Yuck, no more white stuff please

 

     What can I say?  When this winter is finally over, I won’t want to see anything white for many months.  Maybe I’ll dye Gavin green for March. 

     Never mind, knowing the people in this area I think I’d get tired of hearing, “Hey lady you’ve got a green dog.” 

     “Ya think?”

     How about neon pink?  He has to go for his shots and our vet has a great sense of humor.  Can you see me walking a neon pink Gavin into his office?

     “Hi A.  Do you think that Gavin’s allergies might be getting worse?”

     He’d take one look at neon pink Gavin and fall on the floor laughing. 

     Would Patty get jealous and want her white parts tinted too?

     If I had some food coloring in the house, I’d go air brush the darned snow.  A yard full of rainbow colors would certainly look more cheerful. 

     On second thought, knowing my dogs, all that color would track inside the house and what a lovely mess I’d have to clean up.  I guess I’ll live with the plain old white snow.

I wrote this in the wee hours of the morning as usual.  It’s now late in the afternoon and we are in blizzard conditions.  From the looks of things outside, we may be inside for a month! 

Go ahead Lee, if you are reading this, LAUGH your A$$ off. 

I can’t find my van or DH’s pick up in the driveway, and I’m going to have to dig a path in the yard for the dogs.

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Posted on February 10, 2010, in Weather related, Writer, Writing and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. I think a neon pink mohawk would be more Gavin’s style. He is a guy after all.

    I’ve had my moments of considering what it would take to spray my snow green. Well at least the 3-4 inches that came down yesterday have given the old stuff a nice crisp white coat to shine in the sunlight.

    Gavin would need hair extensions to have a Mohawk. LOL!

  2. Well, the storm I predicted back in October finally arrived today…yuck! I was hoping it would come sooner and get it over with, but nooooooo, ‘course it didn’t. We have close to 8 inches now (at 2:30pm) and the worst is yet to come later this afternoon/evening:( Hope everyone else is staying warm and dry, just wish I had a fireplace to enjoy this with.

    I am soooo glad we hired someone to do snow removal before this hit. I dug out the back and front steps, a short path in the yard for the dogs and I’m huffing and puffing. Getting older isn’t always fun.

  3. Hair extensions? LOL Try glue first 😀

    Ew, that’d be messy!
    Hey, I took some pics a little while ago that I’ll post for tomorrow.

  4. Yes, would be messy both going on and being removed, but, the alternative would be to pinch the hair to get the hair extensions on…not sure Gavin would like that lol

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