Since I’m still under the weather…
I’m only just getting around to posting, we had some thunderstorms last night and I actually went to bed at a normal people time.
I thought I’d pass along a few bad puns so you all can moan and groan with me.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”
(They weren’t fish they were fsh. Fish would’ve missed the dam.)
A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.
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Doggonedmysteries 
In the hope you’re feeling better, and your storms are gone, I will contribute the first pun I actually figured out as a wee tot with a father who adored puns and other word play.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
It continues to make me laugh after over half a century.
I Love it! As you know, I have a soft spot for bad puns. Maybe I’ll make Sundays bad pun day here. 😉
Then there’s the night when Coho and Sockeye gather and repeat the same noise until midnight.
It’s the salmon changed evening.
Salmon chanted evening
(damn dyslexic fingers)
Dang, still not back to 100%?! Hope you get better soon… Sugar sends healing bully kisses.
We love the mussel one the most, FUNNY!!! Thanks for sharing!!
xo sugar & martine
You can thank my friend Jimjim for the puns…