Too much information
A local plastic surgeon is advertising a new liposuction. “We can remove your belly fat and use it to enlarge your butt and enhance your breasts.”
Now, the truth be told, I’d love to have some belly fat removed. It’s always been a trouble spot for me. However, even though I have no ass, I have no desire to have my fat removed from one place and added to another. Besides, since I’ve never had an ass (I’ve known several asses in my lifetime but we won’t go there) I wouldn’t know how to act, dress, or sit on one. I’m used to my flat ass. I’m betting it would seem oh so weird having new fat back there. Would I have to learn how to walk all over again? Would I bounce out of a chair if I flopped in it? I have so many questions.
That brings us to the other part of the body they will inject the fat. I’d rather have a reduction in the boob zone than an enhancement. Mine aren’t overlarge but why not have my boobs reduced so in another decade or two they aren’t pointing at the ground? Little boobs stay perky.
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I would love to lose my belly fat, too. As for relocating it? I’ll sell it to the highest bidder. Maybe a starlet? That body fat will not see the likes of any part of me ever again.
Why is it that belly fat seems to be the hardest to lose, anyway? Never had problems losing in the hips and boobs before, ‘course I didn’t inTEND to lose in the boobs but that’s the area that always lost the weight first and I didn’t have much to lose in the first place 😦
I wish I knew why the belly fat is so darned hard to lose. I too always lose the boobs and butt fat first and I have no ass to begin with!
Perhaps I’m naive, but it seems to me that if you have so much belly fat that you are willing to risk a surgical procedure to reduce your belly, you already have more than enough in your butt and breasts.
Besides, if they do all that then you will have to stand up until all the healing is completed. You couldn’t sit, or lay on your back or front – and laying on your side seems questionable.
Then there is the problem of the male patient – does he really want to enhance his breasts?
All in all very strange, but not as upsetting as the ads for magic depression pills that can kill you or worse.
You said it lady!
That’s what I want if I ever get depressed: An antidepressant that depresses me to where I want to kill myself. Yessiree, Bob, sign me up now!
Sure sounds like you’re ready. 😉
Patty’s sooo cute!! Is that her super-dog shirt?
LOL! Actually it’s one of her ‘Daddy’s’ cop shirts. She was wearing it to keep her from her spay stitches and it worked well. It is an old picture but one of my favorites of her.
If they sucked out my surplus fat I would much rather they chucked it away, I don’t need it anywhere else thanks 🙂
I agree whole heartedly. If they take it out I don’t want it back.