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Summer versus winter
Posted by doggonedmysteries
In the wee hours of the morning, the sound of a distant train, crickets, waterfall, and fountains I’ll miss it in the winter. Instead, I’ll hear the steady breathing of two sleeping dogs, the furnace running, wind howling, and the murmur of the TV that never stops.
The scent of fresh mown grass, flowers in bloom, and warm garden soil. Instead, I’ll smell dogs, a stuffy house, and many meals cooked.
Instead of the warmth of the summer sun on my face and arms, a gentle breeze, and the grass tickling my feet. I’ll feel cold, the crunch of snow under my boots, the slip of ice, and burn of cold winds.
Instead of watching flowers bend in a breeze, radiant sun shine, trees full of green leaves, and insects playing tag with each other. I’ll watch snow blowing across the yard; icicles drip and hang from the eaves, and sunshine turning snow and ice into gleaming diamonds.
The taste of grilled foods, fresh fruit, vegetables, and berries picked a moment before. Instead, I’ll taste hot soups, stews, and comfort, stick to your ribs foods.
Yes, I enjoy living where I have four seasons. However, three of them, spring, summer, and fall are my favorites. I’ve lived in warmer places, colder ones too. Where I live now suits me.
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It bugs me that…
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Dear Hubby is always in pain and I can do nothing to help ease it.
We can’t visit my Aunts and Cousins more often. I do wish they lived closer to us.
I get an average of at least 50 hits a week on my Bottom Line Books scam post. This indicates that the company is continuing to rip people off at an alarming rate.
I have inconsiderate neighbors who think nothing of blocking our driveway. This means I have to waste time hunting someone down to have him or her move his or her vehicle in an emergency when I need to get my car out of the driveway. I know this because I’ve had to do it more than once when DH’s mother has fallen or when he’s needed me to take him to the ER. I’d have them ticketed, but by the time the police show up, they are gone. These are the same people who persistently honk their car horns at all hours, crank the car stereos up so high that my walls shake, and they leave their dog outside to bark all day long no matter what the weather.
The summers go by so quickly and the winters seem to stay longer. Of course, I thought they did this when I was a kid, but it seems to go even faster now.
What’s bugging you?
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A Nor’easter blows through
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Nor’easter shmoreaster it’s friggin cold, windy, wet, and plain old miserable. Wouldn’t you know I’d have to go out in all this muck to shop? I hate shopping. I hate it even more when it’s nasty outside.
There’s nothing like wrestling a forty pound bag of dog food out of a cart and slinging it into the back of the van with rain pounding down around you. That is except schlepping bags from a fully loaded shopping cart of groceries into said vehicle on the same trip. At which time there was the bonus of large snowflakes added to the downpour. (Lee if you’re reading this, you can stop laughing now it didn’t stick to the ground.)
Oh, joy, the first snow of the season, blecch! Mother Nature isn’t finished with us yet, she’s ordered another Nor’easter to come through here right behind this one. Gee, thanks Ma.
The dogs and Dear Hubby were all snug in the house. I was not. I was carrying things into the house. Rain soaked, windblown, and cold I dragged the last bag in. DH told me he was going upstairs to take a nap. And people wonder why I write murder mysteries…
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Misery loves company
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Today Dear Hubby is off to the oral surgeon. I get to go along because I’m his designated driver. This is going to be fun—NOT. For one thing, as I stated in an earlier post, dentists are a phobia with him and oral surgeons are worse. I can sympathize with him since I’ve had four impacted wisdom teeth removed and two others. However, neither dentist nor oral surgeons bother me.
I do dread the next week or so since men are such babies when they are feeling miserable. When I had my wisdom teeth out, I spent two whole days being miserable and then cooked meals, cleaned the house, did dishes, and went back to work. The last time DH had teeth removed he was down and out for at least a week.
All I can say is thank heavens these are the last of his teeth. I’d be willing to take bets that he’ll be feeling a darned sight better once they are gone than he has in a long while too.
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I haven’t a clue
Posted by doggonedmysteries
Wait, I know. It was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick. No, that’s not it.
When I sat down to my computer tonight, I had no clue what I was going to write about, but then I usually don’t. I set a goal to write an average of two hundred words a day on this blog when I started it. Some nights I write more, some less, but it does average out in the end. Why did I set this goal? I had to prove to myself that I could do it.
This blog is a journey, a discovery of who I am. It is where I let off steam, play, and sometimes drive myself ‘round the bend. Yes, I admit it. It is a short drive—hardly a revolution of the wheels.
What I’ve found is that I can succeed at what I put my mind to. Good news for me because I want my books finished, published, and enjoyed by all. This is my mind set.
In addition to writing this blog, I work on my books. The writing of them isn’t easy because life often interferes but I will write them.
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More Halloween 2009
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A Spirit Halloween store is only two doors down from Borders, and irresistible. Again today, I wandered into the world of Halloween props, costumes, and fun after meeting with my critiquing group at Borders. The clerks in SH now recognize and greet me by name—yes, I’ve been in there a few times since they opened.
It’s not because I spend large amounts of money in the store (because I don’t) that I made an impression with the clerks, it’s because I joke around with them. How can I not? They are an enjoyable group of people. Today we talked about how to decorate a haunted house, what props I have, what ones would work best, and how they’ve decorated their own homes over the years.
Most of us are in the same coffin, a lowly zombie’s budget with a regal vampire’s taste. It’s a good thing we are imaginative and inventive and have a few good props among the cheap ones. The least expensive but most labor intensive are the carved pumpkins.
However, with my tiny porch I’m running out of room for them. And did I mention the pumpkins were labor intensive? To carve them the way G and I do it takes hours and several glasses of wine…
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Buried alive in catalogues
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It would be such a waste if our city didn’t recycle. I struggled to take our paper recycling bin out the curb tonight. Filled to capacity the darned thing is heavy. We put most paper, cardboard, and pasteboard into our blue bins. All the junk mail goes. Sometimes my blue bin can wait for two weeks between recycling nights. However, it seems that this week we had an over abundance of junk mail arrive and it’s not even near an election right now. I pondered this for a while.
Then it hit me. Ah, yes. The bin contained catalogues. It had dozens of catalogues from every imaginable place for every item that exists. Why? “Tis the season and the catalogue storm has only just begun.
We spent far too many hours mining through the Mother-In-Law’s house while she was in the rehab hospital. Therefore, tonight I reminded Dear Hubby to make sure every catalogue she gets hits her bin over the next few months. I do not want to find her buried alive under an avalanche of them some time around Christmas.
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Back to a quiet neighborhood?
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It looks as though the front porch and roof construction across the street is finally nearing an end. I’ll be so glad to have the peace and quiet back. From the time the work began, the workers have kept a radio blasting and they start a little after seven in the morning. The work itself isn’t quiet. All of this takes place below my bedroom window. I am somewhat sleep deprived and cranky these days.
I won’t miss the sounds of hammers, saws, cement trucks, wood tossed into dumpsters, the loud radio, and the yelling. I won’t miss the cars of the workers parked everywhere, nor will I miss the honking horns of them leaving.
Why do people have to honk their car horns for anything other than an emergency? For that matter, why do they blast their music so loud that it not only rattles the windows but the bass levels rattle the entire house? Then again, I was one of those teens who didn’t blast my music to deafening levels. Yep, I was weird.
I’d love to see those cars that have the bass up to sonic boom levels suddenly crumble into teensy pieces of metal or fiberglass leaving the startled driver sitting on a seat in the middle of the road. Mwahahaha! Did I say I was a bit cranky?
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Some day Stacy and Clinton will darken my door
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I’m a prime candidate for the show What Not To Wear. I am a fashion moron, a fashionista’s nightmare a slob–I’m not kidding here folks. If it weren’t for my dear friend G, I wouldn’t have a thing to wear that wasn’t a T-shirt, or a sweatshirt with jeans. Most of my jeans are ratty looking and my choice of shirts would make Stacey cringe and Clinton vomit.
As I sat there watching the show tonight (for lack of anything else interesting being on TV) I came to conclusion, that one day, in the future, one of my friends was bound to send my name into the show. If only to watch me embarrass myself in public. Then again, I often embarrass myself in public, so what else is new?
I can disgrace myself in less than a minute. Walk me into a clothing store and watch me have a complete meltdown.
“Clothes? You want me to buy clothes? Are you out of your friggin’ mind?”

On another note…Today marks the one year anniversary of this blog. When I began writing this a year ago I never expected to have as many hits or lovely comments as I’ve had. Thank you dear readers for giving me the encouragement to continue doing this.
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Procrastination or a necessity?
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I finally got around to clearing my desk of junk. Papers, magazines, old bills, and various other piles of debris landed in the recycling bin. Lo and behold, I found my desk.
Was this another delaying tactic on my part? No, in truth, the desk was in dire need of cleaning. I could’ve written my novel in the dust. The heaps of crap stuff were beginning to block my computer monitor. I can’t write if I can’t see the danged screen now can I. When all that’s left sticking out of the detritus is a keyboard, mouse, and three quarters of a monitor screen, I think it’s time to clean. I could call in Kim and Aggie and have them clean, but I don’t think my house is dirty enough to qualify.
Have you seen those houses they clean on that show? If mine looked that ghastly, I’d burn it down. I certainly wouldn’t allow those two women and a camera crew to come in and film them screeching in horror at the filth.
Does a clean and organized desk make you a better writer? I’m not certain about that yet I’ll let you know.
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Baby, it’s cold outside
Posted by doggonedmysteries
It’s barely over forty degrees outside tonight and my furnace kicked on early this evening. The dogs love this weather. They’ve been total idiots for the last few days. My bruises are proof of that. With every wild romp around the yard or huckle butt in the house, I’m home base. There’s nothing like having two 65 lb dogs land in your lap at the same time.
The trees have begun to dress themselves in their fall finery, and at this rate, I’ll soon have to start raking the yard. That means another bout of insanity with the dogs. They are worse than kids are or I am when it comes to jumping into leaf piles. Gavin and Patty beat me to them every time.
We had such a wet summer we didn’t get to enjoy sitting outside in the evenings as often as we would have liked. I’d sit outside now if I could do so comfortably. But baby, it’s cold outside and I miss summer already.
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I peeled myself from the ceiling
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So there I was working away on my book when a loud BANG shook the house. It sounded as if a mortar had gone off in our driveway. After I peeled myself from the ceiling, I cussed a bit because with the BANG, the power went out. I looked at my computer monitor’s black screen, shrugged, and thought, “so much for writing.”
It was a few minutes before five and the dogs were hungry. So was I. Oh, great. At least they could eat I don’t have to cook their food. I fed the dogs while Dear Hubby called the power company—we were the 28th call in the few minutes after the BANG. DH lit all the kerosene lamps. I went out to talk to the neighbors who were gathering out on the sidewalks. We all tried to figure out what had exploded.
I saw G come home and went over to her house. SHE HAD POWER. First thing I said to her when she came to the door was “KMA, woman! You have power.” She laughed. They always seem to have power when ours goes out. They are less than a half block away from us but they are on another line. However, I got the last laugh. She was cooking their dinner. Dear Hubby was ordering pizza.
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