Category Archives: Dog related

Okay, I’m certain I’ll get flack over this post but someone has to say it.

 

      P.T. Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.”  He was right.

     Designer dogs are mutts, mixed breeds, mongrels.  I kid you not.  Only a few years ago, those “designer dogs” were the dogs people gave away.  Yes, you heard me right they were free.  If you’ve paid more than a hundred dollars at most, you’ve been taken to the cleaners.  Did you know that by endorsing designer dogs you are aiding puppy mills by turning them into a VERY lucrative business?  Because now they can breed mutts, ask a ridiculous price for them, and they answer to no one.  At least with registered purebred dogs they had to answer to national and international registries.

     Granted they can be cute, but muddling up purebred lines will do nothing more than, in the future, give you dogs that have no distinct characteristics.  They will all look like the feral dogs you find in third world countries.  The excuse that designer dogs are healthier is not true.  Reputable breeders of purebred dogs do their utmost to make sure their dogs are healthy and that their temperaments are only the very best.  Mind you, I said REPUTABLE! 

 

 

Bed bouncing Bull Terrier

 

     I’d taken Gavin outside and left Patty to her own devices for a little while, mistake number one.  I’d left my bedroom door opened, mistake number two.  I’d trusted Patty to wait at the kitchen door for her turn to go out, mistake number three.

     I think she’d already decided to make a beeline for my bedroom as soon as the porch door closed.  I wasn’t outside with Gavin for very long, just long enough for her to get into a little mischief.  When we came inside, I expected her to be waiting by the door for her turn to go out.  She wasn’t there but I heard the unmistakable thunder of Bull Terrier feet flying down the hall and then the steps.  Poof, the naughty girl was in front of me trying to look innocent.

     I took her out.  When we came back inside, I went upstairs to inspect my room—the other two rooms had their doors closed.  I was prepared for damage but was pleasantly surprised to find none–really, she hadn’t destroyed anything.  However, the evidence was clear.  She’d been jumping on my bed.  Or, as we call it in this house, she’d been Bully Bed Bouncing.  How did I know this?  My nicely made bed was not so nicely made and my pillows were on the floor.  SHE had been busy.

What would someone find in your couch?

    

      In Spokane Washington, a woman bought a used couch for $27.00 and found she had a stow-away inside it.  A CAT.  Which brings to mind what someone might discover in mine later.

     Knowing my dogs as I do there will probably be a Nylabone or three stashed away in my couch’s depths.  There might even be some spare change.  There’s a good possibility that a dust bunny or two may have stowed-away.  It could be that the sock monster has used it as a place to stash his prizes.  Maybe there’s a dog cookie or two but I doubt that because these two never let a snack pass them by, ever.  You might even find some beads that pulled a mass escape when I was working on some jewelry.

     That’s my couch.  Now, it’s up to you.  What would someone find in your couch?

Of mourning doves and dogs

 

     My dogs aren’t supposed to be bird dogs.  It’s not something that BTs were bred for but lately you’d think they were.  For some odd reason I have two mourning doves who are hanging around the pond.  After several days of them taking flight from under Gavin and Patty’s noses, the dogs are looking for the dumb birds, even pointing them.  I say dumb birds because they don’t go far and return to the same place as soon as we walk away from the pond.

     The dogs know I have a strict rule of no birds, no chasing them, no hunting them, and no killing them.  But what’s a dog to do when they no longer fly away but run along in front of them?  (If you recall from an earlier post, I won’t let the pups run loose in the yard until we can repair the fence this summer.)  The doves are driving the pups crazy with this ground hugging nonsense.  Although I think if the birds took flight, it’d really chafe under their collars.

     Every time we go out now, they drag me to the pond where they will point out the doves.  I keep telling them they aren’t bird dogs they’re BTs.  I think they are suffering from delusions of Setter grandeur or Brittany fantasies.

When characters revolt

 

     What do you do when your characters pull a coup?  In one of my books, they seem to be doing just that.  I can’t get my protagonist on board with my ideas.  The antagonist has gone willy-nilly into the background and the whole story line has gone to the dogs.  Yes, to the dogs.  It seems that they want to be the real stars in book four.  No, there isn’t an excerpt to read.  It’s not ready for that.  It may never be ready for that.

     Book four is an idea, one that I add to occasionally.  I won’t get around to writing it until after I finish books one through three.  However, even in idea form the characters are not cooperating.  Book four has become a repository for scenes that don’t work in the other books.  It might stay locked in a file under the title of The Big Book of Unused Scenes, or it may be the book where the dogs take center stage and the other characters blend into the background.

     In any case, it’s where most of the brilliant but overdone doggy scenes I cut from the other books go when they don’t work.

MIL update, Gavin, and miscellaneous thoughts

 

     Dear Hubby’s mother has come down with a cold but she’s still working hard in her daily PT.  The feisty old gal is quite resolute about getting out of the Rehab Hospital.  It’s been a little over a month since her fall and she is showing no lack of determination.  Dear Hubby is there every day while she does her PT, which I think is a great help in motivating her.

     Gavin’s ear looks good and he’s been enjoying daily romps with Patty.  Although, now when she gets a bit nippy around his ears she does get a scolding.  You can practically see her roll her eyes at you.  “Geez, I can’t grab his ears and you yell at me for dragging him around by his collar.  What’s a girl to do?”  The no collar rule stems from having to buy Gavin new ones too many times after she’d chewed through them (while they were still on his neck.)

     We had a gray drizzly day today but it was warm.  In between sprinkles, I did some clean up work on the pond.  I won’t be able to do the major work until spring is in full blast.

Using your dog’s behaviors in training

     I’ve said before that Gavin was a real handful when we got him at the age of eight weeks.  I wasn’t kidding in the least.  Mr. Dominate was a nipper, jumper, and hated the word no.  He was not a dog for the faint of heart.  But then, no Bull Terrier is. 

     He would jump at me and nip my clothes leaving me with quite the holey wardrobe.  I finally hit on a way to funnel his love for jumping into a trick he’d enjoy and would save me buying all new clothing.  I bought a Hula-hoop and began to teach him to jump through it when I said ‘hoop’ and would reward him with a treat.  He learned it quickly and loved the attention his new trick brought to him.  He enjoyed it so much he forgot about nipping.

     We’d invite Cleo the standard poodle who lives across the street over to our yard for play dates.  We didn’t have a second dog at the time.  He taught her how to jump hoops.  I had to buy a second Hula-hoop so they didn’t clang into each other trying to jump through the same hoop at the same time.  It looked like a circus act.

     After Patty arrived, he showed her the ropes and now she does good hoop jumps.  Maybe we should take the act on the road…

You can teach an old dog new tricks.

 

     Dear Hubby and I thought it would be fun to teach the pups to raise their paws in the air when we say, “stick ‘em up.”  Patty caught on in no time.  Gavin is still working on it.  He hasn’t the balance that Patty has.  Maybe it’s his bottom, could it be that his is more round than hers is?  Gavin tries but we usually end up accepting a paw shake from him instead.  He can’t seem to get both paws up at the same time for more than a fraction of a second.  However, he’s the best darn paw giver out there.  He’ll give a paw to anyone who has a cookie.

     In contrast, Patty has decided that ‘stick ‘em up’ is more fun than giving a paw.  She’ll throw her paws into the air with great enthusiasm sometimes stretching them up so far that she nearly tips over backwards.  I say not bad for a five-year-old.  When Patty first arrived as a rescue four years ago, we thought she might be a little slow on the uptake.  We were wrong.  Once she’d settled in here, she proved to be the smarter of the two dogs.

     Mind you, Gavin is no half wit.  He’s quite bright but he’s also ten times as stubborn as she is.  He was the most dominate puppy I’ve ever dealt with in the twenty eight years I’ve had Bull Terriers.  It took a full year for him to accept that Mom was top dog.  Both dogs think of DH as another sibling.

Stitch free and happy not to have to go back there

 

     Gavin jumped into the car as eager to go for a ride as always.  When we arrived at the vet’s office, we could see the ‘oh no’ expression on his face.  Dear Hubby waited in the car with Gavin while I went inside to let them know we were there.  It wasn’t long before they told me to bring him inside they were ready for him. 

     To say that Gavin is embarrassing in the vet’s office is an understatement.  In the waiting room, there were two dogs, a Westie, a Chocolate Lab, and an invisible cat in a carrier.  Now one would think a sixty plus pound Bull Terrier would walk in anywhere with an air of confidence.  Not Gavin, he paused to lift his leg on the bottom step of the porch, trotted up the stairs, walked through two doors, and then all confidence ceased.

     Down went his head, his tail tucked under him, his front paws splayed, and he stopped dead in his tracks.

     “C’mon Gavin.  Cookie.”  I dragged him forward a few inches.

     Westie woman said, “Aw isn’t he cute.”

     Gavin flattened to the floor like month old road kill.

     “C’mon Gavin they’re waiting for you,” DH said.

     Gavin scrunched his eyes closed.  {If I can’t see you, you can’t see me.}

     The Chocolate Lab man started to chuckle.

     I waved a cookie under Gavin’s nose.  “Let’s go.”

     He opened one eye.

     “Gavin, you’re making a scene.  Get up.  You’re not going in front of a firing squad.  They’re only going to take out your stitches.”

     The lady with the invisible cat looked away and stifled a giggle.

     In his best Shakespearean tragedy performance, Gavin stood and skulked to the exam room.  Once there he cringed in a corner, waiting for heaven knows what. 

     It took the technician only a few minutes to remove the stitches from Gavin’s ear.  When it was over, he gave her his paw several times for several cookies.  DH opened the door to the exam room and Gavin couldn’t get out of the room or building fast enough.

     I went back inside to pick up heartworm medication for the pups, and as I was leaving, I told the gals in reception, “Bye.  Hope we won’t be seeing you too soon.”  With Bull Terriers, you never know.

E-collars, BTs, and feedback

     One of the two E-collars I’d ordered arrived today.  Glad we don’t need them now but I’ll stash them away for any future ‘just in cases’.   With Bull Terriers you never know and these cost me half of what the vet’s office charged.

      The feedback I’ve been getting on the blog’s new look has been great.  So far, everyone likes the change.

     Is it me or is everyone feeling as though this has been a VERY, VERY long winter?  It was so blustery cold today that Gavin and Patty weren’t eager to go out unless they absolutely had to go.  I’m ready for the warm weather to get here and stay for more than a day or two.

Back into the swing of things

     Dear Hubby’s mother is showing  marked improvement each day,  much to his joy and relief.  She’s a fiesty old gal.   We have no idea how long Mom’s recovery will take, but she’s already getting antsy to get out of there, so I’m betting on her.  She’s determined and working hard in PT.

     I’ve managed to do some writing  the last couple of days now that we are settling into a routine.    Housekeeping chores are getting done too, they suffered during the uproar.   This also means I’ll soon be back into full swing on the blog .

     The pups are  getting used to the ‘new’ schedule and don’t seem to mind the changes.  They’ve begun to listen for DH’s truck to pull into the drive in the afternoon, and they let me know he’s home.

Happy pups and a Red Tailed visitor

     It’s been nice to have a couple of days where I didn’t have to shuffle dogs.   I could tell Gavin and Patty were happy with it too.  They sure did miss being in direct contact with each other the last two weeks.  How could I tell?  They spent a great deal of time snuggled together on the couch today. 

     During one trip outside Gavin and I were visited by the neighborhood Red Tailed hawk.  The hawk chased a small bird into the next door neighbor’s maple tree and missed catching it.  Then he looked over, spotted us, ruffled his feathers, and settled down on the branch as if to say, “I meant to do that.”   It’s something I’ve seen cats do, but never a bird.    We watched him and he watched us.  I was wishing I had my camera.  

     The hawk looks well fed.   I hope that means  he’s taken advantage of our huge population of rabbits and squirrels.  We won’t miss them around here since our gardens are often overrun with the critters .  Mr. Red Tail wasn’t in any hurry to leave.  When I took Gavin in and brought Patty out, he was still on his perch.