other dead and torn apart. Grandfather alive, bloodied and half out of his mind pushed the cart the entire way. He raved about a monster. A rock troll. After that day, he swore he’d never enter a mine or any underground again for as long as he lived, and he lived another six hundred and seven years.”
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Tags: Author, Caregiver, Craft of writing, Disability, Doggoned, Fiction, Multiple Sclerosis, Writer, Writing
Another installment of the fairy tale
Posted by doggonedmysteries
“Ah, my tale. It is a tale of danger, heroism, and cowardice and I hope it ends here in these ruins.” There he paused and seemed to wait for her to comment.
“Ends here? How? Why?”
“Let me start at the beginning. Many long ago and far aways, my great, great, great, ever so great-grandfather ran afoul a stone troll. The very one I have tracked to these ruins.”
“But, Sir Cragger, I am after the very same troll, he holds my sisters prisoner.”
“Then it must be by the fates that I was drawn here. Let me continue my tale and we shall see if it is so. Grandfather was deep in the family mine digging for gems as we do when he opened a new cavern with the strike of a hammer. He had no idea there was one behind the wall he’d been hammering on for a lifetime.” Cragger reached for his pack and drew out a wine skin. He offered it to Mavelle but she shook her head.
“No thank you. Please go on.”
Cragger drank deep, wiped his mouth on his sleeve, belched, begged her pardon, and continued. “Grandfather began to mine the new tunnel finding better jewels there than we’d found for centuries in the old mines. At the end of the shift, he came out of the mine with more quality jewels than our family had seen in a century. A family council met and the Elders decided to have everyone mine that tunnel. No one suspected the danger and horror that lurked deep within.”














