Rewriting, or why doesn’t that editor on my shoulder shut up?

 

     “There that chapter is fixed.”  I stretch and let out a satisfied sigh.

     My little editor taps me on the shoulder.  “Why did you take out that scene?”

     “Because it didn’t work with the changes I made.  Besides, the new scene is better.”

     “But I liked that scene.  It was a good scene.”  The editor kicks me in the temple. 

     “Ouch.  Shut up.  It’s not going back in.  It doesn’t work.”

     “And yet you kept that awful dialogue on page sixty one,” he says with a sneer.

     “That was good dialogue.  What makes you say it was awful?” 

     “Would anyone truly say that?  Is it realistic?”

     Beads of sweat break out on my forehead.  I pop up the page and read the dialogue aloud.  “I think it’s realistic.  I don’t see any problem with it.”

     “Okay, I’ll let that slide, but—“

     “No buts.  It’s time to move on to the next chapter.”

     “Okay.  In the first scene, you need to—“

     “Shut up!  Let me do it.  I know what I want to do here.”

     The editor flops onto the back of my chair and whines, “You never listen to me.”

     “Do too.”

     “Do not.”

     “Have it your way.  Now, chapter thirteen, page seventy seven.  Scene one stays as it is.”

     “Are you sure about that?”

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Posted on November 15, 2009, in My blog, My books, Writer, Writing and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. I think many writers will relate to this sequence. Thanks for sharing this very amusing read.

  2. I had been wondering where my editor went. Once I stopped all “serious” writing he decamped and has not been heard from since. Tell him for me that I’m still intransigent. Big words can stop him long enough to take a breath and refresh the coffee mug.

  3. And every once in a while, that editor on your shoulder says, “This paragraph on page twenty-one is wrong.”
    And you say, “No, it isn’t. It’s good.”
    “It needs work.”
    “No it doesn’t!”
    “Yes! It does!”
    “No!”
    But in the back of your mind, another little voice is saying, “Well . . . maybe . . . “

  4. Uh oh, Dave has two little editors.

    Maybe that’s where yours went Elena.

    Thanks for stopping by Cassandra. Come back any time!

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