Fun at the vet or Chicken Dog has a bad day

 

     Another sleep deprived day.  Dear Hubby woke me early to say that Gavin’s face was still swollen but not quite as much as last night.  I had him call the vet while I showered and dressed.  We had the choice of going in around 11 a.m. to see a vet who hasn’t seen our dogs nor does he know us, or wait until 2:45 to see our favorite vet.  We chose the 2:45 appointment.  Gavin doesn’t care who it is he sees he doesn’t want to be there anyway.

     Gavin loves to ride in the car, but he hates going to the vet’s office.  I thank my lucky stars that he doesn’t have to go often.  When we arrive, he’ll hop out of the car, mark the porch steps, walk inside, sit on the scale long enough to give a paw and have his weight checked, and all is hunky dory until I begin to walk him to an exam room.  He puts on the brakes and drops to the floor.  You can offer him all the cookies in the world and he won’t get to his feet and walk.

     If you’ve ever wondered why a vet’s office has slippery floors, it’s for chicken dogs.  They slide along rather nicely.  Of course, one looks like a cruel person while one drags a flattened, floor hugging, 65 pound dog across the waiting room.  The only time he’ll get to his feet is when you cross the threshold of the exam room and he decides it’s time to leave.  DH has learned to close the door fast.  (Now you know why I drag DH along.) 

     While we wait for the vet to come in, Gavin tries to hide under the chair DH is sitting on.  Heck, he even tried to crawl under my purse.  When the vet came in, I was sitting on the floor with 65 pounds of shaking, shedding, white dog on my lap.  He shed enough fur to knit another dog in the few minutes we waited.  I’ve never had a vet phobic dog before so bear with me.  Gavin won’t look our vet in the face even when bribed with the tastiest of treats. 

     The vet wanted to look in Gavin’s mouth—well, let’s say he wanted to, tried to, but then broke down into the giggles and asked if we had a jack.  I suggested a crow bar.  Gavin was NOT going to open his mouth.  The scenario is that we all hope it’s a bee sting or something to that effect.  However, in case it is an infection the vet decided he had to do something.

     One antibiotic shot and a couple of prescriptions later we were out off there.  Gavin hauled ass to get out of the building, and pile into the car.  I’m to call them every day to let them know how Chicken Dog is and if the swelling doesn’t go down and Gavin isn’t back to his old self in a few days we’ll go back.  They will sedate him to take a good look in his mouth.  {Sigh}  Since the day he arrived, this dog has never been ‘easy.’

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  1. I know it’s not funny (giggle), but it’s so human. Love the thought of knitting another Gavin. Wouldn’t call Boomer a Chicken Dog exactly, he was more of 120 pounds of passive resistance. Had a floor level exam table that rose? He’s lay on it and as soon as whoever reached for the button he’d ooze off. Want his weight? He’s sit anywhere except on the scale. Want to give him a shot? Vet got down on the floor with him, dog inhaled treats, ‘curled’ up in vet’s lap until the tech handed over the needle. Boom stretched himself out full length putting the target zone way out of reach.

    Its embarrassing to say, but I got so I enjoyed taking him to see what he’d do next.

  2. My Labrador’s a a bit like that. I got the giggles, the last time, which really didn’t help matters!

    • Giggles do tend to reinforce the behavior especially in Bull Terriers who seem to love provoking laughter in humans.

      One of my Malcolm’s Mayhem stories describes what laughter did to reinforce his naughtiness in obedience class.

  3. So Sorry to hear the big guys isnt doing well – I have the same reaction from Woodrow leaving the vets office – i have to drag him out – go figure –

    hope he is better soon – sending bully hugs and kisses your way

    Woodrow – Sweetie – MJ

  4. I remember our golden retriever being a bit of a challenge. Dad would walk him round the car park until one of us would shout out of the door that it was time to go in. Then Dram would dive straight in through the waiting room and into the room (reminiscent of a force 9 gale!). He would steadfastly refuse to get on the table or the scales, and poor Dad would have to pick him up to be placed on the table – no mean feat as he was about 6 stone or more at one point, I’m sure, and would adopt the deadweight pose when lifted! Then would follow the challenge to keep up with him as he went out to the car – through anything in his way!

  5. My JRT isn’t a problem, but I still dread taking her as she has decided that, purely because she’s on the lead, all other dogs are Evil and must be growled at, constantly. Dogs!

  6. LOL this was a wonderful read. MacGyver is back home…Ann the pom is glad…we also have 2 other’s….. Casey Jones, the hot dog, Sophia the jack russell circus dog plus 5 cat’s. My vet’s on speed dial and he make house calls! LOL

    • I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one with the vet on speed dial.

      Bull Terriers will often hide that they are ill. With the odd shape of their heads the question, “How can you tell his face is swollen?” did come up when we arrived. My answer? “I can tell.”

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