Malcolm’s Mayhem 11

     The first summer Malcolm was with us, we found out that he couldn’t swim.  It’s not that he didn’t try.  He did try many times, and failed.  It’s strange to watch your beloved pet dog paddling like hell but sinking straight to the bottom like a large white rock.  Our other two Bull Terriers could swim, who knew?

     The first time we observed the spectacle Dear Hubby had Malcolm on a leash and was walking him around a lake.  Malcolm was having a wonderful time scampering along the bank, hopping up on the many small docks, and bounding off into the water on the opposite sides.

     That was until he leapt off one that had a deep pool on the far side.  Next thing DH knew Malcolm was dog paddling and sinking fast.  He hauled him out as quickly as he could.

     Putting the incident down to inexperience on Malcolm’s part he figured a few swimming lessons over the summer would solve the problem.  DH was on the swim team in school, he was even a lifeguard for years, and well, why don’t we say, it was a case of male logic.

     He took Malcolm out to the lake many times.  Malcolm would try to swim with him but it never failed, the dog sank and DH had to go to the rescue.  DH gave up eventually and we didn’t think about very often.

     That was until we visited relatives who had an in-ground pool in their back yard.  However, the first time Malcolm was out in the yard, he spotted the swimming pool.  In he went, and not in the shallow end, no, he had to dive into the DEEP end.  Malcolm dog paddled all the way to the bottom.  DH, thank goodness, had Malcolm on a leash and managed to pull him out before the idiot dog even realized he was on the bottom of the pool.

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Posted on November 15, 2008, in Dog related, My blog and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. ROTFL – poor Malcolm. Bless his heart for trying so hard.

    Phoebe, Golden Retriever, learned to swim on a camping trip where we met a black lab who was an excellent swimmer. Never a dog to be outdone, she stood at the edge of the water studying his style until she thought she had it.

    She backed up, ran full tilt and was one very surprised dog when she found herself neck high in water about fifteen feet out. It took several tries before she figured out that dogs cannot walk on water!

  2. doggonedmysteries's avatar doggonedmysteries

    Walking on water…Malcolm tried that too, but also found it didn’t work. I’m glad we didn’t have our pond while he was with us, he’d have drowned for sure. He never did get it that he had no buoyancy. The dog was all muscle and heavy bone, no fat.

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