Ra-pun-zel, Ra-pun-zel, let down your hair.  Come on everyone dust off your favorite puns and let’s have some fun.

     There’s a new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses.  They are for people who love meat tender.

     When you keep burping up that mustard you had on your hot dog it’s Dijon Vu.

     Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank. . . . . proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

     A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p. m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!” “No, I’m sorry”, replied the bartender, “it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.”